Who wouldn't want to join me?

[kaizoku_sama]

I have exchanged my title as the King of Tennis in hopes of acquiring a new one, the Pirate King. My family happens to own several ships already, but I require a crew. Positions available are as follows: hair dresser, shipwright, chef, a visually displeasing person, Echizen Ryoma, maid, servant, clothing designer, and personal assistant. Please

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[oceanofpotion]

Oy look. What a precious little muggle. Wonder if mum'll let me keep him as a pet. Merlin knows I've always wanted one.

[kaizoku_sama]

I am unfortunately not familiar with the term muggle. However if I do not already know it I doubt it is worth my precious time.

[oceanofpotion]

Muggle. Non-magical folk. No wands, no flying brooms, no goblins guarding your treasures underground, etc. etc. Not very exciting, but what can you do? Still, I hear they make ace pets.

[kaizoku_sama]

Atobe Keigo does not make an "ace" pet for anyone.

[oceanofpotion]

Poppycock. I'm sure you'll do just fine. Although I might call you Ulric. Or maybe Dangerous Dai.

[kaizoku_sama]

I will not be your pet.

[oceanofpotion]

You can choose your own name, if you're so bloody choosy about it.

[kaizoku_sama]

Captain Atobe does not stand for this kind of treatment.

[oceanofpotion]

Is that what you want to be called?

[kaizoku_sama]

Yes, by my many subordinates.

[oceanofpotion]

You can be captain of all of my pets. How about that?

[kaizoku_sama]

I decline.

[oceanofpotion]

Not even King of the Monkeys?

[kaizoku_sama]

Definitely not. I am offended at the thought.

[oceanofpotion]

And why's that? I think monkey's are brilliant, if you ask me.

[kaizoku_sama]

I do not think you meant to make that word possessive.