Songfic!bunnies, please, _please_, stop nibbling.
Jazz, you showed up to save Prowl, so you requesting your own chapter is perfectly fine.
But *name removed to prevent spoilers* completely blindsiding me with more unrequited love? I haven't even written any fic for you (posted or not), just concept-ness!
*sighs*
Okay, fine. I'll write you in - just stay in Jazz's chapter. And there will only be ONE chapter for the two of you. This was supposed to be a oneshot, after all. And hey, look at what happened to Starscream - he ended up with a chapter nearly three times as long as the original fic.
Now put away the katana and wakizashi. Please. I can't write your chapter if my body has been carved up, cremated, and scattered all over the cosmos.
. . .
Thank you.
Edit 3/18/10: . . . So why is it that none of the ideas seem to be able to listen to me? *name removed*, seriously. You were SUPPOSED to stay in Jazz's chapter, and now you step in and demand a slagload of backstory? At least I can probably adapt part for the 1984 AU. That's pretty much the only reason I'm writing you in.
But *name removed to prevent spoilers* completely blindsiding me with more unrequited love? I haven't even written any fic for you (posted or not), just concept-ness!
*sighs*
Okay, fine. I'll write you in - just stay in Jazz's chapter. And there will only be ONE chapter for the two of you. This was supposed to be a oneshot, after all. And hey, look at what happened to Starscream - he ended up with a chapter nearly three times as long as the original fic.
Now put away the katana and wakizashi. Please. I can't write your chapter if my body has been carved up, cremated, and scattered all over the cosmos.
. . .
Thank you.
Edit 3/18/10: . . . So why is it that none of the ideas seem to be able to listen to me? *name removed*, seriously. You were SUPPOSED to stay in Jazz's chapter, and now you step in and demand a slagload of backstory? At least I can probably adapt part for the 1984 AU. That's pretty much the only reason I'm writing you in.