I ALSO FOUND WIZARD OF ANIME
THE WIZARD OF ANIME
This is the story of an average teenage girl who gets lost in a world of
excitement and wonder. Rayna stares out of the bus window muttering to herself
“Today has been a horrible day...I don’t think that it could get any worse.”
Upon saying that, the bus hits a bump and veers off of the road. Rayna flies
from her seat and smacks her head on the windshield. She stares up at the roof
of the bus as she slips out of consciousness.
As she awakens, she notices that the bus is empty. Rayna thinks to herself
“Where is everyone...pcht like I’m going to go find them, that’s their problem.”
Rayna steps off of the bus and gazes at a remarkable village that resembles
something out of a fairytale. She turns around and notices that someone’s feet
are sticking out from the bottom of the bus. She thinks “How horrible.” Shortly
after that she begins to crack up. “Well, it is kind of funny...feetsy weetsys.”
she says. She then says to herself “No...I must..not...hahahahaha...laugh.” “Ok
ok.”
A strange looking person approaches “You killed him...that’s awesome!” Rayna
turns “Justin...what are you doing here?” Tiffany and Alanna approach.
“Yeeeeeah” They both say simultaneously. “We represent the Lollipop Guild.” A
tiny man comes up to them. “You are supposed to sing it!” Justin replies
“Yeeeeeah, I’ll do that......but not really.” Alanna informs Rayna “Supposedly,
you killed some witch and junk...” Justin buts in “You should steal her shoes!”
Rayna replies “That’s a great idea.” Rayna pulls the shoes off of the corpse. “I
wish finding good shoes were this easy.” Rayna says. “Anyway, how do I get out
of here?” Rayna asks. Tiffany replies “I think it has something to do with the
Emerald City.” Rayna asks “So how do I get there.” Tiffany remarks “I dunno.
JEEZ...quit asking me so many questions...“Ask the Good Witch of the North or
something...” On-cue, a floating pink bubble approaches. Rayna pokes it. POP.
Chris falls out and smacks his bum on the ground. “Ow...that hurt.” He mutters.
Rayna stares at Chris with a surprised look on her face. “YOU are the good
witch?!” Chris simply replies “Yeah.” Rayna asks “Can you tell me how to get to
the Emerald City?” Chris responds “Yeah.” Rayna remarks “...Well...where is it?”
Chris points “Over there.” Rayna yells “Christopher! You’re not going to help me
are you?!” Chris smiles “No.” Chris then shouts out “Oh look, midgets!” One of
them yells back. “We’re munchkins.” Chris begins to chase the munchkins.
“Ow...you’re stepping on my face!” One yells. Another yells “He’s worse than all
the bad witches combined!” Chris laughes “Here midget midget midget!” Rayna
shrugs “Oh well, I guess I’ll go Iny Meny Miny Mooooooooover here.” “I guess
that I’ll follow this yellow brick road.” A munchkin begins to sing. “Follow the
Yellow Brick Road, Follow the Yellow Brick Road...” The munchkins look at
Justin. “Yeeeeeeeah...Don’t worry, I’ll sing it...but not really...yeeeeah.”
Rayna begins her journey down the Yellow Brick Road.
Rayna slowly crawls down the Yellow Brick Road. “I’m soooooooo tired...and
hungry...and tired...” “I must have been walking for hours.” Rayna checks her
watch. “Five minutes!” She exclaims as she collapses on the road. Rayna hears a
strange noise. “What was that?” She hears it again. “EEEEEEEEH.” Rayna turns
around. “What was that?” Rayna looks up at the scarecrow. “Damien?!” What are
you doing here?!” Damien responds in a country accent “Suma them there rednecks
tied me here.” Rayna laughs “Sucks to be you.” replies Rayna as she begins to
walk off. Damien yells “Rei Rei!!!” Rayna stomps her foot. “Fine, stupid
conscious, I’ll get you for this.” She unties Damien. Damien smacks to the
ground with a loud CLUNK. “Ow, my head!” Damien exclaims. “What...I’m the
scarecrow?” “What the F*#@ is that supposed to mean?!” “I, I need a brain?!”
“Them there rednecks need a brain...if they only had a brain.”
They wouldn’t be drinkin’ beers
And callin people Q***rs
And shootin’ at the deers
While grabbin’ people’s rears.
Rayna: With the money they spend drinkin’
I was kinda thinkin’
They could buy me lots of things
Like anime, clothes, video games, manga,
Meatballs, macaroni, ramen noodles, porkchops,
Potato chips, soushi, banana bread, pickels...
Damien buts in “Isn’t this my song?”
Rayna replies “Shut up Damien!”
Damien: Well IIIIIIIII’ll
Tell you Whyyyyy
Them there rednecks
gotta die
I could while away the hours
Watching Rayna in the shower
Rayna glares at him and points below the waist
Not watchin’ Rayna in the shower
If they ONLY HAD A BRAAAAAAAAIN.
Rayna looks at him “Yeeeeeah, I’m going to go. Have fun Mr. Scarecrow.”
Damien chases after her “Rei Rei...um...can I come?
Rayna replies “hahaha...no.”
Damien follows her anyway.
Rayna continues her journey with Damien in close pursuit. Rayna exclaims “I’m
HuNgRyYyYyYyY!” Rayna picks an apple from an apple tree. “Apple Yum!” she
replies. After biting into the apple Rayna hears a loud “OH MY
GOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” The two apple trees begin throwing apples at Rayna and
Damien. The trees introduce themselves. “I’m Tree Dan.” “I’m Tree Corey.” Tree
Dan yells at Rayna “Hey, these are our chuckin’ apples. How would you like it if
I ripped something off of you?!” Damien buts in “Like her clothes EEEEEH!” Rayna
slaps him into the dirt. Tree Dan and Tree Corey continue pelting Rayna with
apples. Tree Dan screams out “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” Tree Corey says to Tree
Dan. “Gosh Dan, I’m tared, I dun wanna throw apples anymore, I’m takin’ me a
nap.” Tree Dan intentionally crashes into Tree Corey, ripping both of their
roots from the ground. “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! BOOOOOOOOOM!!! POOOOOOOOOOOW!!!”
yells Dan. Corey yells at Dan “Gosh dang Dan, get offa me, why d’ya always have
to be on top of me...now we’re stuck like this.” Tree Dan simply replies
“Eh...geki.” Rayna and Damien continue their journey down the Yellow Brick Road.
Rayna and Damien come across a shack. The first thing that pops into Rayna’s
head is “Must steal the refrigerator.” Rayna runs anxiously towards the shack,
not noticing the large metallic object that is obstructing her path. THUMP.
Rayna cries out “OoOoOoOoOoOoOwWwWwWwWwWwWwW!” Rayna hears a faint voice. Damien
exclaims “I think he’s trying to tell us something!” Rayna replies “Maybe this
will do it.” Rayna picks up an X-Box controller. The voice gets louder
“X....Box.” Rayna places the controller into the Tin-Man’s hands. The Tin-Man
comes to life. “YaaY. X-Box!” Rayna examines him closer. “...Koontz...?” “What
are you doing here?” Koontz answers “I was playing DOA Beach Volleyball, Beach
Volley ball YaaY, then it started raining...as it turns out...I rust in the
rain.” Damien runs up to him “EEEEEH, so you are completely made out of metal?!”
