SURVIVOR VOL 2
VOL.2)
* ^.^}}) Before anyone gets offended, the characters in this story are based on
people I know, I may take a few personality traits and make a character out of
it. If I don’t talk to you much...(well I talk to everyone quite a bit....except
for you one or two of you...by the way, check your mail. J/K) If I don’t talk to
you much then I take what I do know about you and what I’ve heard.
Remember...S’all Good.
Gendo likes his pickles Kaicyios ^.^}})
*LAST TIME ON SURVIVOR:*
First Vote: Lindsey
Lindsey stomps her foot. “Come on guys...I don’t like you guys anymore.”
Second Vote: Koontz
Lindsey looks at Koontz. “Haha, you’re going to lose Koontz, yup yup yup!”
Koontz coldly replies “Just wait Lindsey, you’ll get your turn.”
Third Vote: Lindsey
Lindsey laughs “It’s only one more vote than yours, hahaha, you lose
Koontzwoontzy!”
Fourth Vote: Lindsey
Fifth Vote: Sunshine
Lindsey smacks Jed in the arm. Jed exclaims “WhAAAAt!!!” Lindsey glares at Jed.
“You voted for me, I don’t like you guys!”
Sixth Vote: Lindsey
Seventh Vote: Annoying Girl
Jeff Propes looks at the paper. “I’ll assume that is you Lindsey.” Lindsey turns
her head. “I’m not listening, I’m not listening.”
Final Vote: ...Lindsey
Jeff Propes walks up to Lindsey’s torch. “Lindsey, the tribe has spoken.”
Lindsey glares at Koontz. “I don’t like you Koontz.” Koontz half exclaims “ I
don’t care!”
*WITH LINDSEY GONE, THE GAME GOES ON. WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VOTED OFF, WHO WILL
BE THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR, WILL THE GEEKS BE ABLE TO FIND A NEW FOOD SUPPLY*
Rayna buts in. “If they do I’ll just eat it.” Jeff Propes sighs. “You and your
little friends have been getting on my nerves ever since last season, if you
bother me one more time, oh, you’ll pay.” Rayna glares at him. “Oh no you
didn’t!” Rayna places her hand on her hip and bobs her head around. “Don’t you
dare be disrespectin’ me foo, I will tear your @$# a new one, so don’t give me
any’ya’ dis’ M#(%@# F$*&#!@ BULL S#(@.............B#$#@!” Jeff Propes backs
down. “Ok Ok............” Jeff Propes mumbles in the background. “Oh you will
pay, you will pay.” *COUGH COUGH, ANYWAY....SIGH, NOW I HAVE TO START OVER.
*WITH LINDSEY GONE, THE GAME GOES ON. WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VOTED OFF, WHO WILL
BE THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR, WILL THE GEEKS BE ABLE TO FIND A NEW FOOD SUPPLY* Jeff
Propes covers his head. *...WILL THE STALKER TRIBE EVER FIND THEIR CAMP, WILL
BATMAN DEFEAT THE JOKER’S DIABOLICAL PLAAAAAN?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING
INSTALMENT OF...............SURVIVOR HIGHSCHOOL II
DAY 4
*At the Geek Camp*
It’s a great day. The sun is shining, the sky is beautiful, and there is one
less annoyance around. Rayna awakes. “It’s a great day for doing nothing...so,
that’s what I’ll do.............Zack, get off me.” Rayna kicks Zack. Zack flies
back. “EEEEEH!!!” Rayna continues “I told you, we broke up...but we were never
going out in the first place, got it?” “Aaaaanyway, I need a new boyfriend.” Jed
and Koontz rush up to her. “I’ll do it!” They both say at the same time. Rayna
looks down at them. “You both already had your two weeks, it’s somebody else’s
turn.” “Since there are not other guys on this tribe..........” Patrick buts in.
“I’m a guy!” “Wanna see!” Rayna sends him threw a window. Patrick exclaims
“.........still tastes like vegetables!!!” Rayna continues “.....like I was
SAYING, I need a new boyfriend, SO, I sent for a new one. Any objections. Jed,
Koontz, and Zack all unanimously say “......no.” Rayna exclaims “NO!!!” “You
address me as Captain Rayna....do you understand morons?” Jed, Koontz, and Zack
all unanimously yell “Yes Captain Rayna!” Haley walks over to Allison. “So
Allison, anything new with the wall today?” Allison simply replies “No.” Haley
asks Allison “Why do you stare at the wall all the time?” “I’ve got Teddy
Grams...” Haley’s voice becomes more shrill “....BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY
HISSSSSSSS!!!” Allison replies “...........my feet hurt.” Haley responds. “Well,
you have been standing here for the last four days......I just don’t under.....”
Haley notices a shinny spot on the wall. “OOOOOOOOOh.....Shiiiiiiiiiinny!!!”
Haley stares at the wall with Allison for well over an hour. “Ah, the was
fun...but you know what I say about shinny things, they look all pretty and
shinny for awhile....then they go in my pocket.” Haley puts the shinny thing in
her pocket and begins to walk off. Allison grabs her arm, giving her a demonic
look. “You will leave the shinny thing here!” Haley’s eyes bug out. “...fine
fine take it.....I’m going to my precious teddy gra.......”
“There.......are....no more......teddy......grams left....” “JEEEEEEEEED, get
your booty over here!” Jed runs over. “Yes Rayn.....um, Haley?” Haley sits Jed
down. “I told you this a long time ago Jed...” “....if I ever run out of Teddy
Grams........”
