Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [45/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 45: Rumors and Wine
December 22, Monday, 3:09PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Yunbi has signed in
Jaesicle: Omo...
Yunbi: You okay, Joongie?
Jaesicle: No, honey, not at all! But I have to be strong...
Yunbi: It's okay to lean on me, baby.
Jaesicle: You're so sweet, Yunnie~<333 I'll have to borrow your shoulder after I speak with my Chunnie. I know I'll need it.
Yunbi: What's been going on with Junsu and Yoochun? The bipolar tension between those two is giving me a headache.
Jaesicle: I know! First, they're fighting and clawing at each other like angry, wet cats and now...nothing. Not even a single glance toward each other. And ever since the fighting stopped, Chunnie has looked simply deathly.
Yunbi: Junsu hasn't spoken to me in forever.
Jaesicle: He's ignoring me too, baby... Oh, this is all too much.
Yunbi: Something big definitely happened. Didn't you say you were going to force those two to talk to each other a few days ago?
Jaesicle: Yes....... And right after I tricked them into chatting together, they're even worse off...
Yunbi: It's not your fault, Joongie! Your heart was in the right place.
Jaesicle: I know, honey. But...I don't want our friendship to fall apart like this...
Yunbi: I know...
Jaesicle: But once Chunnie logs on, he'll definitely tell us what happened. Even if I have to cyberly beat it out of him >:|
Yunbi: Yeah...after that, I've got something to tell you guys, too. Something pretty important.
Yunbi: Oh, can you hold on for a second, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Okay, baby.
Jaesicle: Omona, what's taking him so long~?
Yunbi: I'm back.
Jaesicle: What happened, sweety? I thought you had something important to tell me.
Yunbi: Sorry, pumpkin. Leeteuk just came in to ask me a bunch of questions. He's getting antsy.
Jaesicle: Why is the class vice president at your house, baby?
Yunbi: I'm not actually home. I'm using the computer lab at the school
Jaesicle: What? Why??
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Yunho????
Jaesicle: Yunho!!!
Yunbi: Ah! Sorry, Jae. One more moment, please?
Jaesicle: Aigooo!
Yunbi: Okay, I'm back. Leeteuk won't quit coming in and out asking me about the meeting. I'm so sorry!
Jaesicle: What meeting, Yunnie bear? What's going on??
Yunbi: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. I called the student council together for a mandatory meeting. It's too crucial an issue to wait til after the break.
Jaesicle: *gasp* Is the Death Candy not selling well? :o It's okay, Yunnie bear~ You can wait til next Halloween.
Yunbi: .....................No. It's not that......
Jaesicle: *gasp* I'm sorry! I know you're still sensitive about that matter....
Yunbi: No, no....it's fine.... I'll just tell you when Yoochun logs on
***Chunderful has signed in
Yunbi: And there he is.
Jaesicle: Chunnie!!
Chunderful: Ssup?
Yunbi: Ssup?
Chunderful: Wwhat up jaee? Youwanned t chat?
Yunbi: What's up with your spelling, man?
Jaesicle: ...Yoochun, are you okay?
Chunderful: fUcking dandy. U OK?
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: What's wrong with you??
Jaesicle: Chunnie...tell me what's wrong, baby...
Chunderful: Nuthingg. i told u im fuckingdandy. Fucking Daandy. Ha!
Yunbi: So...about you and Junsu...?
Chunderful: ......
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: boke up..
Yunbi: Huh?
Jaesicle: You broke up?
Chunderful: Forever, jay. forevr.
Jaesicle: What happened that time I made you and Junsu chat? Please, tell me, Chunnie. You're scaring me...
Jaesicle: Chunnie?
Jaesicle: You still there?
Yunbi: Where'd he go?
Jaesicle: Omg CHUNNIE!?
Chunderful: I chased himoff
Chunderful: He wantd to chase me off. But I chase him offf. And now hes gone
Jaesicle: You chased him off? How? What does that mean?
Chunderful: I love him. i told himm i love him
Yunbi: Whoa.
Jaesicle: OMONA! THAT'S why you two haven't been speaking to each other????
Chunderful: I lov him
Jaesicle: Yes, baby, I know...
Yunbi: That's...that's harsh, man.
Chunderful: shit ilov him so bad
Jaesicle: Chunnie, I know you must be heartbroken...but why are you acting like this? This isn't like you...
Chunderful: Were ishe?
Jaesicle: Omg, I'm such a horrible person. I don't even know, Chunnie...
Yunbi: What did he say??
Jaesicle: He said 'Where is he?'
Yunbi: Oh...
Yunbi: I have no idea, either. I've tried calling him at home and his parents kept picking up. Even they've lost track of him these past few days. I've never heard them so freaked out. His mom was near tears.
Jaesicle: My poor Susu! What could he be doing out there all alone? I hope he's not...
Yunbi: I don't know... As class president, I hear a lot of the gossip that goes on around school and gossip about Junsu has dropped. I've only heard a few reports about Junsu being seen aimlessly wandering around the school campus even though classes have ended, but other than that, he's basically dropped off the radar.
Jaesicle: Omo!
