"Est-ce que je peux prendre votre commande?"

"Ouais, j'vais prendre trois osti d'grosses frites pis 20 cheeseburgers."

So, I'm procrastinating. And THEN. I come upon this:

http://community.livejournal.com/alittleawkward/787263.html

READ IT.

Just read it. Now, THAT is good writing XD