Jed pleads “Please don’t, please please please!” Haley responds “...um...it’s
not you.....it’s me?” “I mean, ....um.....I want to be
friends....yeah.....friends.” Rayna interrupts. “You do it, dump him, then you
can join the boyfriend dumping club.” Haley gives Rayna a strange look. “ I
dumped 2......not 79.” Rayna glares at Haley “It was 52, thank you.” Jed says to
Haley “I’ll be the bestest gosh darn friend ever.” Haley looks at Jed and sighs.
“....Jed....give me the sweater.” Jed refuses. “No....it makes me look pretty.”
Haley sighs again. “Anyway, I’m breaking up from you.”
Meanwhile at the other camp: Dan exclaims at the top of his lungs
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!”
Jed responds “Did you hear something?” Haley responds “Eh, it was probably just
an airplane.” Rayna buts in once more. “Speaking of airplanes....” Just then an
airplane flies over them and drops a person out of it. He falls face first into
the dirt. Rayna pulls him up. “You big baby, you fall 200 feet from an airplane
and you would think that I killed you. ??? replies “Why didn’t you give me a
parachute?” Rayna simply puts it “B#(@%!, get me some food.” Jed and Koontz look
at each other. “Oh great.....” begins Jed. Koontz finishes his sentence “It’s
Clint.” Clint announces. “Ok everyone, gather round and form three rows of
twos.” “I am Rayna’s new boyfriend, you can call me Captain Clint.....ok, why
aren’t any of you listening.....?” “I don’t care if what I say is completely
selfish and has no importance what-so-ever, but I want all of you to gather
round while sitting on you heads and making the shape of a butter fly.” Clint
babbles on and on. “Ok, here are your assignments: Jed, you build the fire,
Koontz, you go find food, Patrick, build another Gazebo, and Zack........go do
100 laps around the garden.” Zack walks off. “F#(% ......you....” Clint
continues “ Allison and Haley, you aren’t fencers, so you are immediately voted
off the island....You think I’m joking...go.” Haley and Allison leave and enter
the school building. Clint...still continues “And Rayna, go get me a pillow, I’m
tired from all of this ordering around.” Rayna kicks Clint....well, you know
where. Clint falls to his knees. “...OOOOOIIIII............I’m sorry
Rayna.....I’ll go get you that pillow.” Rayna glares at Clint “Know your
place...B#^%$.”
Haley and Allison aren’t walking long until they here a faint noise. As they get
closer, they begin to make out the sound. “....it dissolved like it was just a
sugar cube.....” Haley and Allison follow the sound until they are outside.
Haley sees someone sitting on a bench in the distance. “Hey, Allison, let’s
sneak up to him.” Allison replies “....No more talk......takes to much
energy.....” Haley sneaks up to the figure, unknowing who or what it is. As she
creeps closer she begins to here it’s melody. “Hahahaha, you can’t find me,
hahahaha, n’ stuff...ish.” Haley tackles the figure. “Hello!” “Do you like teddy
grams?” The voice replies in a high tone “Do you like popsicles?” “Come on kid,
just get in the car, ... I have candy.” “Wait...that’s not right.” Allison walks
up to him. “Hey Josh.” Haley exclaims amazed “...you...said something.” Allison
replies “...” Haley asks “....whatever, well anyway, what are you doing out here
by yourself...where is the rest of your tribe?” Josh replies “......I dunno, I
didn’t exactly tell them where the camp was...” Haley asks “Why not?” Josh
replies “Eh...I didn’t feel like it.” “Why are you two out here all by
yourselves? Haley replies “....Clint kicked us out....” Josh responds “Clint?”
Josh stands at attention saluting “Yes Commu-Nazi sir.” “Why is he here?” Haley
replies “He is Rayna’s new boyfriend.....he kicked us out because we weren’t in
fencing.” Josh and Haley continue on discussing the situation of the “Fencers”.
*Meanwhile, the Stalker Tribe continues down the hallway*
Dan’s Hay-dar goes into effect. “...Haley.........she’s close...” Dan runs off
as fast as he can. Corey exclaims “Well, Gosh Dang Dan...” Ryan is lying on the
ground getting smacked by Chris with a board. Chris smirks “This is fun.” Corey
takes Ryan’s shoes “These there shoes are mIne.” Andrew chants “Kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill, kill.” Lucas tries to cheer up Andrew. “Come on, how about
some of the country lovin’.” Andrew laughs “Yeah, boy, let’s go behind that
there wall...too bad you’re not a goat.” Lucas cracks up “That’s hilarious.”
Andrew’s face shifts “...I was serious.” Andrew grabs Lucas and carries him off.
Lucas screams “Help me, help me, for the love of Nadesico, help me!!!” Lucas
pops back around the corner. “Huh Huh, F#*@# ^s...” Micheal continues his
conversation on his cell phone that he started yesterday. “Yes, Kristen, that is
correct, the keys of piano’s WERE originally made out of ivory.”
*Meanwhile at the......well....I guess they need a name.........the
AntiCommunazi Camp*
Haley and Josh are carrying on a deep conversation about the meaning of
life............ok so it’s about anime, and why Spike had to die. Haley jerks.
“I know that sound.” Josh asks “What is it?” A creature leaps from the roof and
tackles Josh. It roars “GUM!” Haley looks at the two. “Oh, yay, it’s Dan.” Dan’s
personality shifts. “Hey Haley...what’s going on.” Dan hugs her quickly.
“...yeah.” “Haley, could you plug your ears and close your eyes?” Dan throws the
Koosh full force at Josh’s face. “Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” Josh falls to the
ground. Dan pokes Haley “Ok, I’m back.”
Later that night: Dan and Haley sleep, curled up on the bench surrounded by
empty boxes of Teddy Grams. Josh and Allison stand face to face. Josh asks “ Do
you sleep?” Allison replies “........what is that?” Josh replies “...good, now
the real fun can begin.” Josh smiles sinisterly “Jacks?”