Damien picks up a stick and begins smashing him in the head. Koontz turns to
Damien “Zack...you’re an idiot.” Damien replies “EEEEEEEEEH!” Rayna begins
kicking him. “Wow Koontz...Ahwesuuuuume.” Rayna then kicks Koontz in the one
place that isnt’ metallic. Koontz falls over. “...da da...ow.” Rayna cracks up.
“...Sorry...hahaha...Koontz.” Koontz gets up and punches a tree. “GRRRRRRRR...I
HATE YOU ALL!” Rayna thinks aloud “Jeez Koontz, if you only had a heart...”
Koontz’s growling face turns to a smile.
Koontz: If I only had a heart:
I would keep it in my pocket
Take a key and unlock it
If I only had a heart
I would keep it open to the world
I would chuck it at squirrels
Put it in a bag an scare little girls
I would sell it on Ebay
Give it to people on their birthday
I would...
Rayna buts in: “Koontz!” “It’s not that kind of heart!
Koontz punches another tree “It’s my song, I’ll do what ever I want!”
If I only had a heart
Hold on I have to fart.
Damien looks up to the roof. “What is that?!” “It’s hideous!” The witch glares
at Damien. “Oh yeah, that’s a lot Zack, I appreciate that ... dumb a#%.” After
saying this, Andrew engulfs Zack in a wall of flames. Andrew exclaims “Flaming
Sphere, Critical Success!!!” Zack runs around being chased by a large ball of
fire. “EEEEEH!!!” Rayna looks up to the top of the shack. “Andrew...is that
you?” Rayna says. Andrew exclaims “Thank you, Captain Obvious!” Chris starts
laughing behind Andrew. Rayna looks up to Chris and asks “Chris, aren’t you the
Good Witch?” Chris replies “Sometimes.” Andrew looks down to Rayna. “I came to
get what belongs to me.” Rayna looks down at the shoes. “Do you want these?”
“They are WOMEN’S shoes!” Andrew replies “Well...I like to feel pretty
every-once-in-a-while.” Chris laughs “Yeah Andrew, now all you need is a pretty
pink drwess.” Andrew rolls his eyes. “Shut up Chris, don’t you have some midgets
to squash, I mean look over.” “Anyway, if you don’t hand over the shoes I will
get you my pretty...and you little friends too.” Rayna screams “Help me Robot
Koontz.” Koontz angrily replies “I’M NOT A ROBOT, I’M A TIN MAN.” Rayna yells
back “ I don’t care what you are, protect me. Rayna shoves Koontz in front of
her. Andrew looks at Koontz “Oh yeah, what are you going to do?” “Sit down
Koontz.” Andrew pushes Koontz to the ground. Koontz yells “Help me, I’ve fallin’
and I can’t get up.” Andrew looks to Rayna “I have you now.” Andrew reaches into
his pocket. “$#(@!!!” “Chris...that punk took my SP, I’ll deal with you later.”
Andrew disappears in a cloud of smoke. “COUGH COUGH” “Why won’t anything work
today, #*%^*@& A!” Andrew unsheathes his foil and flies off in pursuit of Chris.
Rayna picks up Koontz and kicks Damien off of her leg. “Jeez, you guys are
wimps.” Rayna walks off and continues her way down the Yellow Brick Road with
Damien and Koontz in close pursuit. Then, from our of nowhere, Rayna hears a
voice. “RaaaaaAaaayna, wait for me!” Jed runs up to Rayna dressed in a dog
costume. Rayna gives Jed a funny look and says “Jed...what the flederptyderp are
you doing?” Jed answers “I’m Toto...can I come? Rayna looks at him “Whatever...”
Haley yells to Jed “Whatever Jed, I’ll be in the car.” Jed replies “Have fun
Haley.” Jed asks Rayna “Do I get a song?” Rayna looks at Jed “Shut up Jed,
you’re the dog, you don’t get a song.” Rayna walks off with the burgeoning group
following close behind.
Meanwhile, Andrew speaks with his minions at the castle. “Commander Lindsey,
prepare your flying monkey troops for the operation.” Lucas and Patrick smack
each other in the background with sticks. “huh huh huh.” Andrew rambles
“Freakin’ Rayna has the pretty shoes now...but soon they will belong to me.”
Zack Sapp, his flying monkey general repeats. “They will soon be yours, they
will soon be yours.” Andrew kicks Sapp down the stairs. “Shut up, Repeat.”
Andrew continues his ramblings. “Soon my trap will be set, and the shoes will be
mine.” “Once I have the shoes, I’ll be the prettiest witch at the ball,
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
The group entered the forest skipping arm and arm. Rayna screams out “Let go of
me, jeez!” They don’t acknowledge her screams, they continue on singing their
signature song. “I brush against the freckles so a light goes on and I heave a
little sigh for you.” Koontz hears a noise in the bushes. “Rayna, get back!” A
lion appears before them, letting out a terrible growl. “Hey guys.” Jed laughs
“Brady...hahahah, YOU’RE the lion?! Ryan glares at Jed “SHUDDAAAP!!!” “You’re
Rayna’s B#$*h, literally.” Jed tackles Ryan. “Your sandwich is mine now!” Jed
runs around in a circle being chased by Ryan. “Give it baaaaAaaaaaaaack!!!”
Rayna slaps Ryan. “You were going to bite him weren’t you?”Rayna says while
eating Ryan’s sandwich. Ryan starts crying. “...But I was hungry.” Rayna looks
at him “Suck it up, don’t be such a coward. You’re a lion aren’t you?” Ryan
responds “...I’m a lion?” “I thought that I was bear?” Ryan starts crying even
more. Rayna spits on Ryan. “Baby!” Rayna walks off. Ryan begins to follow. Rayna
looks back. “Great, another stalker.” “Maybe if I run really fast I can escape.”
Rayna runs deeper into the woods with the group in close pursuit.
Rayna stops. “Wow...look at all the beautiful flowers.” “I could
just...yaaaaaawn...go to sleep.” Rayna pulls a sleeping bag from out of nowhere.
Rayna says “Good night.” Koontzyells to her “Jeez Rayna!” “The emerald city is
right there...” Koontz turns around and notices that Damien and Jed were in the
sleeping bag with her. Damien yells out “Nasty thoughts a brewin’ “Koontz begins
to cry. “I wanna be in there.” Koontz’s body begins to rust. Koontz pulls Jed
and Damien off Rayna. “Don’t you two have any integrity?” Koontz then jumps into
the sleeping bag with Rayna. Jed and Damien quickly pull Koontz out. “It looks
like we have to carry her.” says Jed. Jed, Koontz, Damien, and Ryan carry Rayna
towards the Emerald City. Koontz instructs “Ok, everyone grab one leg or
arm.......Zack, that’s not her arm!!!” Damien replies “It’s squishy like and
arm.”
Finally they arrive at the gates. Koontz examines Rayna. “She’s still asleep.”
Jed exclaims “This will do the trick!” Jed walks up close to Rayna and whispers
in her ear. “Zack has pocky!” Rayna jumps up and tackles Zack.
“Give...me....POCKY!!!” Damien replies “But...I don’t have any...” Rayna glares
at Zack. “You don’t...have any....pocky?” Rayna begins beating Damien to a
bloody pulp. Koontz remarks “She’s so cute when she’s hungry.” After Damien’s
eyes have been completely clawed out, Rayna walks up to the door and knocks.
“Hello, is anybody home?” A small door slowly opens. An elf holding a coffee cup
greets them. “Hey Boooooooooyz, what’s happenin’? Rayna looks up
“Micheal...you’re here too...?” Micheal replies “Hey, it’s easy pay.” A phone
rings. “Hold on, I have to take this.” Micheal closes the door. “Hey
Kristen...yeah, what’s happenin’?” Rayna stomps her foot. “Robot Koontz, break
down the door!” Koontz screams out “I’M NOT A ROBOT!” Ryan starts laughing.
Koontz yells at Ryan. “Shut up cry baby bear.” Ryan yells back “AYE!” Rayna
knocks on the door again. Micheal pops out. “ What do you want. I’m busy.” Rayna
exclaims “Let us in...I’m frickin’ starving!” Micheal says “Yeah, that really
doesn’t work for me, yeah, there ain’t no way, ain’t no how, that you’re getting
in here. Wait...those shoes...they’re awesome...alright...you can come in.
The two giant doors open revealing a techno dance club with lights of every
color and loud techno music playing. Ryan starts dancing in dance dance form.
“Let’s groove tonight.” Rayna exclaims “WOW, this wizard sure knows how to throw
a party!” Koontz yells “Whaaaaaaaaat?” “I can’t hear you, the music is too
loud.” Jed yells ‘Yeah, we do stick out in a crowd!” Ryan yells back “Hey, what
did you call me?!” Damien exclaims ‘It’s like one big LSD trip...EEEEEEEEEEH!!!”
Rayna walks up to the bouncer. “We need to speak with the wizard.” The bouncer
yells back “Who are you calling a lizard B#(@#?!” Rayna yells back “WIZARD
WIZAAAAAAAARD!” He replies “Wow, sway shoes, you can come in. I’ll go get the
wizard.” All of the sudden, the techno music stops. A person yells “What is
that, it’s horrible?! Koontz yells back. “That’s just Brady!” Ryan yells back at
Koontz “SHUDAAAAP!” The group makes it’s way through the crowd and notices the
wicked witch flying above. Another person yells “Look, it’s spelling out
something in the sky.” I WILL GET YOU RAYNA PREPARE FOR DEATH I LIKE PINK FRILLY
DRESSES I AM A PRETTY PRETTY LADY
Andrew looks down “G#) D@(# it Chris!” “I’m all out of gas for the message, now
I have to go buy more Pinto beans.” Andrew flies off on his foil. Jed wonders
“What is his problem, and what is that smell?” Koontz yells “BRADY!” Ryan
responds “SHUDDAP KOONTZ!” Rayna explains “Well, these are really cool shoes.”
The bouncer comes out. “The wizard is ready to see you now.” The group makes
it’s way down the narrow hallway. “Who dares to bother me, the Great Wizard of
Anime?! Ryan yells “I’m outta here.” Koontz looks down “Why is my leg
rusted...Ryan...did you wet yourself.” Ryan exclaims. “Jeez Koontz...if you
don’t shut up...”
A giant Rei Plushie appears. “SPEAK NOW INSOLENT WORMS!” Rayna says “I-I just
want to go home.” Damien says “I just want them there rednecks to get a brain.”
Koontz says “I don’t need anything, I’m the nicest guy in the world.” Ryan
starts laughing. “SHUT UP BRADY!!! Ryan says “I-I-I just want to go to the
bathroom.” The Plushie yells “SILENCE, IF YOU RETRIEVE THE WITCHES FOIL, THEN
MAYBE I’LL CONSIDER YOUR WISHES, NOW GO, THE COMMERCIAL IS ALMOST OVER!!!” Rayna
walks out “What a D#*@.” The groups looks shocked at Rayna. “What, he is!” The
elves come up to them. “We have to clean you up right this way, right this way.”
*3 HOURS LATER*
Damien says “There is no way I’m going out like this...we look like freakin’
NSYNC*.” Ryan meekly says “I’m the shy one.” Rayna points her hand forward. “We
must be off to defeat the witch.” Jed taps her on the shoulder. “Um, Rayna, not
to ruin your moment.” Rayna interrupts “Out with it Jed.” Jed continues “The
witches castle is that way.” Rayna stares blankly “That’s exactly the way I
meant.” Rayna turns around. “Onward.” Ryan yells “Wait wait, it’s time for my
song!” Koontz yells at Ryan “Shut up Brady, we don’t have time!” Ryan mumbles
“hmph...you got a song.” The group begins on their voyage to kill the witch.
Rayna glares at Koontz “What are we doing in the middle of the woods?” Koontz
announces “This is the best way to the castle.” Rayna responds “Koontz...if you
were black, you would be the first one dead. Lindsey hovers above. “Attack
Flying Monkey Squadron!” The monkeys descend. Koontz yells “Rayna get back.” The
monkeys pummel Koontz. Monkey Lucas speaks to Ryan “Hey Ryan, do you want to
join us?” Patrick speaks to Damien “Come on, it’s a lot of fun.” Damien
responds. “Rayna’s a lot of fun if you know what I mean, wink wink.” Lucas
finishes, “Well, we have to take Rayna and the dog back to the castle, I’ll see
you later.” Ryan responds. “Later Luke.” The monkeys leave with Jed and Rayna.
Damien and Ryan pick up Koontz. Ryan says “Well we have to go rescue Rayna now.”
Meanwhile, Andrew stares at Rayna. “You will give me the slippers...if you
don’t...the dog gets it.” Rayna looks at Andrew “Go ahead...one less person
following me.” Jed’s jaw drops. “Sappling, take him away.” Zack Sapp responds
“Take him away, take him away, yes master!” Andrew mutters “Idiot.” “Fine,
whatever...your dinner is outside in this basket...if your friends get here in
time then your dinner will be saved...if not...it will be spilled on the ocean
rocks below...MWHAHAHAHAHA!.” “You’re friends should be here in an hour or
so...so just sit here and rot.” Andrew exits the room. Rayna remarks
“Cross-dressing freak.”
Meanwhile, Koontz, Ryan, and Damien make their way up the castle. Ryan makes a
plan “We’ll have to beat a few of them up and sneak in with their clothes.”
Koontz responds “Anything to get the guys clothes off huh Brady?” Ryan angrily
replies ‘Koontz, I swear, one more thing...” Damien buts in “I’ve got dibs on
the girls...EEEEEEEH!” One of the guards turns around. “Was that a monkey.”
