Meme: Crack!quiz
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaitou_pandora!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with kaitou_pandora in your mouth.
- Kaitou_pandora was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention kaitou_pandora.
- Lightning strikes kaitou_pandora over seven times every hour!
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as kaitou_pandora!
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink kaitou_pandora!
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for kaitou_pandora, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed kaitou_pandora would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields!
- Kaitou_pandoraolatry is the mindless worship of kaitou_pandora!
- Kaitou_pandora has three eyelids!
1. . . . I'm not going to say anything about that
2. Wait, you mean I explode?
3. I never knew I was in the Bible.
4. Painlessly, then.
5. The skin of a shark can be substituted for me? Cool but disturbing.
6. I'm liked by the majority of America! *glees*
7. *snerk* Fits with Pandora'verse canon.
8. *laughs* Also fits with Pandora'verse canon.
9. Worship me! Could fit with Pandora'verse canon, but could also be twisted somewhat for 1984'verse canon.
10. I suppose glasses count, then.
I've just remembered that I did a bunch of these for various TF characters. The most entertaining crack!bunnies came out of it. And the scary part was how much could be twisted to fit into canon.
And I really need to get more of Pandora'verse out of my head and into my computer. *glares at the hawk-fledglings*