Bold the statements that are true to you
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the fibs alone
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days. (Supernatural, Human Target, Numb3rs, occasional Survivor . . . close to 3 hours a week. Considering I spend most time on my computer, that's a relatively large part of my day.)
I own lots of books. (Relatively speaking, at least. There is no miniature library at my house yet.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses, and I feel weird without them.)
I love to play video games. (I play occasionally. Not all the time. Does that count?)
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome. (Reading trine-fic and that one OT4 fic leave me open, I'll admit.)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Relationship? Of a romantic sense? When did that happen?)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (More mentally than out loud.)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Pretty sure of that.)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Only knife I have is the fruit knife in my dorm room drawer. I sort of want to be awesome and get a straight razor someday - can you tell I've watched Sweeney Todd recently?)
I'm totally smart. (Define 'smart'. GPA-wise? College, no. Feel smart? . . . Most days, somewhat. I'll just mark it a wish and leave it at that.)
I've broken someone's bones. (Just to be able to say I did so someday.)
I'm paranoid sometimes. (Look up a game called Assassin on Wikipedia. No actual killing involved, 'less you're part of the Mafia. It was fun, and I outlasted most people before getting two kill attempts in a row; the second one 'stuck' for the purposes of the game.)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (I'm in college. Who doesn't need money?)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair. (Long-ish. I'm assuming mid-back counts.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Change, yes. Gambling, no. Underage and no desire to break that rule and all.)
I have at least one sibling. (Things get boring at home, sometimes. Especially true pre-fanfic.)
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Eyelashes, the one time, for family pictures in China.)
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic. (I'm realistic. It's not pessimism if it's staying in the bounds of reality, right?)
I have a lot of mood swings. (Depends on what music I'm listening to and what fic I'm writing, mostly.)
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I don't think I even get hyper off sugar. Or caffeine.)
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Assuming parents don't count.)
I enjoy talking on the phone. (No. I have the smallest talking plan available and rarely use up more than half the minutes.)
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Technically not true - there's a really comfy dress I wear in summer all day instead.)
I love to shop. (Ergh.)
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I find myself incapable of staying angry for more than fifteen minutes.)
I'm a pretty good dancer. (Free-form. Would help with choreographing things in headspace for the dance-specific scenes.)
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Depends entirely on where we are. And if we run into anyone I recognize from school.)
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis. (Hell NO.)
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (If I've had more than a cup of alcoholic beverages in my life - every time combined - I'll give up fanfic. And tiny dipping-utensils-in samples does not add up that much.)
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Nope! Fanfic, maybe original novels on the side, and still considering teaching.)
I want to have children in the future. (Adopted, actually my DNA, or just the kids I teach. Any/all are fine.)
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything. (Shrimp is awesome, but when I flare up the next day, it's not all that awesome.)
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (. . . I assume in a sexual manner, because otherwise I'd hope that everyone bolded this due to exposure to parents. No. And not unless it's a hot movie star, and then only older.)
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before. (And I'd say that it tasted like pee, but I have no clue what pee tastes like. It's horrid. I see no appeal in drinking crap when I can get high off music. -I can't believe I'm serious about that.)
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not interested in dating during high school)
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (I have no preferences as long as it doesn't taste like crap, and no major pizza place tastes like crap.)
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (He has awesome music; that's all I really care about.)
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex.
I am happy at this moment! (See previous post for clarification, if you don't believe me.)
I'm obsessed with guys. (Replace 'guys' with fanfiction, reading random fun novels, )
I study for tests most of the time. (I at least look at notes for 95% of tests.)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Do I? I don't pay much attention, and haven't really seen people tie shoes.)
I can work on a car.
I love my job. (Writing fanfiction? Hell yes.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Fiction-wise, yes. Friend-wise, yes. Career-wise, not entirely yet.)
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can
I have jumped off a bridge. (A small one. 'M not suicidal.)
I love sea turtles. (Finding Nemo was an awesome movie. Head. Noggin. Du~de.)
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. (Pfft. Makeup? What makeup? If I put it on more than five times a year I'll be startled.)
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Finishing the 1984 AU and finishing a novel-length original story.)
I'm proficient in a musical instrument. (Can read sheet music, can play fairly fluently. Piano. I doubt singing counts, and I'm not that good when compared to a lot of artists, but at least I can sing accurately and in-tune most of the time. Occasional scale-shifts have happened in conjunction with the rest of the choir.)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs. (I don't see myself working at one, anyway.)
I love sci-fi movies. (Bad sci-fi movies are the best form of entertainment. Besides, look at my fandoms. Transformers is totally sci-fi. Giant Alien Robots and all that.)
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state. (Grad school's a possibility, though.)
I like sausage.
I love kisses. (Chocolate kisses, roboslash kisses that aren't part of all-our pr0nsing, tastefully done human-fic, then yes.)
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. (It's rather bad timing on my part.)
I usually like covers better than originals. (Not quite sure what the difference is here.)
I can pick up things with my toes. (Some things; I haven't actively practiced)
I can't whistle. (Not tried, at least.)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither. (Got up and tried in the mirror. Nope.)
I have ridden/owned a horse. (Third grade; went to Canada and rode a little.)
I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Most, but not all.)
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. (Not that I know of.)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Nope. Most things go away quickly if I don't focus on them.)
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. (I never learned how to.)
I have jazz in my blood. (Music and mech. Personality and not literally for the latter.)
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo. (Don't know for certain what I'd get yet, but I think I'd probably get a self-created thing - the Seeker sigil I want to finish drawing eventually, lineart only. Maybe the Guardian symbol I need to design for Pandora'verse/MLFC'verse. If I ever get around to making it, then maybe the 1984'verse trilogy logo. Maybe a crystal, or the Autobot Brothers' family crest for Crystal'verse. A pink flamingo - RL inside joke with friends. If I get way into Supernatural, then maybe a Devil's Trap. Though that's not the best of ideas if I get possessed . . . should go look up protective sigils beyond a pentagram.)
I can't stand at least one person that I work with. (Living in the same hall count? Then yes. Otherwise, no.)
I am a caffeine junkie. (Ice-blended caramel coffee. Twice a week before class block starts. One of the best drinks ever.)
I know what cosplaying is. (I want to make my own costume eventually)
I have been to over 15 conventions. (Uh . . . I haven't kept count?)
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I got a random Gundam figurine at Comic-Con 2009. Plus, look at the random things I have in my dorm room. Yes.)
I only clean my room when necessary. (Necessary being 'when I feel like it', yes.)
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.
Essay time. Brain. Switch over now.