My dad: also the most ridiculous dude on earth. He sent me an oversized t-shirt he screenprinted with approximately a zillion frogs. It's kind of precious and ridiculous. I still don't know why he bought a t-shirt press, but it seems to make him happy ( Read more... )

I HAVE TIM-TAMS AND COFFEE. SO MANY TIM TAM SLAMS! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

MY BROTHER >>>>>>> EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH

My brother is so ridiculous ( Read more... )

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I haven't checked my friendslist since sometime Thursday, so I'm trying to slog through that ( Read more... )

I've been running pretty much non-stop for... 72 hours or so? I think I've have about six hours of sleep since Thursday and it wasn't even all at once ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, Pete Wentz! I will never fail to be amused that we share it. You may be 29 now but the thought that someone actually found you mature enough to marry and procreate with will always fill me with wretched amusement ( Read more... )

Let's just call this the "I hang out with tiny kid things all day, I can't help it if they're adorable" post. It's been a long time coming ( Read more... )

My sister's probably gonna want to know why her baby is blue when she gets home, isn't she? At least he didn't stick the marker in his mouth. And he hasn't eaten any paper today so I count it as a win overall. 8-month-olds? Have much better reach than you wish they had ( Read more... )

My lil sis turns 18 today, so happy birthday Zoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe!