Who wouldn't want to join me?

[kaizoku_sama]

I have exchanged my title as the King of Tennis in hopes of acquiring a new one, the Pirate King. My family happens to own several ships already, but I require a crew. Positions available are as follows: hair dresser, shipwright, chef, a visually displeasing person, Echizen Ryoma, maid, servant, clothing designer, and personal assistant. Please inquire in your comments if you are interested, listing your qualifications and a photograph.

If you are not serious, please do not fill my inbox with useless comments.