Koontz taps him on the shoulder and kicks him below the belt. “Clint, is that
you?” Ryan gets attacked. “Katha Katha.” Ryan screams “Run away!” Koontz punches
out the other guard. “...Sorry Jeremy.” The group jumps in line with the guards.
Ryan and Koontz dressed like guards, and Damien dressed like Rayna. “I’m
pretty...EEEEEH!” Koontz says to Damien “You’re still an idiot.” The group makes
it’s way up to rescue Rayna. “Where is she?” Ryan exclaims. They look out the
window to see Rayna attached to the food basket. “Sooooo...Hungry.” Ryan
exclaims “You just ate an hour ago!” Rayna looks back at him “So, I’m a growing
girl.” Rayna climbs down. “We must get the foil. Let’s go.” The group bursts
through the door to find Andrew, Chris, Jed, and other people playing D & D.”
Andrew looks over at them. “What are you doing here?” “What time is?” “Man...you
guys, I was supposed to kill them an hour ago.” “Chris play my character while I
deal with them.” Rayna yells at Jed “What are you doing?!” Jed replies
“Shhh...this is a good game... We’re about to fight a Baylor.” Rayna rolls her
eyes. Andrew rambles on “At last the entire group is here, prepare yourselves
for...” Rayna grabs a bucket of water and pours it on him. Andrew stands
drenched. “Great...now I’m all wet...what good did that do?” “My character
sheets are all wet...their ruined...all you did was P$*# me off!” “Hold on...”
“How is the game going.” Chris responds “I just stole all of your characters
stuff.” “Wait that’s not the best part...” Andrew asks “What is the best part
then?!” Chris uses his magic to put Andrew in a pink frilly dress. Chris mocks
Andrew “I’m a pretty pretty lady.” Andrew glares at Chris. “You’re dead.” Rayna
quickly snatches Andrew’s character sheet. “Yo, Andrew...you want this.” Andrew
looks back “Put that back...you have no idea what you’re messing with!” Rayna
slowly begins to tear it. “AAAAAAAAH, stop it!!!” Andrew begins to tear right
down the center. “That’s right, the bullet of good just capped evil’s A##!”
Andrew yells “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’M RIPPING I’M RIPPING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A
WORLD, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A DUMB LITTLE BIMBO LIKE YOU COULD DESTROY MY
BEAUTY...I’M RIPPING I’M RIPPING.” Rayna pulls out a gun and shoots Andrew.
“Geez!” “Die already!” Zack Sapp begins to cry. “Noooo, you killed my master,
now who will I mimic.....?” Rayna grabs the sword. “Let’s get out of here.” The
guards rush up the stairs. “You killed him.” Chris buts in “Don’t worry, he died
the way he wanted to...as a pretty pretty lady.” Rayna stands proudly, “Yes we
killed him!” The gaurds charge at them “Kill them, we will avenge him!!!” The
party runs the entire way back to Emerald City. Rayna yells “Wait a
minute...aren’t they supposed to reward us...this day just keeps getting worse
and worse.” Finally they group makes it back to the Emerald City.
“HAVE YOU RETRIEVED MY FOIL?” the Plushie bellows. Rayna stands tall “Yes we
have.” The voice continues “YOU MAY LEAVE NOW.” Rayna gets annoyed “But you’re
supposed to help us.”Rayna points to the giant plushie “You’re bald!” The voice
yells “HOW DARE YOU, I DON’T’ HAVE TIME FOR THIS RANDY, I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF
SOMETHING.” Jed runs up to a curtain. “Wait, I would know that sound from
anywhere...It’s freckles!” Jed pulls open the curtain to reveal Josh. “Hey,
leave that alone...can’t you see that Kenshin is on?!” Rayna hands him the
sword. “Ah yes, I can use this.” Rayna stick out your right slipper. Rayna does
so, but accidentally puts it in Koontz’s tender spot. Koontz falls down. “How
many times are you going to do that?” Rayna cracks up. “HAHAHA...really
Koontz...I’m not doing it on purpose...hahaha.” Josh attaches the special key
tip to the foil and unlocks Rayna’s shoe. “Ah, there is my Reflections.” I hid
it in this shoe so you wouldn’t get it...but somehow you ended up with it
again...” Rayna asks “Why the giant Rei Plushie, were you shy and afraid of
people so you hid behind that curtain?” Josh answers “pcht...no, Rei’s just
awesome that’s why.” “Anyway, I’ll give your rewards to you.” “Here you go
Zack, World’s Best RedNeck Jokes.” “Don’t you see...if they had a brain who
would you make fun of?” “Koontz, this letter is for you, open it up and read it
out loud, then you’ll understand why you should be nice.” “And Ryan, you gain
your courage any second now.” Koontz opens the letter. “Ryan’s breath smells
just as bad as Ryan’s poops tastes.” Ryan charges at Koontz “Oh you’re dead.”
Ryan begins pummeling Koontz. “You son of a #@*$# #@$# sucking, mother @*$@#%!”
Rayna sadly says “There isn’t anything in that bag for me is there?” Josh
replies “I flew here in this balloon many years ago.” “It was the only way that
I could keep my anime safe...but somehow you all found me...” “Come along, I’ll
take us both back.” Rayna yells with joy. “Yay, I’m so happy, let me say good
bye to the others. “Jed, Koontz, Ryan, Damien........I’m not going to miss you
guys a bit.” “And Chris...I think that I’ll miss you least of all.” “Well, I
have to get on the balloon now.” “The group closes in on Rayna to give her a
hug. Rayna replies “Touch me and I’ll kick you there again.......I mean.....I’ll
accidentally kick you there again.......I mean....eh...forget it.” Rayna looks
up. “Josh, where are you going.” “Yeah right, like I’m going to let you find my
anime again. This time I’m going to go hide out in Tampa Bay Florida.......sigh
dot dot dot, and I just told you didn’t I?” Josh floats off in the balloon.
Chris appears “If you wish to go home, then spin around three times and say
“Come pet the ducks only 20 cents.”“ Rayna does so. She opens here eyes.
“Christopher!” Chris looks at her “What? It was funny?” Chris says “This whole
thing was a dream anyway...I think that you should wake up now, you already
missed your bus.”
Rayna wakes up in a cold sweat “What a horrible nightmare...” “I had the worst
dream.” Rayna points to Jed, Koontz, Ryan, and Damien. “You were there, and you
were there, and you were there, and you were there.” Koontz says to Rayna “Well,
we’re glad you’re all right.” Rayna looks at them “What are you all doing in my
bedroom?!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PERVERTS!!!” Rayna calls the police.
Jed, Koontz, Damien, and Ryan were all sentenced to 5 to 10 years in prison for
breaking and entering.