*DAY 5*
*AT THE GEEK CAMP*
The sun rises...10 hours later Rayna wakes up. Clint is standing tall on a
boulder watching Zack, Koontz, and Jed work on their shrine to him. Clint hears
a faint “Get off me.....you’re not my priest.” Clint looks down at Patrick. “Be
quite boulder.” Rayna and Clint march arm-in-arm, followed by their servants, to
the next immunity challenge.
*AT THE STALKER CAMP*
Ryan sleeps covered in make-up, lipstick, and wearing a dress. Micheal
approaches Chris. “Hey there, funny stuff with the dress in all, say, I don’t
mean to be nosy, but where did you get the dress and all the make-up because I
am a little bit curious as to where you could have possibly gotten it, so, if it
isn’t too much trouble, could you please explain to me where you got said items
in question, you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, but I am just
curious as to where you could have.....” Chris buts in “You talk to much Mojo
Jojo.” Micheal begins again. “Very well, but like I was saying, where did
you...” Chris interrupts. “Shhhh” Corey, still asleep, reaches for imaginary
items in the sky while talking in his sleep. “....zzzzz, mine.......zzzzzz
hey.....zzzzz I stole it first....zzzzzz” Lucas enters the group exhausted.
“.....huph huph.........I hate my life.” Andrew walks in screaming in his normal
tone. “Oh yeah, last night was awesome!” “Thanks Lucas.” Lucas simulates putting
a gun to his own head.
*AT THE NEW-LY FORMED ANTI-COMMUNAZI CAMP*
Josh and Allison sit at the top on the tree watching Dan and Haley sleep. It’s
quite remarkable how they got to the top of the tree...since there are no
branches. Josh and Allison continue their game of jacks. Josh looks down at Dan
and Haley. “Those two sleep more than any two people I know....well, it looks
like I’ll have to piggy-back them to the challenge.” Josh stacks Dan on his
shoulders, then Haley on to Dan’s shoulders. “Alliiiiiiiiiisoooooooooon....are
you coming.” Allison replies “...Walking......too much work....” Josh stack
Allison onto Haley’s shoulders and makes his way to the award challenge.
*AT THE AWARD CHALLENGE*
Both tribes have arrived, with the exception of the ACN (Anti-CommuNazi Tribe)
Jeff Propes asks “Where are Haley and Allison.” Clint explains “I voted them
off.” Jeff Propes begins a long explanation “You can’t do th.....not ever
tw.......who are you anyway?” “Clint replies I am this tribe’s
leader.........and Rayna’s new boyfriend.” Josh, Dan, Haley, and Allison
approaches. Lucas exclaims “What is that?!” Patrick exclaims “It’s a totem
pole!” Rayna whispers to Clint. “Do you want to see something funny?” Rayna
sweetly exclaims “Hey Josh, do you want some candy?” Josh jumps up and down and
reaches for the candy. By letting go of Dan’s foot, the tower crashes. Allison
falls to the ground, then Haley falls on top of Allison, then Dan falls on top
of Haley, then Josh falls on top of Dan. Haley and Dan wake up. Haley exclaims
“Get off me Dan, it’s not your birthday!” Josh, still laying on top of them, say
“Well, at least I got some candy.” Josh opens his fist. “........wait a
minute....this is broccoli.....you will rue the day that you gave me vegetables
Lady Rayna.” Rayna lets out a sinister laugh.
Jeff Propes announces “...whatever, Stalkers, you need to let someone sit out
from this challenge to make it even.” Clint announces “Boulder, you’re out, go
run some laps or something.” Jeff Propes explains “no, not you, ....Clint....you
can’t play....” Corey volunteers “I’m tared, I dun’ wanna play none a’ yur
games.” Jeff Propes continues “Today the challenge will be a game of life or
death, we have brought back a popular challenge from last season: The Laser Tag
Death Match Of Doom And Very Bad Things. The rules are....shoot each other. Last
team standing wins. Survivors Ready? GO!!!
Andrew Koontz
Lucas Jed
Chris Zack
Ryan Rayna
Micheal Patrick
Dan Haley
Josh Allison
*REMEMBER, ALL OF THIS IS DONE AT RANDOM...OK BACK TO THE STORY.....BUY NEW
SPIKE BRAND TOILET PAPER, FOR THE MANLY MEN*
Ryan meets Chris. Chris smirks “Hello” Ryan tries to run. Chris turns up his
laser to full power and fires at Ryan. Ryan gets hit and falls to the ground.
“Ow, that hurt!” Chris stands over Ryan, continuously shooting him. Ryan begins
crying “Goooooood, I hate my life.”
RYAN IS ELIMINATED
Dan meets Patrick. Patrick exclaims “Hello Mister!!!” “Would you like to buy
some shampoo?!” Dan gets his counter-strike game face on. “Die you sunuva
B#*&^!!!” Dan fires repeatedly. Patrick flies through another window.
“....yup....still tastes like vegetables....”
PATRICK IS ELIMINATED
Micheal approaches Chris. “Hey there what are you doing....Ryan’s on our team.”
Chris shoots Micheal with High Voltage. “Shhh, you still talk to much.” Chris
takes turns between shooting Micheal and Ryan.
MICHEAL IS ELIMINATED
Andrew hears a noise. “What is that, I can’t see anything.” Something pulls on
his sleeve. Jed angrily remarks “I’m down here @$%!” Andrew remarks “Ok” then
shoots him. Jed walks off. “A$%!”
