Rule #3322: No matter how much you like or hate disco, you dance to YMCA when you hear it.
Rule #2345: There are things that only sisters are allowed to say to each other.
Rule #0345: Everybody's dog is the best dog ever.
Rule #8713: As soon as you are prepared to do something for yourself, everyone will suddenly want your attention.
Rule #4757: You can't move if your dog or cat is asleep on you.
Rule #5450: A sure fire way to lose something important is to place it 'somewhere safe.'
Rule #0473: As soon as you are happy and warm and comfortable in bed, you need to pee.
Rule #8403: As soon as you get in bath or shower. The phone will ring.
Rule #3038: If you post instructions for students to read in the instructions section of any online course, you will get 15 emails or private messages asking how to do it.
Rule #0248: You are never too old for toys.
Rule #8374: No matter how sneaky you think you’re being someone will see you pick your nose.
Rule #9284: Dogs will always have one last bark when you've asked them to be quiet.
Rule #5032: Any car you buy will experience a catastrophic problem within 6 months
Rule #6302: You will never remember the umbrella when it is actually going to rain.
Rule #1938: If you can even vaguely wear it on your head, you must put it on your head.
Rule #3035: No matter how old you are, if a child hands you a toy phone you will answer it.
Rule #4891: The car never makes the weird noise for the mechanic.
Rule #9213: The number of unwritten rules is infinite.
Rule #4024: The tallest person to walk into a theatre will sit directly in front of the shortest person there.