THE END
I hope that everyone enjoyed my little rendition of the Wizard of Oz...yes I
didn’t come up with everything...but I came up with some of it...anyway...tell
me what you thought of the story...and I hope that you all have a wonderful
evening. Ciao - ^.^}}) Kaicyios
This is the story of an average teenage girl who gets lost in a world of
excitement and wonder. Rayna stares out of the bus window muttering to herself
“Today has been a horrible day...I don’t think that it could get any worse.”
Upon saying that, the bus hits a bump and veers off of the road. Rayna flies
from her seat and smacks her head on the windshield. She stares up at the roof
of the bus as she slips out of consciousness.
As she awakens, she notices that the bus is empty. Rayna thinks to herself
“Where is everyone...pcht like I’m going to go find them, that’s their problem.”
Rayna steps off of the bus and gazes at a remarkable village that resembles
something out of a fairytale. She turns around and notices that someone’s feet
are sticking out from the bottom of the bus. She thinks “How horrible.” Shortly
after that she begins to crack up. “Well, it is kind of funny...feetsy weetsys.”
she says. She then says to herself “No...I must..not...hahahahaha...laugh.” “Ok
ok.”
A strange looking person approaches “You killed him...that’s awesome!” Rayna
turns “Justin...what are you doing here?” Tiffany and Alanna approach.
“Yeeeeeah” They both say simultaneously. “We represent the Lollipop Guild.” A
tiny man comes up to them. “You are supposed to sing it!” Justin replies
“Yeeeeeah, I’ll do that......but not really.” Alanna informs Rayna “Supposedly,
you killed some witch and junk...” Justin buts in “You should steal her shoes!”
Rayna replies “That’s a great idea.” Rayna pulls the shoes off of the corpse. “I
wish finding good shoes were this easy.” Rayna says. “Anyway, how do I get out
of here?” Rayna asks. Tiffany replies “I think it has something to do with the
Emerald City.” Rayna asks “So how do I get there.” Tiffany remarks “I dunno.
JEEZ...quit asking me so many questions...“Ask the Good Witch of the North or
something...” On-cue, a floating pink bubble approaches. Rayna pokes it. POP.
Chris falls out and smacks his bum on the ground. “Ow...that hurt.” He mutters.
Rayna stares at Chris with a surprised look on her face. “YOU are the good
witch?!” Chris simply replies “Yeah.” Rayna asks “Can you tell me how to get to
the Emerald City?” Chris responds “Yeah.” Rayna remarks “...Well...where is it?”
Chris points “Over there.” Rayna yells “Christopher! You’re not going to help me
are you?!” Chris smiles “No.” Chris then shouts out “Oh look, midgets!” One of
them yells back. “We’re munchkins.” Chris begins to chase the munchkins.
“Ow...you’re stepping on my face!” One yells. Another yells “He’s worse than all
the bad witches combined!” Chris laughes “Here midget midget midget!” Rayna
shrugs “Oh well, I guess I’ll go Iny Meny Miny Mooooooooover here.” “I guess
that I’ll follow this yellow brick road.” A munchkin begins to sing. “Follow the
Yellow Brick Road, Follow the Yellow Brick Road...” The munchkins look at
Justin. “Yeeeeeeeah...Don’t worry, I’ll sing it...but not really...yeeeeah.”
Rayna begins her journey down the Yellow Brick Road.
Rayna slowly crawls down the Yellow Brick Road. “I’m soooooooo tired...and
hungry...and tired...” “I must have been walking for hours.” Rayna checks her
watch. “Five minutes!” She exclaims as she collapses on the road. Rayna hears a
strange noise. “What was that?” She hears it again. “EEEEEEEEH.” Rayna turns
around. “What was that?” Rayna looks up at the scarecrow. “Damien?!” What are
you doing here?!” Damien responds in a country accent “Suma them there rednecks
tied me here.” Rayna laughs “Sucks to be you.” replies Rayna as she begins to
walk off. Damien yells “Rei Rei!!!” Rayna stomps her foot. “Fine, stupid
conscious, I’ll get you for this.” She unties Damien. Damien smacks to the
ground with a loud CLUNK. “Ow, my head!” Damien exclaims. “What...I’m the
scarecrow?” “What the F*#@ is that supposed to mean?!” “I, I need a brain?!”
“Them there rednecks need a brain...if they only had a brain.”
They wouldn’t be drinkin’ beers
And callin people Q***rs
And shootin’ at the deers
While grabbin’ people’s rears.
Rayna: With the money they spend drinkin’
I was kinda thinkin’
They could buy me lots of things
Like anime, clothes, video games, manga,
Meatballs, macaroni, ramen noodles, porkchops,
Potato chips, soushi, banana bread, pickels...
Damien buts in “Isn’t this my song?”
Rayna replies “Shut up Damien!”
Damien: Well IIIIIIIII’ll
Tell you Whyyyyy
Them there rednecks
gotta die
I could while away the hours
Watching Rayna in the shower
Rayna glares at him and points below the waist
Not watchin’ Rayna in the shower
If they ONLY HAD A BRAAAAAAAAIN.
Rayna looks at him “Yeeeeeah, I’m going to go. Have fun Mr. Scarecrow.”
Damien chases after her “Rei Rei...um...can I come?
Rayna replies “hahaha...no.”
Damien follows her anyway.
Rayna continues her journey with Damien in close pursuit. Rayna exclaims “I’m
HuNgRyYyYyYyY!” Rayna picks an apple from an apple tree. “Apple Yum!” she
replies. After biting into the apple Rayna hears a loud “OH MY
GOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” The two apple trees begin throwing apples at Rayna and
Damien. The trees introduce themselves. “I’m Tree Dan.” “I’m Tree Corey.” Tree
Dan yells at Rayna “Hey, these are our chuckin’ apples. How would you like it if
I ripped something off of you?!” Damien buts in “Like her clothes EEEEEH!” Rayna
slaps him into the dirt. Tree Dan and Tree Corey continue pelting Rayna with
apples. Tree Dan screams out “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” Tree Corey says to Tree
Dan. “Gosh Dan, I’m tared, I dun wanna throw apples anymore, I’m takin’ me a
nap.” Tree Dan intentionally crashes into Tree Corey, ripping both of their
roots from the ground. “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! BOOOOOOOOOM!!! POOOOOOOOOOOW!!!”
yells Dan. Corey yells at Dan “Gosh dang Dan, get offa me, why d’ya always have
to be on top of me...now we’re stuck like this.” Tree Dan simply replies
“Eh...geki.” Rayna and Damien continue their journey down the Yellow Brick Road.
Rayna and Damien come across a shack. The first thing that pops into Rayna’s
head is “Must steal the refrigerator.” Rayna runs anxiously towards the shack,
not noticing the large metallic object that is obstructing her path. THUMP.
Rayna cries out “OoOoOoOoOoOoOwWwWwWwWwWwWwW!” Rayna hears a faint voice. Damien
exclaims “I think he’s trying to tell us something!” Rayna replies “Maybe this
will do it.” Rayna picks up an X-Box controller. The voice gets louder
“X....Box.” Rayna places the controller into the Tin-Man’s hands. The Tin-Man
comes to life. “YaaY. X-Box!” Rayna examines him closer. “...Koontz...?” “What
are you doing here?” Koontz answers “I was playing DOA Beach Volleyball, Beach
Volley ball YaaY, then it started raining...as it turns out...I rust in the
rain.” Damien runs up to him “EEEEEH, so you are completely made out of metal?!”