JED IS ELIMINATED
Rayna encounters Chris. Rayna smirks “Hello Chris, how have you been.” Chris
replies “.......” Rayna continues “Come Lord Clint Alexander!” Clint joins Rayna
“You must learn Christopher, you can never defeat me.” Chris looks at her
“.......you took my middle name....” Chris holds his gun like a katana, using
the bayonet. Rayna holds aims her pistol laser gun at Chris. Chris slices Rayna
and shoots Chris, but not enough damage is sustained. Rayna shoots Chris again,
flinging their weapons in opposite weapons so that they each grab the other’s
weapon. Chris fires.....Clint falls down. Clint lays on the floor ,dead, with a
real bullet wound. Chris looks up to Rayna. “...Wow, you killed him....why
couldn’t I have known this Rayna, she’s much cooler.” Rayna stomps her foot
“Christopher!” Rayna stomps off “Wait, why am I doing this...?” A small vent in
Clint’s chest opens. A midget about 3 feet tall jumps out of Clint’s body. He
speaks in a really high voice “One day I will be the best, I will control you
all, I will control the world!” “Hehehehe” Midget Clint runs off
RAYNA IS ELIMINATED
Dan walks up to Haley. Haley whispers to Dan. “Remember the plan.” Dan simply
replies “Yeah....this is Putty.”
Koontz encounters Allison. Koontz greets her “Hey Allison, it’s been a while,
how’s it going.” Allison announces to Koontz “....um....I’m supposed to shoot
you......or something.” Allison shoots Koontz. Koontz exclaims “GHYYAAA, why did
you do that, aren’t we on the same team, aren’t we going out?!” Allison replies
“....we’re going out....?” “Oh.....I have a new tribe.....or something.....I
wasn’t really paying attention.”
KOONTZ IS ELIMINATED
REMAINING SURVIVORS:
ANDREW ZACK
JOSH ALLISON
DAN HALEY
LUCAS
CHRIS
Zack encounters Josh. Zack announces “I’m Spike, I’ve come to collect the
bounty...EEEEH!” Josh replies “Well, I’m Sojiro, catch me if you can.” Josh
appears behind Zack and stabs him with his bayonet. Zack walks down the steps.
“.......Bang.....Me.......”
ZACK IS ELIMINATED
Andrew encounters Dan and Haley. Andrew exclaims “Dan, behind you, I’m the
leader, listen to me.” Dan shoots Andrew. “I’m not going to shoot her dude.” “We
formed our own tribe.” Haley buts it. “Yeah, stupid fencer.”
ANDREW IS ELIMINATED
Lucas encounters Allison. Lucas walks over to Allison and shakes her hand “Hey
there buddy.” Lucas shoots Allison with his other hand. “Sorry there buddy.”
ALLISON IS ELIMINATED
Chris encounters Josh. Chris says to Josh. “Hey, you wanna see something funny?”
Josh excitedly replies “YES YES!!!” Chris shoots Josh. “See I told you it was
funny.”
JOSH IS ELIMINATED
Haley and Dan encounter Chris surrounded by the bodies of his fellow team
members. Dan looks down. “You killed Josh you sunuva B@*&#!!!” Dan fires at
Chris, but misses. “Chris fires back and hits Dan. “So far I’ve kill 1 enemy
team member and 4 on my team. Chris continues shooting Dan, even after he has
won, adding up the over kill, completely neglecting Haley. “22, 23, 24....”
Haley fires at Chris. Chris gets shot. “...ow....” Chris begins to simulate the
Spike Death. “....aw, that other dude already did it.” Chris puts on a dress.
“Ok, if you’ll dress up like a half-man/half-werewolf, change your name to
Ashtare, and make it snow, we can do this again.” Haley gives Chris a weird
look. Chris sulks off “Fine.”
DAN IS ELIMINATED
CHRIS IS ELIMINATED
Haley encounters Lucas. Haley throws Dan at Lucas. Haley lets out a “oh my
goooosh.” and defeats The Great Lucas.
LUCAS IS ELIMINATED
WINNER: GEEK TRIBE
*Day 3*
*AT THE GEEK CAMP*
All things are beginning to return to normal. The Clint Shrine has been toppled.
Zack, Koontz, and Jed are beating it with the heals of their shoes...you know,
because they are trying to get the mud off. Patrick has become fond of
pretending to be a boulder, but he’s a little too loud to be a boulder. It’s 3
PM and Rayna is just waking up. The only thing that has changed is the lack of
Haley and Allison
*AT THE ANTI-COMMUNAZI CAMP*
Haley, Dan, Allison, and Josh sit around the good ol’ Secret Place eating teddy
grams. Dan gets up “Josh let’s go for a walk.” Josh replies “but....these teddy
grams are so good.....” “.....oh yeah, vote time.....” Dan informs Haley “We’ll
be back...hug.”
*AT TRIBAL COUNCIL*
Jeff Propes awaits them. “Blah blah blah, fire represents life, blah blah blah,
let’s skip the questions.” “It’s 9:27, Will and Grace will be on in 33 minutes,
let’s try to wrap this up.” Micheal buts in “I could make up some questions if
you would like, it won’t be an trouble at all, so how many do you need, 1, 2, or
maybe 3, I think that 3 is a good number, if you don’t want me to make
questions, then that is ok too, but it isn’t any trouble for me, I just think
that it would make things much more interes.....” Chris kicks Micheal out of his
chair. “That’s funny.”
Jeff Propes continues “Blah blah blah, Will and Grace is on in 31...wait
no....30 minutes.....go go go vote.”
*WELL, THAT’S THE SECOND INSTALMENT OF THE SERIES, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, IF YOU
DIDN’T, AND THE DOLLAR THING DIDN’T WORK,.....THREE DOLLARS? I KNOW THE FIRST
VOLUME HASN’T GONE OUT YET SO I’LL TRY TO GET SOMEONE TO EMAIL THEM TO YOU. I
KNOW MOST OF YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, THE 2 OR 3 I DON’T KNOW...., I’M SERIOUS,
CHECK YOUR MAIL, J/K ANYWAY, I WISH EVERYONE MUCH PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND
POWERPUFF GIRLS....ANIMAZEMENT!!!!WHOOOOO!!!!
