What I have learned in my time down here.

Dec 27, 2005 19:06

Can’t even remember what day it is anymore. I have seen a lot of Alabama’s would be constructive programming. I swear I don’t know how some of these people manage to breath.

I try very hard to look at this from a different angle. Such as “Maybe I don’t understand where they are coming from.” So Nick did some research. First off I did some research on the war against the Confederacy. I what I found out was fascinating. *acem *

Everyone in Alabama are a bunch of sore losing ignorant hicks.

Then I went to the one thing that has been explaining good country living for 80 years. Country music. Now this is a very here and there subject. I have notice that this in particular kind of music is one of two things.
1.Really good
2.Incredibaly dull and inane.

I have two examples.

That’s something to be proud of. Artist-Unknown
I have had the pleasure of listening to this when I was lying down on Derek’s floor in his living room while his lesbian sister watch CMT. This song drew me right into and I didn’t even know who it was by. The words went with the rhythm, and everything made perfect sense. Not only that, it had a great message.

This kiss-Faith Hill
Get ready. *deep breath*. Now lets just start with the first line of this song.

“If I could grant you one wish, I would wish you’d see the way you kiss.”

WHAT! If you could grant ME the wish. If that’s so why did you just make the wish for me. I thought you were doing the granting then I would do the wishing that is what you established in the first statement.

So what I found out is that I need to find the spot with the good county singers because that is where the smart hicks are.

Nick
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