Nathan the computress fixer will feel the wrath of me before the end of the day if I don't hear him say "I fixxxed your shit, come get it." UGH X 5000000
I've had a few personal complaints/requests for an updated journal lately so I'm forced to update everyone on my life sans my computer and sans any photographs of recent date. I don't even know if that last sentence made sense but I'm just too bizzy to read over it. Not really, but I do have a midterm tomorrow that I'm neglecting to study for. Eh
For starters, Thursday night was going to be just another night at the Q. Oh, well, up until we waltzed in and Jon was asked to do the Best Buns contest. Oooh lala. After some peer pressure (mostly Katie pressure) He signed up and I couldn't have been happier.Long story short, Jon danced his little butt off to I'm a Slave for You and I was super proud.& Bryn and I screamed extra sextra loud for him and the announcer lady asked me if I had an orgasm. "Yes. Two." Ok anyway, I ran out of dollars to slip in Jons undies so I gave him Bryns credit card....which he then swiped. uhhh... Yes. Jon had tough competition but he won. Of course. (thanks to our orgasmic screams and credit card.) $100 + tips. omg. You'll have to refer to
brynjob for the pictures cause I have none.
Picturetrail deleted all my pictures. I mean all of them; I feel like I can sue them. Can I?
For those of you who didn't hear, my car killed itself on the way to Omaha on Friday night. Michelle and I were just driving along and all of a sudden we heard this loud noise and my car started wobbling around like crazy. I was half screaming half laughing really hard but managed to pull myself over to this random road that is being constructed. I called Tim and explained to him that my tires looked normal and everything and I didn't know what was wrong. Tim told me to drive along the side of the road and see how fast I could go. So we were driving along and Michelles like "Oh theres a road block" and then I'm like "Nope. Thats a police car. Crud." He turned his lights on and like pulled me over except I was already pretty much pulled over... So anyway, I explained to him the situation and he told me to drive up to Flying J at the next mile exit. (side note: first encounter with the law where I got in 0 trouble. Monumental.)
Flying J is pretty much Hicks R Us. Crazy ones too. We mingled with the locals while waiting for Tim to come fix us. Truckers are interesting people who like love to talk to randoms like us who obviously don't fit in. We got some pizza (even though I wanted the buffet) and sat down, played in the arcade and waited. When Tim got there, I helped him fix my tire and walked back inside to get Michelle and saw that she was playing with this old old man. Apparently, she was trying to help him fix his phone so it would ring. I know it sounds like a typical rapist/serial killer pickup line, but seriously it wasn't THAT weird. (we never fixed it by the way) In the process of trying to fix his phone, we called Michelle's with his. Ok, later like on the way back to Omaha, he called her.. I'm praying that it was an accident but Holy Scary SCARY if it wasn't an accident. AHhhhhh it was the weirdest night ever and it wasn't even 9. I love the Flying J.
Saturday I just wroked at Mistys. It actually all went really well. Mostly cause Jon was my busser. I like it when Jon is my busser cause I just get paid to play and deliver foods. My dream job.
These are the only pictures that I have in my posession thanks to SOMEONE. So...enjoy.
On a recent trip to Swaziland...Jon and I decided to take a photoshoot with our hoodies. Please take note of Jons mouth.
So I made fun of him.
I don't know why I think its appropriate to photo safari after 0 showers in 2 days plus 2 trips to the gym. G ross.
OKOKOKOK. So our firealarm has been beeping for days and days thanks for Jackie trying to cook.... The maintenance boys just came in and tried to fix it and they saw how we attempted to dismantle our firealarm and they're like.
"OMG Geeeezeeeee. Blah bli blah."
Theyre so weird and they act like they can fix everything but really they rarely fix anything. They said they'll be back in 5 so I better get ready for them.
Flibble. They're back.