Kaicyios ^.^}})
* ^.^}}) Before anyone gets offended, the characters in this story are based on
people I know, I may take a few personality traits and make a character out of
it. If I don’t talk to you much...(well I talk to everyone quite a bit....except
for you one or two of you...by the way, check your mail. J/K) If I don’t talk to
you much then I take what I do know about you and what I’ve heard.
Remember...S’all Good.
Gendo likes his pickles Kaicyios ^.^}})
*LAST TIME ON SURVIVOR:*
First Vote: Lindsey
Lindsey stomps her foot. “Come on guys...I don’t like you guys anymore.”
Second Vote: Koontz
Lindsey looks at Koontz. “Haha, you’re going to lose Koontz, yup yup yup!”
Koontz coldly replies “Just wait Lindsey, you’ll get your turn.”
Third Vote: Lindsey
Lindsey laughs “It’s only one more vote than yours, hahaha, you lose
Koontzwoontzy!”
Fourth Vote: Lindsey
Fifth Vote: Sunshine
Lindsey smacks Jed in the arm. Jed exclaims “WhAAAAt!!!” Lindsey glares at Jed.
“You voted for me, I don’t like you guys!”
Sixth Vote: Lindsey
Seventh Vote: Annoying Girl
Jeff Propes looks at the paper. “I’ll assume that is you Lindsey.” Lindsey turns
her head. “I’m not listening, I’m not listening.”
Final Vote: ...Lindsey
Jeff Propes walks up to Lindsey’s torch. “Lindsey, the tribe has spoken.”
Lindsey glares at Koontz. “I don’t like you Koontz.” Koontz half exclaims “ I
don’t care!”
*WITH LINDSEY GONE, THE GAME GOES ON. WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VOTED OFF, WHO WILL
BE THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR, WILL THE GEEKS BE ABLE TO FIND A NEW FOOD SUPPLY*
Rayna buts in. “If they do I’ll just eat it.” Jeff Propes sighs. “You and your
little friends have been getting on my nerves ever since last season, if you
bother me one more time, oh, you’ll pay.” Rayna glares at him. “Oh no you
didn’t!” Rayna places her hand on her hip and bobs her head around. “Don’t you
dare be disrespectin’ me foo, I will tear your @$# a new one, so don’t give me
any’ya’ dis’ M#(%@# F$*&#!@ BULL S#(@.............B#$#@!” Jeff Propes backs
down. “Ok Ok............” Jeff Propes mumbles in the background. “Oh you will
pay, you will pay.” *COUGH COUGH, ANYWAY....SIGH, NOW I HAVE TO START OVER.
*WITH LINDSEY GONE, THE GAME GOES ON. WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VOTED OFF, WHO WILL
BE THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR, WILL THE GEEKS BE ABLE TO FIND A NEW FOOD SUPPLY* Jeff
Propes covers his head. *...WILL THE STALKER TRIBE EVER FIND THEIR CAMP, WILL
BATMAN DEFEAT THE JOKER’S DIABOLICAL PLAAAAAN?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING
INSTALMENT OF...............SURVIVOR HIGHSCHOOL II
DAY 4
*At the Geek Camp*
It’s a great day. The sun is shining, the sky is beautiful, and there is one
less annoyance around. Rayna awakes. “It’s a great day for doing nothing...so,
that’s what I’ll do.............Zack, get off me.” Rayna kicks Zack. Zack flies
back. “EEEEEH!!!” Rayna continues “I told you, we broke up...but we were never
going out in the first place, got it?” “Aaaaanyway, I need a new boyfriend.” Jed
and Koontz rush up to her. “I’ll do it!” They both say at the same time. Rayna
looks down at them. “You both already had your two weeks, it’s somebody else’s
turn.” “Since there are not other guys on this tribe..........” Patrick buts in.
“I’m a guy!” “Wanna see!” Rayna sends him threw a window. Patrick exclaims
“.........still tastes like vegetables!!!” Rayna continues “.....like I was
SAYING, I need a new boyfriend, SO, I sent for a new one. Any objections. Jed,
Koontz, and Zack all unanimously say “......no.” Rayna exclaims “NO!!!” “You
address me as Captain Rayna....do you understand morons?” Jed, Koontz, and Zack
all unanimously yell “Yes Captain Rayna!” Haley walks over to Allison. “So
Allison, anything new with the wall today?” Allison simply replies “No.” Haley
asks Allison “Why do you stare at the wall all the time?” “I’ve got Teddy
Grams...” Haley’s voice becomes more shrill “....BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY
HISSSSSSSS!!!” Allison replies “...........my feet hurt.” Haley responds. “Well,
you have been standing here for the last four days......I just don’t under.....”
Haley notices a shinny spot on the wall. “OOOOOOOOOh.....Shiiiiiiiiiinny!!!”
Haley stares at the wall with Allison for well over an hour. “Ah, the was
fun...but you know what I say about shinny things, they look all pretty and
shinny for awhile....then they go in my pocket.” Haley puts the shinny thing in
her pocket and begins to walk off. Allison grabs her arm, giving her a demonic
look. “You will leave the shinny thing here!” Haley’s eyes bug out. “...fine
fine take it.....I’m going to my precious teddy gra.......”
“There.......are....no more......teddy......grams left....” “JEEEEEEEEED, get
your booty over here!” Jed runs over. “Yes Rayn.....um, Haley?” Haley sits Jed
down. “I told you this a long time ago Jed...” “....if I ever run out of Teddy
Grams........”
