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I'm fucking sick. I went to work for an hour, threw up twice and decided that was enough of that. Went home, called up my folks and told my Ma to come get me. I laid on the couch and spent the night simply for the comfort. I love it when my Ma strokes my head until I fall asleep, the smell of my parents smoking unrelentlessly and the fresh brewed coffee every morning at 5:00AM. It's home. It will always be home. Our family dog, Jenny, now fat as hell...laying beside me on the couch making sure I'm okay. Becoming automatically alert every time my Ma or Dad walks by me and growling when they touch me because she's so damn over protective. Of course there's my cat too, Alley. Cutey kitty and all she does is jump up on the couch and stick her ass in my face but I love her anyways. I think I'll be better after I sleep some more, I've been asleep for damn near two days...three oughtta do the damn trick. Of course I'm no magician so I'm sure it'll take something like 7 or 8 days.
I had two little old church ladies stop by my place before I got real sick and of course its "do you know your Lord and Savior?" "are you saved?" "Lemme read you this scripture that tells us what God has intended for us..." Well, me being the over polite one cant tell them to please, leave me alone. So, instead I stood there listening, responding, listening and responding. I held the screen door open while they were talking, but what I forgot is I had "FUCK ME" stamped across my forearm...the arm holding the door open. So as these ladies are doing their 'duty' I'm basically telling them to FUCK ME. Its really funny now that I look back on it, but embarrassing at the same time. Oh well. Damn door knockers.
I did however get to watch 3 excellent movies; I've seen em all before but it's good to see em again. Pi, Kill Bill Vol. 2 and Empire Records.
Thank you and good night,
Heather
p.s. I almost forgot, I have a secret admirer. Yup! I've seen her once, she's cute, but all I know is this, and I quote:
"Who's that girl" -admirer
"Oh her? That's Heather, I work with her." -Alix
"What is she your roommate?" -admirer
"Yeah, we're roommates." -Alix
"You're so lucky." -admirer
"We are roommates not anything more." -Alix
"You're still lucky, she's hot....tell her my name." -admirer
Boom baby. Uh, for the record, this doesn't mean I like her. GOT IT?! I've had my mind on someone else for a long time.
I had two little old church ladies stop by my place before I got real sick and of course its "do you know your Lord and Savior?" "are you saved?" "Lemme read you this scripture that tells us what God has intended for us..." Well, me being the over polite one cant tell them to please, leave me alone. So, instead I stood there listening, responding, listening and responding. I held the screen door open while they were talking, but what I forgot is I had "FUCK ME" stamped across my forearm...the arm holding the door open. So as these ladies are doing their 'duty' I'm basically telling them to FUCK ME. Its really funny now that I look back on it, but embarrassing at the same time. Oh well. Damn door knockers.
I did however get to watch 3 excellent movies; I've seen em all before but it's good to see em again. Pi, Kill Bill Vol. 2 and Empire Records.
Thank you and good night,
Heather
p.s. I almost forgot, I have a secret admirer. Yup! I've seen her once, she's cute, but all I know is this, and I quote:
"Who's that girl" -admirer
"Oh her? That's Heather, I work with her." -Alix
"What is she your roommate?" -admirer
"Yeah, we're roommates." -Alix
"You're so lucky." -admirer
"We are roommates not anything more." -Alix
"You're still lucky, she's hot....tell her my name." -admirer
Boom baby. Uh, for the record, this doesn't mean I like her. GOT IT?! I've had my mind on someone else for a long time.