Yunbi: Well, at least that means he's probably not...you know...out entertaining himself...
Jaesicle: .......I don't know whether to say that's a good or a bad thing.
Yunbi: I know... Especially considering what's going on right now...
Jaesicle: What?? What else is going on right now?! What does it have to do with Susu??!
Yunbi: It's that thing I wanted to tell you about. But I dunno, Yoochun doesn't really seem to be with us right now...
Jaesicle: OMG, Chunnie!?!? You still there?? Don't leave me again!!
Chunderful: Dam i wanna barf
Jaesicle: ............
Jaesicle: Park Yoochun, are you drunk?
Chunderful: like a mutherfuker. haha
Jaesicle: YOOCHUN!
Yunbi: You're underaged!
Jaesicle: Is this any way to handle grief???? I've always told you to come to me when you're upset but instead you go and inebriate yourself?!? You're being tremendously irresponsible!!
Chunderful: ifeel numb. god it feels good.
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Chunnie...you need to get out of the house. You can't let your mother see you like this.
Chunderful: i stole mmoms wine. im in truble. hhaha
Jaesicle: Which is exactly why you need to leave! When is she coming back home? I'll come pick you up and we can take a walk around the park to clear your head.
Yunbi: Um, that won't work...
Jaesicle: Yunnie, I know he's a stumbling, drunk high school student, but I'll take care of him! There isn't much security in the park and we could just sit by a tree, we wouldn't have to walk.
Chunderful: i dunt wanna walk i want jnsu
Yunbi: No, not that. Half the school is going to be in the park.
Jaesicle: Is there a school activity? What could they possibly be doing on Christmas break?
Yunbi: Actually.... It's that thing I was telling you about... There's going to be a big fight.
Jaesicle: Omo!
Yunbi: And Junsu's little brother is in it.
Jaesicle: OMO!!!!!!!! But Changmin's such a gentle, sweet boy!! Why would he be involved in such a thing??!!
Yunbi: I heard all this from the class secretary only yesterday. Apparently, Changmin's bullying problem has escalated and one of his peers called him out to make matters worse.
Jaesicle: Omomomomomoooo!! And you said this is happening now!??!
Yunbi: According to my source, it's scheduled to happen in a few minutes. Maybe half an hour.
Jaesicle: Omg, we have to help him!!
Chunderful: i neede moer booze
Jaesicle: ...Chunnie...
Yunbi: Yoochun is in no condition to be left alone and I don't need you getting involved in something like this and getting hurt.
Jaesicle: Well, what do you suppose I do, Yunho?! I can't just sit back and do nothing. Minnie could be on his way to the park right now!
Yunbi: I know, I know, baby, but you have to trust me.
Jaesicle: Then you help him, Yunnie. Pleeeaase. I know you and Minnie aren't on the best terms but you haaaave to help him!
Yunbi: Of course, Joongie! My responsibility comes way before some petty disagreement I may have with the kid. That's why I've organized this meeting. Speaking of, I'm gonna have to log out and start it soon. I can hear more people gathering out in the hallway and I think that's Leeteuk behind me again.
Yunbi: Leeteuk, I know you're being nosy and reading this over my shoulder so, GO AWAY. I'll tell you more in a second but right now I'm talking to my boyfriend. Which means I will be ignoring you. No offense, man.
Jaesicle: I don't understand....
Yunbi: I'm going to talk to the rest of the student council and some of the faculty about this bullying problem at our school. It can't be tolerated and as class president, I plan to put an end to it. Soon.
Jaesicle: Yunnie~ <3
Jaesicle: So...while you're having this meeting, what's going to happen to Minnie? Is he just going to become an example of what needs to stop? Isn't there any other way?
Yunbi: Trust me, Joongie. I've got it handled. Just promise me you won't go anywhere near the park today.
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: Jaejoong!
Jaesicle: Fine... I have to take care of Yoochun, anyway.
Chunderful: mins in troubL?
Jaesicle: Yes, poor Changmin is in trouble, baby. And you and I are going to sit in our comfortable homes and wait while that boy gets traumatized for life in a fight he can't handle.
Yunbi: Baby, you said you'd trust me...
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: I know, Yunnie.
Chunderful: hes gonna git fucked up. damn
Jaesicle: Oh goodness......
Yunbi: Isn't it crazy how it's come this far? My source tells me a huge portion of the school is going to go and watch and I've even got a list of specific names. Hyukjae is on the list....
Chunderful: fuking damn basterd needs a foot shovedup his shitter. ill kill him i,ll kill im
Jaesicle: Chunnie, no. Yunnie said to stay put...
Yunbi: And that's exactly what you're going to do.
Jaesicle: I know! I'm just...frustrated. Why can't you hold the meeting tomorrow and help Changmin now before he gets hurt? I don't understand.
Yunbi: Trust me...
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: Please.
Jaesicle: I do. I trust you.
Chunderful: howfukcingsweet
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: no, don stop cuz of me. keep going. goahead and mak cyber love in front of me. i dont care
Jaesicle: I'm coming over as soon as possible, honey. If your mother comes home before I get to you, stay in your room, okay? And hide the wine.
Chunderful: u love him. u love him dn't you?
