Some of my own silliness

[kagomeshuko]

Do your appliances talk to you at night? Does your refrigerator lull you into a false security while singing siren songs of engorging yourself on cold chili dogs and chocolate cake? Does your microwave sing sweet lullabies of warm chocolate chip cookies and your oven lilt the praises of lasagna and warm apple pie?

Thought I'd share my latest limerick:

If it's tea you are going to make,
You need to get ready to bake
For drink without sweet,
Is not complete
And everyone will want cake.