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[k_ent]

I can tell you all care hugely, as in not at all, but I'm fine. I remember stuff. And some of you are in big trouble, you lying sods (I mean you, Stebbins, you owe me five sickles

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[k_ent]

Mine is all swooshy. I said that. I mean, it swishes really well and charms should be a cinch. I want to try it out. Really, really, really badly.

Maybe with this wand I can toast you in a duel, what do you reckon?

[private to Pansy]

I didn't do anything except fall on you and probably squash you. So no, you're not. I'm just happy you're okay.

[k_ent]

That's ages, and I'll go mad from waiting. And what if something nasty happens in the hols? I don't even know if I can make this thing jelly-legs or anything. I'm doomed.

[private to Pansy]

Yeah, but I reckon I won. I mean, I'm here, and it's all broken.

[k_ent]

Oh, come on, you know it totally could. And yeah? Adrian bought me books. You can practice if you want but I get to research.

[private to Pansy]

Good thing for you I'm solid. More solid, anyway. This time last year I reckon the castle would have gone right through and squished you too.

[k_ent]

Well, I'm going to think about it because if it does happen then I'm screwed. I need to learn karate or something.

Oh, fine. Be better than me at absolutely everything, see if I care.

[private to Pansy]

Well, next time you need someone to protect you from Buildings Gone Wrong, I'll be here. Or there. Or something.

[k_ent]

Yeah, for self defence. And for beating up ninjas. It's wicked cool.

And no, that's not fair. I didn't know there were charms for that. Can you do mine? Can they be black?

[private to Pansy]

Really? Permanently or did he get better?

[k_ent]

To go with the eyeliner, of course, why do you think?

[private to Pansy]

Oh. That's so weird.

[k_ent]

Glossy, to go with the vinyl, I reckon. Maybe sparkles. Do you reckon I can get lipstick to match?

[private to Pansy]

Okay, now you have to tell me.

[private to Pansy]

[k_ent]

About the vinyl? It's black and it's shiny and it looks all wet but it's not, and in this case it's trousers and you wouldn't believe how tight they are on Adrian, honestly. Have to steal them back off him.

And yeah, cool. Are they creepy? I like creepy.