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1. My uncle once: asked me if I wanted to take my cousns into the backyard to shoot them. I hope he was kidding.
2. Never in my life: have I seen Back to the Future. Hate me if you must, I plan on correcting this, I swear.
3. When I was three: I got the upgrade from puke brown cglasses (the only ones that they made for tiny baby heads) to pink frames. I thought they were purty.
4. High School was: so. awkward. to an exaggerated degree.
5. My favorite stuffed animal was: A teddy bear my aunt bought for me the day I was born.
6. I once met: Ben Stiller. I was in the audience for a Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. He seemed nice, but wasn't cool with the autograph thing,
7. There's this girl I know who: has vacationed with Robert DeNiro.
8. Once, at a bar: on my 21st birthday a bunch of Marines were buying me drinks and I had one that was really sweet, threw up outside the bar, then went back in a drank some more.
9. By noon I'm usually: awake, perhaps.
10. Last night: I played trivia at a bar and won second place, where I won a free round and drank a gin and tonic.
11. My favorite body part on me is: um. perhaps my breasts. I've been told they're perky.
12. Next time I go to church: Christmas Eve.
13. Terri Schiavo: was made into a political issue rather than a family one. The fact that it was on the news at all reflects the conservative agenda.
14. When I wake up in the morning: I go to the bathroom immediately.
15. When I turn my head left I see: another girl typing in the computer lab and my opened books that I'm supposed to be using to write my research paper.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: another girl.
17. When I go to the grocery store with the kid: There's a kid?
18. When I graduated high school: I was struck by how anti-climactic it was.
19. If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be Ophelia for sure. Obsessive and flighty, thats me!
20. By this time next year: Who the hell knows. Don't remind me.
21. A better name for me would be: I have no idea, I never thought about it. Something mysterious, like esmerelda, because it clashes so hilariously.
22. I have a hard time understanding: why people choose to not be introspective. An unexamined life is not worth living people! Get your shit together! I'm impatient.
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: learn another language.
24. You know I like you if: I ask you lots of questions about your life, and am open with you about mine.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mom and dad. They kick all kinds of ass.
27. Take my advice: trust your gut reactions, they're usually right.
28. My ideal breakfast is: lunch.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" by the Beatles.
30. If you visit my hometown: you'll ask why the stoplights start blinking at 8:00 at night
31. Random fact: my mother's side of the family is 100% Swedish. We do the whole celebrating the holidays, smorgasbord, traditional food, etc.
32. Why won't anyone: be honest about their feelings all the time?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you'll feel claustrophobic, yet strangley comforted.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: the groom dropped dead.
35. The world could do without: pickled meats. They just sound unnecessary to me.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: licking a cockroach doesn't sound like the end of the world or anythin, so whatever.
37. My favorite blonde is: my mom.
38. Paper clips are more useful than: bread boxes. That's what drawer and cabinets are for.
39. If I do anything well, its: deconstructing my weird litte thoughts to the point of driving myself insane.
40. And by the way: I'm deaf and blind. In case you didn't know.
41. The last time I was drunk: Uhh... I rambled something about loving everyone. Oh wait, thats all the time.
42. If I were you: I'd profess undying love to me. Immediately.
43. The best decade to live in is: I think I would have dug the sixties.
44. The last two digits of my phone number are: 93.
45. My graduating class is: '06.
46. The best kind of parties are: Hundred Dollar parties. And Bathhouse Debaucheries.
47. Ten years ago: I was 11 years old. I don't know what else to say.
48. The hottest person in the world is: This is a daunting question. Lots.
49. Gay people: how do you expect me to condense an entre group of people in a sentence judgemnt? This is a dumb question.
50. This survey: sucks. My essay sucks more though.
2. Never in my life: have I seen Back to the Future. Hate me if you must, I plan on correcting this, I swear.
3. When I was three: I got the upgrade from puke brown cglasses (the only ones that they made for tiny baby heads) to pink frames. I thought they were purty.
4. High School was: so. awkward. to an exaggerated degree.
5. My favorite stuffed animal was: A teddy bear my aunt bought for me the day I was born.
6. I once met: Ben Stiller. I was in the audience for a Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. He seemed nice, but wasn't cool with the autograph thing,
7. There's this girl I know who: has vacationed with Robert DeNiro.
8. Once, at a bar: on my 21st birthday a bunch of Marines were buying me drinks and I had one that was really sweet, threw up outside the bar, then went back in a drank some more.
9. By noon I'm usually: awake, perhaps.
10. Last night: I played trivia at a bar and won second place, where I won a free round and drank a gin and tonic.
11. My favorite body part on me is: um. perhaps my breasts. I've been told they're perky.
12. Next time I go to church: Christmas Eve.
13. Terri Schiavo: was made into a political issue rather than a family one. The fact that it was on the news at all reflects the conservative agenda.
14. When I wake up in the morning: I go to the bathroom immediately.
15. When I turn my head left I see: another girl typing in the computer lab and my opened books that I'm supposed to be using to write my research paper.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: another girl.
17. When I go to the grocery store with the kid: There's a kid?
18. When I graduated high school: I was struck by how anti-climactic it was.
19. If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be Ophelia for sure. Obsessive and flighty, thats me!
20. By this time next year: Who the hell knows. Don't remind me.
21. A better name for me would be: I have no idea, I never thought about it. Something mysterious, like esmerelda, because it clashes so hilariously.
22. I have a hard time understanding: why people choose to not be introspective. An unexamined life is not worth living people! Get your shit together! I'm impatient.
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: learn another language.
24. You know I like you if: I ask you lots of questions about your life, and am open with you about mine.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mom and dad. They kick all kinds of ass.
27. Take my advice: trust your gut reactions, they're usually right.
28. My ideal breakfast is: lunch.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" by the Beatles.
30. If you visit my hometown: you'll ask why the stoplights start blinking at 8:00 at night
31. Random fact: my mother's side of the family is 100% Swedish. We do the whole celebrating the holidays, smorgasbord, traditional food, etc.
32. Why won't anyone: be honest about their feelings all the time?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you'll feel claustrophobic, yet strangley comforted.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: the groom dropped dead.
35. The world could do without: pickled meats. They just sound unnecessary to me.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: licking a cockroach doesn't sound like the end of the world or anythin, so whatever.
37. My favorite blonde is: my mom.
38. Paper clips are more useful than: bread boxes. That's what drawer and cabinets are for.
39. If I do anything well, its: deconstructing my weird litte thoughts to the point of driving myself insane.
40. And by the way: I'm deaf and blind. In case you didn't know.
41. The last time I was drunk: Uhh... I rambled something about loving everyone. Oh wait, thats all the time.
42. If I were you: I'd profess undying love to me. Immediately.
43. The best decade to live in is: I think I would have dug the sixties.
44. The last two digits of my phone number are: 93.
45. My graduating class is: '06.
46. The best kind of parties are: Hundred Dollar parties. And Bathhouse Debaucheries.
47. Ten years ago: I was 11 years old. I don't know what else to say.
48. The hottest person in the world is: This is a daunting question. Lots.
49. Gay people: how do you expect me to condense an entre group of people in a sentence judgemnt? This is a dumb question.
50. This survey: sucks. My essay sucks more though.