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My hair is blue now. Again. Fun times. The urge to do it came around about in Novemeber, though the funds to waste on hair dye and bleach didn't come around until just recently. Six bucks, eh. Seems like a small amount, and really is, but wasn't something I could exactly spare on something so stupid. In any case, my hair is bright berry blue now, and I've gotten some neat comments on it as always.
I won't post pictures here. Hell, I don't have any of it. If I'm asked though, I'll work on getting some. Maybe in my slinky ass new pvc pants that Straif pretty much got me for Christmas. The adorable, lovable, wonderful jerk. I couldn't get him anything for Christmas, so he goes out and gets me a slew of stuff. I love all the gifts, but was left feeling like a prick for not having anything to give back but much rubbing and grinding.
In any case, and more back to the topic at hand; I've also had my very first, and likely last experience with Nair. I got onto this smooth kick since it makes the wolf drool to see smooth, molestable boythings. (Men, you pervs. Smooth, young looking men.) Okay, I can do that too. I'm not excessively hairy, so a razor alone more than took care of my chest and stomach hair. (I love the way my stomach looks all bare and smoooooooth) I've shaved down below too, so that's good. I think the nair might help with a few of the harder to reach areas, but that comes later.
So, my legs are so hairy it's like I'm furred. It's not gross though, it looks just fine, and the hair is actually very soft. Or was.
You see, my beautiful leg fur is gone. Okay, I can deal. Hell, the smooth skin thing is a nice feel, even if it looks a bit odd on me still. My nether regions are all smooth and clean, which I like now. That's all good. What is not all good, is
The unholy hell that nair has wreaked upon my supple skin!
Ahem. It's left me with a few red and splotchy spots. Two are in places that I really dislike. One is a place that I dislike just slightly less. That last one is really uncomfrtable. Or was. Today I feel really good. The tingly crap is mostly gone, and the itchy burning redness is on it's way out. I've been chemical burnt in two spots though. It's very minor and very small in area. My inner left thigh has a kidney sized area that has tiny little red scabs that will likely be gone by this weekend. I'm no longer in pain or real discomfort. I can deal. If what I just typed somehow disgusted you or grossed you out -- deal. They're just tiny scabs, man!
So, certain people will soon get smooth pictures of a blue haired goat. Yay!
.end, mothafukka.
I won't post pictures here. Hell, I don't have any of it. If I'm asked though, I'll work on getting some. Maybe in my slinky ass new pvc pants that Straif pretty much got me for Christmas. The adorable, lovable, wonderful jerk. I couldn't get him anything for Christmas, so he goes out and gets me a slew of stuff. I love all the gifts, but was left feeling like a prick for not having anything to give back but much rubbing and grinding.
In any case, and more back to the topic at hand; I've also had my very first, and likely last experience with Nair. I got onto this smooth kick since it makes the wolf drool to see smooth, molestable boythings. (Men, you pervs. Smooth, young looking men.) Okay, I can do that too. I'm not excessively hairy, so a razor alone more than took care of my chest and stomach hair. (I love the way my stomach looks all bare and smoooooooth) I've shaved down below too, so that's good. I think the nair might help with a few of the harder to reach areas, but that comes later.
So, my legs are so hairy it's like I'm furred. It's not gross though, it looks just fine, and the hair is actually very soft. Or was.
You see, my beautiful leg fur is gone. Okay, I can deal. Hell, the smooth skin thing is a nice feel, even if it looks a bit odd on me still. My nether regions are all smooth and clean, which I like now. That's all good. What is not all good, is
The unholy hell that nair has wreaked upon my supple skin!
Ahem. It's left me with a few red and splotchy spots. Two are in places that I really dislike. One is a place that I dislike just slightly less. That last one is really uncomfrtable. Or was. Today I feel really good. The tingly crap is mostly gone, and the itchy burning redness is on it's way out. I've been chemical burnt in two spots though. It's very minor and very small in area. My inner left thigh has a kidney sized area that has tiny little red scabs that will likely be gone by this weekend. I'm no longer in pain or real discomfort. I can deal. If what I just typed somehow disgusted you or grossed you out -- deal. They're just tiny scabs, man!
So, certain people will soon get smooth pictures of a blue haired goat. Yay!
.end, mothafukka.