Damien picks up a stick and begins smashing him in the head. Koontz turns to
Damien “Zack...you’re an idiot.” Damien replies “EEEEEEEEEH!” Rayna begins
kicking him. “Wow Koontz...Ahwesuuuuume.” Rayna then kicks Koontz in the one
place that isnt’ metallic. Koontz falls over. “...da da...ow.” Rayna cracks up.
“...Sorry...hahaha...Koontz.” Koontz gets up and punches a tree. “GRRRRRRRR...I
HATE YOU ALL!” Rayna thinks aloud “Jeez Koontz, if you only had a heart...”
Koontz’s growling face turns to a smile.
Koontz: If I only had a heart:
I would keep it in my pocket
Take a key and unlock it
If I only had a heart
I would keep it open to the world
I would chuck it at squirrels
Put it in a bag an scare little girls
I would sell it on Ebay
Give it to people on their birthday
I would...
Rayna buts in: “Koontz!” “It’s not that kind of heart!
Koontz punches another tree “It’s my song, I’ll do what ever I want!”
If I only had a heart
Hold on I have to fart.
Damien looks up to the roof. “What is that?!” “It’s hideous!” The witch glares
at Damien. “Oh yeah, that’s a lot Zack, I appreciate that ... dumb a#%.” After
saying this, Andrew engulfs Zack in a wall of flames. Andrew exclaims “Flaming
Sphere, Critical Success!!!” Zack runs around being chased by a large ball of
fire. “EEEEEH!!!” Rayna looks up to the top of the shack. “Andrew...is that
you?” Rayna says. Andrew exclaims “Thank you, Captain Obvious!” Chris starts
laughing behind Andrew. Rayna looks up to Chris and asks “Chris, aren’t you the
Good Witch?” Chris replies “Sometimes.” Andrew looks down to Rayna. “I came to
get what belongs to me.” Rayna looks down at the shoes. “Do you want these?”
“They are WOMEN’S shoes!” Andrew replies “Well...I like to feel pretty
every-once-in-a-while.” Chris laughs “Yeah Andrew, now all you need is a pretty
pink drwess.” Andrew rolls his eyes. “Shut up Chris, don’t you have some midgets
to squash, I mean look over.” “Anyway, if you don’t hand over the shoes I will
get you my pretty...and you little friends too.” Rayna screams “Help me Robot
Koontz.” Koontz angrily replies “I’M NOT A ROBOT, I’M A TIN MAN.” Rayna yells
back “ I don’t care what you are, protect me. Rayna shoves Koontz in front of
her. Andrew looks at Koontz “Oh yeah, what are you going to do?” “Sit down
Koontz.” Andrew pushes Koontz to the ground. Koontz yells “Help me, I’ve fallin’
and I can’t get up.” Andrew looks to Rayna “I have you now.” Andrew reaches into
his pocket. “$#(@!!!” “Chris...that punk took my SP, I’ll deal with you later.”
Andrew disappears in a cloud of smoke. “COUGH COUGH” “Why won’t anything work
today, #*%^*@& A!” Andrew unsheathes his foil and flies off in pursuit of Chris.
Rayna picks up Koontz and kicks Damien off of her leg. “Jeez, you guys are
wimps.” Rayna walks off and continues her way down the Yellow Brick Road with
Damien and Koontz in close pursuit. Then, from our of nowhere, Rayna hears a
voice. “RaaaaaAaaayna, wait for me!” Jed runs up to Rayna dressed in a dog
costume. Rayna gives Jed a funny look and says “Jed...what the flederptyderp are
you doing?” Jed answers “I’m Toto...can I come? Rayna looks at him “Whatever...”
Haley yells to Jed “Whatever Jed, I’ll be in the car.” Jed replies “Have fun
Haley.” Jed asks Rayna “Do I get a song?” Rayna looks at Jed “Shut up Jed,
you’re the dog, you don’t get a song.” Rayna walks off with the burgeoning group
following close behind.
Meanwhile, Andrew speaks with his minions at the castle. “Commander Lindsey,
prepare your flying monkey troops for the operation.” Lucas and Patrick smack
each other in the background with sticks. “huh huh huh.” Andrew rambles
“Freakin’ Rayna has the pretty shoes now...but soon they will belong to me.”
Zack Sapp, his flying monkey general repeats. “They will soon be yours, they
will soon be yours.” Andrew kicks Sapp down the stairs. “Shut up, Repeat.”
Andrew continues his ramblings. “Soon my trap will be set, and the shoes will be
mine.” “Once I have the shoes, I’ll be the prettiest witch at the ball,
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
The group entered the forest skipping arm and arm. Rayna screams out “Let go of
me, jeez!” They don’t acknowledge her screams, they continue on singing their
signature song. “I brush against the freckles so a light goes on and I heave a
little sigh for you.” Koontz hears a noise in the bushes. “Rayna, get back!” A
lion appears before them, letting out a terrible growl. “Hey guys.” Jed laughs
“Brady...hahahah, YOU’RE the lion?! Ryan glares at Jed “SHUDDAAAP!!!” “You’re
Rayna’s B#$*h, literally.” Jed tackles Ryan. “Your sandwich is mine now!” Jed
runs around in a circle being chased by Ryan. “Give it baaaaAaaaaaaaack!!!”
Rayna slaps Ryan. “You were going to bite him weren’t you?”Rayna says while
eating Ryan’s sandwich. Ryan starts crying. “...But I was hungry.” Rayna looks
at him “Suck it up, don’t be such a coward. You’re a lion aren’t you?” Ryan
responds “...I’m a lion?” “I thought that I was bear?” Ryan starts crying even
more. Rayna spits on Ryan. “Baby!” Rayna walks off. Ryan begins to follow. Rayna
looks back. “Great, another stalker.” “Maybe if I run really fast I can escape.”
Rayna runs deeper into the woods with the group in close pursuit.
Rayna stops. “Wow...look at all the beautiful flowers.” “I could
just...yaaaaaawn...go to sleep.” Rayna pulls a sleeping bag from out of nowhere.
Rayna says “Good night.” Koontzyells to her “Jeez Rayna!” “The emerald city is
right there...” Koontz turns around and notices that Damien and Jed were in the
sleeping bag with her. Damien yells out “Nasty thoughts a brewin’ “Koontz begins
to cry. “I wanna be in there.” Koontz’s body begins to rust. Koontz pulls Jed
and Damien off Rayna. “Don’t you two have any integrity?” Koontz then jumps into
the sleeping bag with Rayna. Jed and Damien quickly pull Koontz out. “It looks
like we have to carry her.” says Jed. Jed, Koontz, Damien, and Ryan carry Rayna
towards the Emerald City. Koontz instructs “Ok, everyone grab one leg or
arm.......Zack, that’s not her arm!!!” Damien replies “It’s squishy like and
arm.”