Jed pleads “Please don’t, please please please!” Haley responds “...um...it’s
not you.....it’s me?” “I mean, ....um.....I want to be
friends....yeah.....friends.” Rayna interrupts. “You do it, dump him, then you
can join the boyfriend dumping club.” Haley gives Rayna a strange look. “ I
dumped 2......not 79.” Rayna glares at Haley “It was 52, thank you.” Jed says to
Haley “I’ll be the bestest gosh darn friend ever.” Haley looks at Jed and sighs.
“....Jed....give me the sweater.” Jed refuses. “No....it makes me look pretty.”
Haley sighs again. “Anyway, I’m breaking up from you.”
Meanwhile at the other camp: Dan exclaims at the top of his lungs
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!”
Jed responds “Did you hear something?” Haley responds “Eh, it was probably just
an airplane.” Rayna buts in once more. “Speaking of airplanes....” Just then an
airplane flies over them and drops a person out of it. He falls face first into
the dirt. Rayna pulls him up. “You big baby, you fall 200 feet from an airplane
and you would think that I killed you. ??? replies “Why didn’t you give me a
parachute?” Rayna simply puts it “B#(@%!, get me some food.” Jed and Koontz look
at each other. “Oh great.....” begins Jed. Koontz finishes his sentence “It’s
Clint.” Clint announces. “Ok everyone, gather round and form three rows of
twos.” “I am Rayna’s new boyfriend, you can call me Captain Clint.....ok, why
aren’t any of you listening.....?” “I don’t care if what I say is completely
selfish and has no importance what-so-ever, but I want all of you to gather
round while sitting on you heads and making the shape of a butter fly.” Clint
babbles on and on. “Ok, here are your assignments: Jed, you build the fire,
Koontz, you go find food, Patrick, build another Gazebo, and Zack........go do
100 laps around the garden.” Zack walks off. “F#(% ......you....” Clint
continues “ Allison and Haley, you aren’t fencers, so you are immediately voted
off the island....You think I’m joking...go.” Haley and Allison leave and enter
the school building. Clint...still continues “And Rayna, go get me a pillow, I’m
tired from all of this ordering around.” Rayna kicks Clint....well, you know
where. Clint falls to his knees. “...OOOOOIIIII............I’m sorry
Rayna.....I’ll go get you that pillow.” Rayna glares at Clint “Know your
place...B#^%$.”
Haley and Allison aren’t walking long until they here a faint noise. As they get
closer, they begin to make out the sound. “....it dissolved like it was just a
sugar cube.....” Haley and Allison follow the sound until they are outside.
Haley sees someone sitting on a bench in the distance. “Hey, Allison, let’s
sneak up to him.” Allison replies “....No more talk......takes to much
energy.....” Haley sneaks up to the figure, unknowing who or what it is. As she
creeps closer she begins to here it’s melody. “Hahahaha, you can’t find me,
hahahaha, n’ stuff...ish.” Haley tackles the figure. “Hello!” “Do you like teddy
grams?” The voice replies in a high tone “Do you like popsicles?” “Come on kid,
just get in the car, ... I have candy.” “Wait...that’s not right.” Allison walks
up to him. “Hey Josh.” Haley exclaims amazed “...you...said something.” Allison
replies “...” Haley asks “....whatever, well anyway, what are you doing out here
by yourself...where is the rest of your tribe?” Josh replies “......I dunno, I
didn’t exactly tell them where the camp was...” Haley asks “Why not?” Josh
replies “Eh...I didn’t feel like it.” “Why are you two out here all by
yourselves? Haley replies “....Clint kicked us out....” Josh responds “Clint?”
Josh stands at attention saluting “Yes Commu-Nazi sir.” “Why is he here?” Haley
replies “He is Rayna’s new boyfriend.....he kicked us out because we weren’t in
fencing.” Josh and Haley continue on discussing the situation of the “Fencers”.
*Meanwhile, the Stalker Tribe continues down the hallway*
Dan’s Hay-dar goes into effect. “...Haley.........she’s close...” Dan runs off
as fast as he can. Corey exclaims “Well, Gosh Dang Dan...” Ryan is lying on the
ground getting smacked by Chris with a board. Chris smirks “This is fun.” Corey
takes Ryan’s shoes “These there shoes are mIne.” Andrew chants “Kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill, kill.” Lucas tries to cheer up Andrew. “Come on, how about
some of the country lovin’.” Andrew laughs “Yeah, boy, let’s go behind that
there wall...too bad you’re not a goat.” Lucas cracks up “That’s hilarious.”
Andrew’s face shifts “...I was serious.” Andrew grabs Lucas and carries him off.
Lucas screams “Help me, help me, for the love of Nadesico, help me!!!” Lucas
pops back around the corner. “Huh Huh, F#*@# ^s...” Micheal continues his
conversation on his cell phone that he started yesterday. “Yes, Kristen, that is
correct, the keys of piano’s WERE originally made out of ivory.”
*Meanwhile at the......well....I guess they need a name.........the
AntiCommunazi Camp*
Haley and Josh are carrying on a deep conversation about the meaning of
life............ok so it’s about anime, and why Spike had to die. Haley jerks.
“I know that sound.” Josh asks “What is it?” A creature leaps from the roof and
tackles Josh. It roars “GUM!” Haley looks at the two. “Oh, yay, it’s Dan.” Dan’s
personality shifts. “Hey Haley...what’s going on.” Dan hugs her quickly.
“...yeah.” “Haley, could you plug your ears and close your eyes?” Dan throws the
Koosh full force at Josh’s face. “Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!” Josh falls to the
ground. Dan pokes Haley “Ok, I’m back.”
Later that night: Dan and Haley sleep, curled up on the bench surrounded by
empty boxes of Teddy Grams. Josh and Allison stand face to face. Josh asks “ Do
you sleep?” Allison replies “........what is that?” Josh replies “...good, now
the real fun can begin.” Josh smiles sinisterly “Jacks?”