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Yes. I love Yunho very much.
Chunderful: how faaaaaaawking lucky
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: Im hapy for you. i am.
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: But why is yur love so bueatiful and mine hurts so much?
Jaesicle: Oh, baby...
Jaesicle: Yunho, tell him it's going to be okay. I know he's drunk but he needs reassurance right now.
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Yunnie?
Chunderful: hegot jacked! hahaha
Jaesicle: Yunnie! Where are you???
Yunbi: Oh shit.
Jaesicle: Yunho!!!!! You never curse!
Yunbi: YOu remmember when i said Leeteuk was behind me earleir???
Chunderful: ha. now ur spelling sux. join teh club
Jaesicle: Yunnie, what's going on now??
Yunbi: Sorry, my hands are shaking........... Oh shit, oh shit....
Jaesicle: Breathe deep and tell me. Although, I don't know how much more I can take...
Yunbi: Okay... Remember when I said Junsu had been seen wandering around the school?
Jaesicle: Yes...
Yunbi: Well apparently, that rumor is true. And that wasn't Leeteuk behind me just then. Crap, crap!!
Jaesicle: ......Wait. You're telling me Junsu was just with you?? In the computer lab at school??? Just now!?!?
Chunderful: su...
Yunbi: Yes! I think he read some of our conversation over my shoulder. And he didn't seem pleased by what he read...
Jaesicle: Omg!!! Stop him!!! Pin him down, tie a rope around him, do SOMETHING!!
Yunbi: I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry. I didn't know! I thought it was Leeteuk coming to bother me for a third time, so I didn't bother turning around. And I only turned and noticed it was Junsu this time when he freaking kicked a chair across the room and stormed out.
Jaesicle: .....Omo....omomomoomOMO! What could he possibly have read?!
Yunbi: Well, I was explaining the meeting to you when I heard the door open. And I stopped chatting after Junsu exploded...
Jaesicle: ......No......all we were talking about was Changmin...
Yunbi: Yeah, I know.
Jaesicle: ....No. No, no, no, no! He thinks we were all spending our free time worrying about his little brother while he's off depressed and doing who knows what. Omg, he thinks we're horrible friends who don't care about him!
Yunbi: And the worst part is, he disappeared again. I don't know where he went after he left....
Yunbi: And OMG, NOW the real Leeteuk wants to bother me again! GO AWAY, LEETEUK!
Chunderful: he hatess all of us now
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Call his cell
Yunbi: You know as well as I do he's had it turned off for three days straight.
Jaesicle: Then tell Leeteuk to look for him. Tell the whole student council to look for him!
Jaesicle: Are you reading this, Leeteuk??? Go find Junsu! Go find my baby!
Yunbi: We have to stay calm, Jae. Junsu can take care of himself.
Jaesicle: Yes, because he's taken such good care of himself in the past, Yunho!
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: shit I neeed morr booze
Jaesicle: Yunnieeee, I don't know what to do anymore...
Yunbi: I promise right after the meeting, I'll look for him. We can look for him together, okay?
Chunderful: i no where su is
Jaesicle: Where?! Is there a place he goes when he's upset!? Tell me!
Chunderful: whenI close my eyes he,s in my dreams
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie....
Yunbi: He's gonna be okay, Jaejoong. I've known Junsu for a long time and he won't do anything crazy.
Jaesicle: Are you sure....?
Yunbi: I'm positive. The worst he could do is revert back to his usual behavior...
Jaesicle: I don't want that...
Yunbi: Neither do I. But we have to stay calm and be patient, okay, Joongie?
Jaesicle: Okay...
Yunbi: Alright. While I hold this meeting, you take Yoochun for a walk around the block or something and wait for him to sober up. I'll meet up with you guys afterward and we'll find Junsu, okay?
Jaesicle: Okay...
Yunbi: You gonna be okay, baby?
Jaesicle: I...I feel so helpless...
Yunbi: I'll take good care of you, okay?
Jaesicle: I know you will.
Jaesicle: Thank you...
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: I'll text you when the meeting's over
Jaesicle: Please, hurry.
Yunbi: I'll try.
Chunderful: ohshizz i'm def gonna barf
***Chunderful has signed out
Jaesicle: Please, please, hurry...
Yunbi: Everything's going to be fine, Jae.
Jaesicle: Okay, baby...
***Jaesicle has signed out
Yunbi: I hope...
***TeukieTime has signed in
TeukieTime: So, I'm BOTHERING you, am I???
Yunbi: WTH??????
TeukieTime: I don't appreciate you getting snippy with me, Yunho. And tell your boyfriend you might be his bitch but he can't tell me what to do. Hmph!
Yunbi: LEETEUK, get out of the computer lab!!! This is your fault!
TeukieTime: You're still being snippy!
Yunbi: Aggghh!
***Yunbi has signed out
TeukieTime: No manners whatsoever!
***TeukieTime has signed out
Chapter 46-------------------------
*smacks Teukie*
This chapter was kinda hard. >.>
I'm sorry for all teh angst. I blame the skittles my muse has been throwing at me! T_T But wanna know something? My muse is running out of angst!skittles fast... <3
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