So, I had insomina last night

Sep 06, 2017 07:30

And when I got back to sleep, I had the best bizarro dream, EVER.

I was on my High School's academic decathlon and as part of that, for a road-trip competition, I ended up in a motorhome (cheaper than a hotel room) in a parking lot next to a mansion. In the mansion lived Chris Evans's BFF, who was battling an evil entity.

I helped Chris Evans save his BFF from a haunted couch by destroying an evil chronometer (that was part video cassette) mounted in the orange shag carpet wall of the house. Said chronometer being invented during the 1970s by BFF's grandfather who liked to tinker and invent.

Also, we discovered that any grandpa made device that had something to do with time was possessed and would activate if plugged in. For example, the phone/clock modules that we plugged into the wall triggered 3 massive tornados that dissipated as soon as we unplugged them.

(Also, Chris Evans was not shirtless at any part of my dream.)

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Oh, subsconscious, WTF?

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