*DAY 5*
*AT THE GEEK CAMP*
The sun rises...10 hours later Rayna wakes up. Clint is standing tall on a
boulder watching Zack, Koontz, and Jed work on their shrine to him. Clint hears
a faint “Get off me.....you’re not my priest.” Clint looks down at Patrick. “Be
quite boulder.” Rayna and Clint march arm-in-arm, followed by their servants, to
the next immunity challenge.
*AT THE STALKER CAMP*
Ryan sleeps covered in make-up, lipstick, and wearing a dress. Micheal
approaches Chris. “Hey there, funny stuff with the dress in all, say, I don’t
mean to be nosy, but where did you get the dress and all the make-up because I
am a little bit curious as to where you could have possibly gotten it, so, if it
isn’t too much trouble, could you please explain to me where you got said items
in question, you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, but I am just
curious as to where you could have.....” Chris buts in “You talk to much Mojo
Jojo.” Micheal begins again. “Very well, but like I was saying, where did
you...” Chris interrupts. “Shhhh” Corey, still asleep, reaches for imaginary
items in the sky while talking in his sleep. “....zzzzz, mine.......zzzzzz
hey.....zzzzz I stole it first....zzzzzz” Lucas enters the group exhausted.
“.....huph huph.........I hate my life.” Andrew walks in screaming in his normal
tone. “Oh yeah, last night was awesome!” “Thanks Lucas.” Lucas simulates putting
a gun to his own head.
*AT THE NEW-LY FORMED ANTI-COMMUNAZI CAMP*
Josh and Allison sit at the top on the tree watching Dan and Haley sleep. It’s
quite remarkable how they got to the top of the tree...since there are no
branches. Josh and Allison continue their game of jacks. Josh looks down at Dan
and Haley. “Those two sleep more than any two people I know....well, it looks
like I’ll have to piggy-back them to the challenge.” Josh stacks Dan on his
shoulders, then Haley on to Dan’s shoulders. “Alliiiiiiiiiisoooooooooon....are
you coming.” Allison replies “...Walking......too much work....” Josh stack
Allison onto Haley’s shoulders and makes his way to the award challenge.
*AT THE AWARD CHALLENGE*
Both tribes have arrived, with the exception of the ACN (Anti-CommuNazi Tribe)
Jeff Propes asks “Where are Haley and Allison.” Clint explains “I voted them
off.” Jeff Propes begins a long explanation “You can’t do th.....not ever
tw.......who are you anyway?” “Clint replies I am this tribe’s
leader.........and Rayna’s new boyfriend.” Josh, Dan, Haley, and Allison
approaches. Lucas exclaims “What is that?!” Patrick exclaims “It’s a totem
pole!” Rayna whispers to Clint. “Do you want to see something funny?” Rayna
sweetly exclaims “Hey Josh, do you want some candy?” Josh jumps up and down and
reaches for the candy. By letting go of Dan’s foot, the tower crashes. Allison
falls to the ground, then Haley falls on top of Allison, then Dan falls on top
of Haley, then Josh falls on top of Dan. Haley and Dan wake up. Haley exclaims
“Get off me Dan, it’s not your birthday!” Josh, still laying on top of them, say
“Well, at least I got some candy.” Josh opens his fist. “........wait a
minute....this is broccoli.....you will rue the day that you gave me vegetables
Lady Rayna.” Rayna lets out a sinister laugh.
Jeff Propes announces “...whatever, Stalkers, you need to let someone sit out
from this challenge to make it even.” Clint announces “Boulder, you’re out, go
run some laps or something.” Jeff Propes explains “no, not you, ....Clint....you
can’t play....” Corey volunteers “I’m tared, I dun’ wanna play none a’ yur
games.” Jeff Propes continues “Today the challenge will be a game of life or
death, we have brought back a popular challenge from last season: The Laser Tag
Death Match Of Doom And Very Bad Things. The rules are....shoot each other. Last
team standing wins. Survivors Ready? GO!!!
Andrew Koontz
Lucas Jed
Chris Zack
Ryan Rayna
Micheal Patrick
Dan Haley
Josh Allison
*REMEMBER, ALL OF THIS IS DONE AT RANDOM...OK BACK TO THE STORY.....BUY NEW
SPIKE BRAND TOILET PAPER, FOR THE MANLY MEN*
Ryan meets Chris. Chris smirks “Hello” Ryan tries to run. Chris turns up his
laser to full power and fires at Ryan. Ryan gets hit and falls to the ground.
“Ow, that hurt!” Chris stands over Ryan, continuously shooting him. Ryan begins
crying “Goooooood, I hate my life.”
RYAN IS ELIMINATED
Dan meets Patrick. Patrick exclaims “Hello Mister!!!” “Would you like to buy
some shampoo?!” Dan gets his counter-strike game face on. “Die you sunuva
B#*&^!!!” Dan fires repeatedly. Patrick flies through another window.
“....yup....still tastes like vegetables....”
PATRICK IS ELIMINATED
Micheal approaches Chris. “Hey there what are you doing....Ryan’s on our team.”
Chris shoots Micheal with High Voltage. “Shhh, you still talk to much.” Chris
takes turns between shooting Micheal and Ryan.
MICHEAL IS ELIMINATED
Andrew hears a noise. “What is that, I can’t see anything.” Something pulls on
his sleeve. Jed angrily remarks “I’m down here @$%!” Andrew remarks “Ok” then
shoots him. Jed walks off. “A$%!”
