Denial
Title: Denial
Pairing: Ohmiya
Genre: AU college fluff? Crack? I dunno…
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I have a calendar and a few posters, but otherwise Arashi doesn’t belong to me…
Summary: Nino is in denial.
A/N: Written a while ago, but I decided to post this in honor of Nino’s birthday tomorrow. My first Arashi fic so I apologize if it fails.
Ninomiya Kazunari, more commonly referred as Nino or, on rare occasions and to his parents, Kazu, did not have a crush on that cute guy in his art class, no matter what his dorm mate, Matsumoto Jun, might say. Not in the least. The fact that Nino had no interest in art before he saw that guy was, according to him, completely irrelevant. He only, discretely mind you, found out the guy’s name (Ohno Satoshi) because he admired his artwork. There was no other reason.
When asked what the best way to approach Ohno would be, Aiba Masaki, a friend of Nino, said to give him a puppy, which was a typical Aiba answer. Why would someone give a puppy to a college student? Aiba’s friend (and secret crush, again according to Jun), Sakurai Sho, said to ask him if he wanted to get coffee together. Nino just rolled his eyes and went back to playing games on his Nintendo DS. He never went anywhere without it, so that in cases like this, when he felt the need to tune those around him out, he would have it. He didn’t even want to think of Jun’s suggestion, which was to buy Ohno an expensive gift.
Whenever Nino tried to figure out why Ohno was so hard to talk to, he couldn’t. It wasn’t as if Ohno exuded a ‘stay away from me’ vibe. “Hell, that annoying junior high brat had an easier time talking to him, and it was obvious that he had a crush on him,” Nino thought. Nino didn’t need Jun to tell him that (He did anyways, but that’s just how Jun is). “How hard is it to strike up a conversation? It shouldn’t be this difficult…” But it was. Nino was completely baffled, although he hid it.
Jun, Sho, and Aiba spent a long time trying to convince Nino that he “needed to get it into his head that he was completely infatuated with the guy and therefore should ask him out. Preferably sooner rather than later, or else measures will have to be taken”. Nino began to berate them, but suddenly squeaked and attempted to hide behind Jun, who gave a knowing smirk as Ohno came into view and then proceeded to engage the man in a lengthy conversation about where he bought his jeans and what hand cream he used because, “your hands are gorgeous.” Blushing, Ohno rapidly greeted Nino and the others before hurrying out of sight. Nino, also blushing, gave Jun a deadly glare. Aiba and Sho stood there, clueless of what had just happened.
Later that day, Jun cornered Nino and, in his best DoS manner, threatened to smash all of his games into tiny little pieces if Nino didn’t ask Ohno out by the end of the week. Naturally, by the time Friday arrived, Nino had yet to comply. Jun was not amused. He took all of Nino’s games and hid them, leaving a note reading, “You have until sunset,” in their place.
To say Nino was very angry would be an understatement. He was royally pissed. So he decided to do what he did best. He took a load of Jun’s whites to a nearby Laundromat with the intent of washing them with a red sock.It was not one of his more devious plans, but he was too pissed to care. Especially since Jun’s favorite white shirt was in the load. As luck would have it, while he was in the middle of loading the washer, Ohno Satoshi walked in with a bag full of laundry slung over his shoulder.
Nino froze. All he could do was watch in silence as Ohno prepared the washing machine, thinking that Jun was right. Ohno’s hands were gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as his ass. Nino blinked, trying to escape from that train of thought. Since when did he go around checking out other guy’s asses?
Coming to the only conclusion he could, Nino quickly crossed the Laundromat to where Ohno stood, and tapped him on the shoulder. Ohno turned around and smiled when he recognized him saying, “Ni -”
Nino never let him finish. Instead he back Ohno up against the machine and kissed him. Ohno gasped, giving Nino the opportunity to slip his tongue into his mouth. It didn’t take long for him to respond, putting his arms around Nino’s neck and twining his fingers in his hair. Nino slid his hands down Ohno’s back and into his back pockets, confirming that his ass was indeed as amazing as it looked from across the room.
Halfway through their heated make out session, Nino remembered Jun’s clothing; however, he simply shrugged and went back to kissing Ohno senseless.
The End