Finally they arrive at the gates. Koontz examines Rayna. “She’s still asleep.”
Jed exclaims “This will do the trick!” Jed walks up close to Rayna and whispers
in her ear. “Zack has pocky!” Rayna jumps up and tackles Zack.
“Give...me....POCKY!!!” Damien replies “But...I don’t have any...” Rayna glares
at Zack. “You don’t...have any....pocky?” Rayna begins beating Damien to a
bloody pulp. Koontz remarks “She’s so cute when she’s hungry.” After Damien’s
eyes have been completely clawed out, Rayna walks up to the door and knocks.
“Hello, is anybody home?” A small door slowly opens. An elf holding a coffee cup
greets them. “Hey Boooooooooyz, what’s happenin’? Rayna looks up
“Micheal...you’re here too...?” Micheal replies “Hey, it’s easy pay.” A phone
rings. “Hold on, I have to take this.” Micheal closes the door. “Hey
Kristen...yeah, what’s happenin’?” Rayna stomps her foot. “Robot Koontz, break
down the door!” Koontz screams out “I’M NOT A ROBOT!” Ryan starts laughing.
Koontz yells at Ryan. “Shut up cry baby bear.” Ryan yells back “AYE!” Rayna
knocks on the door again. Micheal pops out. “ What do you want. I’m busy.” Rayna
exclaims “Let us in...I’m frickin’ starving!” Micheal says “Yeah, that really
doesn’t work for me, yeah, there ain’t no way, ain’t no how, that you’re getting
in here. Wait...those shoes...they’re awesome...alright...you can come in.
The two giant doors open revealing a techno dance club with lights of every
color and loud techno music playing. Ryan starts dancing in dance dance form.
“Let’s groove tonight.” Rayna exclaims “WOW, this wizard sure knows how to throw
a party!” Koontz yells “Whaaaaaaaaat?” “I can’t hear you, the music is too
loud.” Jed yells ‘Yeah, we do stick out in a crowd!” Ryan yells back “Hey, what
did you call me?!” Damien exclaims ‘It’s like one big LSD trip...EEEEEEEEEEH!!!”
Rayna walks up to the bouncer. “We need to speak with the wizard.” The bouncer
yells back “Who are you calling a lizard B#(@#?!” Rayna yells back “WIZARD
WIZAAAAAAAARD!” He replies “Wow, sway shoes, you can come in. I’ll go get the
wizard.” All of the sudden, the techno music stops. A person yells “What is
that, it’s horrible?! Koontz yells back. “That’s just Brady!” Ryan yells back at
Koontz “SHUDAAAAP!” The group makes it’s way through the crowd and notices the
wicked witch flying above. Another person yells “Look, it’s spelling out
something in the sky.” I WILL GET YOU RAYNA PREPARE FOR DEATH I LIKE PINK FRILLY
DRESSES I AM A PRETTY PRETTY LADY
Andrew looks down “G#) D@(# it Chris!” “I’m all out of gas for the message, now
I have to go buy more Pinto beans.” Andrew flies off on his foil. Jed wonders
“What is his problem, and what is that smell?” Koontz yells “BRADY!” Ryan
responds “SHUDDAP KOONTZ!” Rayna explains “Well, these are really cool shoes.”
The bouncer comes out. “The wizard is ready to see you now.” The group makes
it’s way down the narrow hallway. “Who dares to bother me, the Great Wizard of
Anime?! Ryan yells “I’m outta here.” Koontz looks down “Why is my leg
rusted...Ryan...did you wet yourself.” Ryan exclaims. “Jeez Koontz...if you
don’t shut up...”
A giant Rei Plushie appears. “SPEAK NOW INSOLENT WORMS!” Rayna says “I-I just
want to go home.” Damien says “I just want them there rednecks to get a brain.”
Koontz says “I don’t need anything, I’m the nicest guy in the world.” Ryan
starts laughing. “SHUT UP BRADY!!! Ryan says “I-I-I just want to go to the
bathroom.” The Plushie yells “SILENCE, IF YOU RETRIEVE THE WITCHES FOIL, THEN
MAYBE I’LL CONSIDER YOUR WISHES, NOW GO, THE COMMERCIAL IS ALMOST OVER!!!” Rayna
walks out “What a D#*@.” The groups looks shocked at Rayna. “What, he is!” The
elves come up to them. “We have to clean you up right this way, right this way.”
*3 HOURS LATER*
Damien says “There is no way I’m going out like this...we look like freakin’
NSYNC*.” Ryan meekly says “I’m the shy one.” Rayna points her hand forward. “We
must be off to defeat the witch.” Jed taps her on the shoulder. “Um, Rayna, not
to ruin your moment.” Rayna interrupts “Out with it Jed.” Jed continues “The
witches castle is that way.” Rayna stares blankly “That’s exactly the way I
meant.” Rayna turns around. “Onward.” Ryan yells “Wait wait, it’s time for my
song!” Koontz yells at Ryan “Shut up Brady, we don’t have time!” Ryan mumbles
“hmph...you got a song.” The group begins on their voyage to kill the witch.
Rayna glares at Koontz “What are we doing in the middle of the woods?” Koontz
announces “This is the best way to the castle.” Rayna responds “Koontz...if you
were black, you would be the first one dead. Lindsey hovers above. “Attack
Flying Monkey Squadron!” The monkeys descend. Koontz yells “Rayna get back.” The
monkeys pummel Koontz. Monkey Lucas speaks to Ryan “Hey Ryan, do you want to
join us?” Patrick speaks to Damien “Come on, it’s a lot of fun.” Damien
responds. “Rayna’s a lot of fun if you know what I mean, wink wink.” Lucas
finishes, “Well, we have to take Rayna and the dog back to the castle, I’ll see
you later.” Ryan responds. “Later Luke.” The monkeys leave with Jed and Rayna.
Damien and Ryan pick up Koontz. Ryan says “Well we have to go rescue Rayna now.”
Meanwhile, Andrew stares at Rayna. “You will give me the slippers...if you
don’t...the dog gets it.” Rayna looks at Andrew “Go ahead...one less person
following me.” Jed’s jaw drops. “Sappling, take him away.” Zack Sapp responds
“Take him away, take him away, yes master!” Andrew mutters “Idiot.” “Fine,
whatever...your dinner is outside in this basket...if your friends get here in
time then your dinner will be saved...if not...it will be spilled on the ocean
rocks below...MWHAHAHAHAHA!.” “You’re friends should be here in an hour or
so...so just sit here and rot.” Andrew exits the room. Rayna remarks
“Cross-dressing freak.”
Meanwhile, Koontz, Ryan, and Damien make their way up the castle. Ryan makes a
plan “We’ll have to beat a few of them up and sneak in with their clothes.”
Koontz responds “Anything to get the guys clothes off huh Brady?” Ryan angrily
replies ‘Koontz, I swear, one more thing...” Damien buts in “I’ve got dibs on
the girls...EEEEEEEH!” One of the guards turns around. “Was that a monkey.”
