my recent google search: best way to get blood out of clothes.

Someone is either going to think i'm accident prone or a serial killer.

my failed google query?  "oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh lyrics"

Did i really try to google that to find a song?  Yes, yes i did.

Did i feel like an idiot immediately after i pressed enter?  Yes, yes i did.

Did i actually find the song?  After about 1/2 an hour i did.

CAUSE: I have cut up jalapenos a dozen times.  This is why it NEVER occurred to me that if you spend a long time cutting up jalapenos, the oil will seep into your skin and cause you to writhe in agony as it burns and burns and burns.  What have i learned?  DO NOT TRY USING WATER TO FIX THIS.  Use it in conjunction with something, but not by itself ( Read more... )

So...I kinda need to know what happens when there is gas in the radiator.  Like now.  You know, before the car blows up with me in it.

here are the quotes of the day ( Read more... )