JED IS ELIMINATED
Rayna encounters Chris. Rayna smirks “Hello Chris, how have you been.” Chris
replies “.......” Rayna continues “Come Lord Clint Alexander!” Clint joins Rayna
“You must learn Christopher, you can never defeat me.” Chris looks at her
“.......you took my middle name....” Chris holds his gun like a katana, using
the bayonet. Rayna holds aims her pistol laser gun at Chris. Chris slices Rayna
and shoots Chris, but not enough damage is sustained. Rayna shoots Chris again,
flinging their weapons in opposite weapons so that they each grab the other’s
weapon. Chris fires.....Clint falls down. Clint lays on the floor ,dead, with a
real bullet wound. Chris looks up to Rayna. “...Wow, you killed him....why
couldn’t I have known this Rayna, she’s much cooler.” Rayna stomps her foot
“Christopher!” Rayna stomps off “Wait, why am I doing this...?” A small vent in
Clint’s chest opens. A midget about 3 feet tall jumps out of Clint’s body. He
speaks in a really high voice “One day I will be the best, I will control you
all, I will control the world!” “Hehehehe” Midget Clint runs off
RAYNA IS ELIMINATED
Dan walks up to Haley. Haley whispers to Dan. “Remember the plan.” Dan simply
replies “Yeah....this is Putty.”
Koontz encounters Allison. Koontz greets her “Hey Allison, it’s been a while,
how’s it going.” Allison announces to Koontz “....um....I’m supposed to shoot
you......or something.” Allison shoots Koontz. Koontz exclaims “GHYYAAA, why did
you do that, aren’t we on the same team, aren’t we going out?!” Allison replies
“....we’re going out....?” “Oh.....I have a new tribe.....or something.....I
wasn’t really paying attention.”
KOONTZ IS ELIMINATED
REMAINING SURVIVORS:
ANDREW ZACK
JOSH ALLISON
DAN HALEY
LUCAS
CHRIS
Zack encounters Josh. Zack announces “I’m Spike, I’ve come to collect the
bounty...EEEEH!” Josh replies “Well, I’m Sojiro, catch me if you can.” Josh
appears behind Zack and stabs him with his bayonet. Zack walks down the steps.
“.......Bang.....Me.......”
ZACK IS ELIMINATED
Andrew encounters Dan and Haley. Andrew exclaims “Dan, behind you, I’m the
leader, listen to me.” Dan shoots Andrew. “I’m not going to shoot her dude.” “We
formed our own tribe.” Haley buts it. “Yeah, stupid fencer.”
ANDREW IS ELIMINATED
Lucas encounters Allison. Lucas walks over to Allison and shakes her hand “Hey
there buddy.” Lucas shoots Allison with his other hand. “Sorry there buddy.”
ALLISON IS ELIMINATED
Chris encounters Josh. Chris says to Josh. “Hey, you wanna see something funny?”
Josh excitedly replies “YES YES!!!” Chris shoots Josh. “See I told you it was
funny.”
JOSH IS ELIMINATED
Haley and Dan encounter Chris surrounded by the bodies of his fellow team
members. Dan looks down. “You killed Josh you sunuva B@*&#!!!” Dan fires at
Chris, but misses. “Chris fires back and hits Dan. “So far I’ve kill 1 enemy
team member and 4 on my team. Chris continues shooting Dan, even after he has
won, adding up the over kill, completely neglecting Haley. “22, 23, 24....”
Haley fires at Chris. Chris gets shot. “...ow....” Chris begins to simulate the
Spike Death. “....aw, that other dude already did it.” Chris puts on a dress.
“Ok, if you’ll dress up like a half-man/half-werewolf, change your name to
Ashtare, and make it snow, we can do this again.” Haley gives Chris a weird
look. Chris sulks off “Fine.”
DAN IS ELIMINATED
CHRIS IS ELIMINATED
Haley encounters Lucas. Haley throws Dan at Lucas. Haley lets out a “oh my
goooosh.” and defeats The Great Lucas.
LUCAS IS ELIMINATED
WINNER: GEEK TRIBE
*Day 3*
*AT THE GEEK CAMP*
All things are beginning to return to normal. The Clint Shrine has been toppled.
Zack, Koontz, and Jed are beating it with the heals of their shoes...you know,
because they are trying to get the mud off. Patrick has become fond of
pretending to be a boulder, but he’s a little too loud to be a boulder. It’s 3
PM and Rayna is just waking up. The only thing that has changed is the lack of
Haley and Allison
*AT THE ANTI-COMMUNAZI CAMP*
Haley, Dan, Allison, and Josh sit around the good ol’ Secret Place eating teddy
grams. Dan gets up “Josh let’s go for a walk.” Josh replies “but....these teddy
grams are so good.....” “.....oh yeah, vote time.....” Dan informs Haley “We’ll
be back...hug.”
*AT TRIBAL COUNCIL*
Jeff Propes awaits them. “Blah blah blah, fire represents life, blah blah blah,
let’s skip the questions.” “It’s 9:27, Will and Grace will be on in 33 minutes,
let’s try to wrap this up.” Micheal buts in “I could make up some questions if
you would like, it won’t be an trouble at all, so how many do you need, 1, 2, or
maybe 3, I think that 3 is a good number, if you don’t want me to make
questions, then that is ok too, but it isn’t any trouble for me, I just think
that it would make things much more interes.....” Chris kicks Micheal out of his
chair. “That’s funny.”
Jeff Propes continues “Blah blah blah, Will and Grace is on in 31...wait
no....30 minutes.....go go go vote.”
*WELL, THAT’S THE SECOND INSTALMENT OF THE SERIES, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, IF YOU
DIDN’T, AND THE DOLLAR THING DIDN’T WORK,.....THREE DOLLARS? I KNOW THE FIRST
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KNOW MOST OF YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, THE 2 OR 3 I DON’T KNOW...., I’M SERIOUS,
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