Koontz taps him on the shoulder and kicks him below the belt. “Clint, is that
you?” Ryan gets attacked. “Katha Katha.” Ryan screams “Run away!” Koontz punches
out the other guard. “...Sorry Jeremy.” The group jumps in line with the guards.
Ryan and Koontz dressed like guards, and Damien dressed like Rayna. “I’m
pretty...EEEEEH!” Koontz says to Damien “You’re still an idiot.” The group makes
it’s way up to rescue Rayna. “Where is she?” Ryan exclaims. They look out the
window to see Rayna attached to the food basket. “Sooooo...Hungry.” Ryan
exclaims “You just ate an hour ago!” Rayna looks back at him “So, I’m a growing
girl.” Rayna climbs down. “We must get the foil. Let’s go.” The group bursts
through the door to find Andrew, Chris, Jed, and other people playing D & D.”
Andrew looks over at them. “What are you doing here?” “What time is?” “Man...you
guys, I was supposed to kill them an hour ago.” “Chris play my character while I
deal with them.” Rayna yells at Jed “What are you doing?!” Jed replies
“Shhh...this is a good game... We’re about to fight a Baylor.” Rayna rolls her
eyes. Andrew rambles on “At last the entire group is here, prepare yourselves
for...” Rayna grabs a bucket of water and pours it on him. Andrew stands
drenched. “Great...now I’m all wet...what good did that do?” “My character
sheets are all wet...their ruined...all you did was P$*# me off!” “Hold on...”
“How is the game going.” Chris responds “I just stole all of your characters
stuff.” “Wait that’s not the best part...” Andrew asks “What is the best part
then?!” Chris uses his magic to put Andrew in a pink frilly dress. Chris mocks
Andrew “I’m a pretty pretty lady.” Andrew glares at Chris. “You’re dead.” Rayna
quickly snatches Andrew’s character sheet. “Yo, Andrew...you want this.” Andrew
looks back “Put that back...you have no idea what you’re messing with!” Rayna
slowly begins to tear it. “AAAAAAAAH, stop it!!!” Andrew begins to tear right
down the center. “That’s right, the bullet of good just capped evil’s A##!”
Andrew yells “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’M RIPPING I’M RIPPING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A
WORLD, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A DUMB LITTLE BIMBO LIKE YOU COULD DESTROY MY
BEAUTY...I’M RIPPING I’M RIPPING.” Rayna pulls out a gun and shoots Andrew.
“Geez!” “Die already!” Zack Sapp begins to cry. “Noooo, you killed my master,
now who will I mimic.....?” Rayna grabs the sword. “Let’s get out of here.” The
guards rush up the stairs. “You killed him.” Chris buts in “Don’t worry, he died
the way he wanted to...as a pretty pretty lady.” Rayna stands proudly, “Yes we
killed him!” The gaurds charge at them “Kill them, we will avenge him!!!” The
party runs the entire way back to Emerald City. Rayna yells “Wait a
minute...aren’t they supposed to reward us...this day just keeps getting worse
and worse.” Finally they group makes it back to the Emerald City.
“HAVE YOU RETRIEVED MY FOIL?” the Plushie bellows. Rayna stands tall “Yes we
have.” The voice continues “YOU MAY LEAVE NOW.” Rayna gets annoyed “But you’re
supposed to help us.”Rayna points to the giant plushie “You’re bald!” The voice
yells “HOW DARE YOU, I DON’T’ HAVE TIME FOR THIS RANDY, I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF
SOMETHING.” Jed runs up to a curtain. “Wait, I would know that sound from
anywhere...It’s freckles!” Jed pulls open the curtain to reveal Josh. “Hey,
leave that alone...can’t you see that Kenshin is on?!” Rayna hands him the
sword. “Ah yes, I can use this.” Rayna stick out your right slipper. Rayna does
so, but accidentally puts it in Koontz’s tender spot. Koontz falls down. “How
many times are you going to do that?” Rayna cracks up. “HAHAHA...really
Koontz...I’m not doing it on purpose...hahaha.” Josh attaches the special key
tip to the foil and unlocks Rayna’s shoe. “Ah, there is my Reflections.” I hid
it in this shoe so you wouldn’t get it...but somehow you ended up with it
again...” Rayna asks “Why the giant Rei Plushie, were you shy and afraid of
people so you hid behind that curtain?” Josh answers “pcht...no, Rei’s just
awesome that’s why.” “Anyway, I’ll give your rewards to you.” “Here you go
Zack, World’s Best RedNeck Jokes.” “Don’t you see...if they had a brain who
would you make fun of?” “Koontz, this letter is for you, open it up and read it
out loud, then you’ll understand why you should be nice.” “And Ryan, you gain
your courage any second now.” Koontz opens the letter. “Ryan’s breath smells
just as bad as Ryan’s poops tastes.” Ryan charges at Koontz “Oh you’re dead.”
Ryan begins pummeling Koontz. “You son of a #@*$# #@$# sucking, mother @*$@#%!”
Rayna sadly says “There isn’t anything in that bag for me is there?” Josh
replies “I flew here in this balloon many years ago.” “It was the only way that
I could keep my anime safe...but somehow you all found me...” “Come along, I’ll
take us both back.” Rayna yells with joy. “Yay, I’m so happy, let me say good
bye to the others. “Jed, Koontz, Ryan, Damien........I’m not going to miss you
guys a bit.” “And Chris...I think that I’ll miss you least of all.” “Well, I
have to get on the balloon now.” “The group closes in on Rayna to give her a
hug. Rayna replies “Touch me and I’ll kick you there again.......I mean.....I’ll
accidentally kick you there again.......I mean....eh...forget it.” Rayna looks
up. “Josh, where are you going.” “Yeah right, like I’m going to let you find my
anime again. This time I’m going to go hide out in Tampa Bay Florida.......sigh
dot dot dot, and I just told you didn’t I?” Josh floats off in the balloon.
Chris appears “If you wish to go home, then spin around three times and say
“Come pet the ducks only 20 cents.”“ Rayna does so. She opens here eyes.
“Christopher!” Chris looks at her “What? It was funny?” Chris says “This whole
thing was a dream anyway...I think that you should wake up now, you already
missed your bus.”
Rayna wakes up in a cold sweat “What a horrible nightmare...” “I had the worst
dream.” Rayna points to Jed, Koontz, Ryan, and Damien. “You were there, and you
were there, and you were there, and you were there.” Koontz says to Rayna “Well,
we’re glad you’re all right.” Rayna looks at them “What are you all doing in my
bedroom?!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PERVERTS!!!” Rayna calls the police.
Jed, Koontz, Damien, and Ryan were all sentenced to 5 to 10 years in prison for
breaking and entering.
THE END
I hope that everyone enjoyed my little rendition of the Wizard of Oz...yes I
didn’t come up with everything...but I came up with some of it...anyway...tell
me what you thought of the story...and I hope that you all have a wonderful
evening. Ciao - ^.^}}) Kaicyios