Who wouldn't want to join me?

[kaizoku_sama]

I have exchanged my title as the King of Tennis in hopes of acquiring a new one, the Pirate King. My family happens to own several ships already, but I require a crew. Positions available are as follows: hair dresser, shipwright, chef, a visually displeasing person, Echizen Ryoma, maid, servant, clothing designer, and personal assistant. Please

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[bristled]

If you want visually displeasing, ask the perm head.

[kaizoku_sama]

Perms are rather displeasing to look at.

[bristled]

Especially when they're white.

[samuraish]

Oi. Silver.

[bristled]

Whatever, you prematurally-aged parfait lover.

[samuraish]

Whatever yourself, you permanently-pissed-off prick.

I used alliteration. Beat THAT.

[bristled]

That just makes you UNORIGINAL.

[samuraish]

It makes me POETIC, oi.

[bristled]

There's nothing about you that's POETIC.

[samuraish]

Hijikata-kun,
You should wear a pirate hat,
Fluffy ones suit you.

[bristled]

...

DID YOU JUST WRITE ME POETRY?!

[bristled]

WHAT IS THAT LAST LINE SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

[samuraish]

Oi, stop commenting twice and thrice and quadrice. Like I can answer all of these!

It means that fluffy suits you. Can't you read?

[bristled]

I'LL COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT.

[bristled]

Why are you thinking about what suits me?!

[samuraish]

Since you mentioned hats. Don't read too much into it, it's not like I care about wt you wear or anything.