Dear Diary~ [Page 60 - Junsu]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [59/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Junsu's Diary~
Dear Diary,
Okay, before I start this entry, Diary, I have to write down Zombie Yunho's emotions.
Sorry.
For whatever reason, he doesn't want to write in his own diary, so he's been going around asking the rest of us to write down his thoughts for him. So here goes:
Zombie Yunho went to the bathroom today, Diary. He was feeling a lot of tension as he has been lately and he needed a fresh release. Of course, after he peed, all was good again. Jaejoong's curry is hot. Budgeting is hard. Blah blah, I'm a zombie. Blah.
Good, Diary? If I may say, since you are MINE, Diary, Zombie Yunho would never ever have tension again if he would only abolish the Law and spend some time alone with Jaejoong in their room. Or perhaps it'd better if they rented a hotel. I mean, Yoochun and I haven't tried having sex in their bed yet, so with them out of the way, we could explore all sexual opportunities.
Diary. Maybe...Yoochun and I...could rent a hotel.
Like...now. With the Law still in place.
The Law only says we can't be within something, something meters away from our apartment building. So........
Omo. I'm so excited.
Omo. Yoochun just walked in.
Ooooooh. He's staring at me.
Ooooooh. He gives me shivers when he does that. Good shivers. The kind that make me want to give him some good shivers back. And then we can just shiver together. Ooooooh.
He's licking his lips.
Dear lord, I want to jump on him right now in the middle of the living room.
Am I usually this horny, Diary? I don't think so. At least not before I started going out with Yoochun. Junho says I'm easily impressionable. Like a child, but I don't agree. Hmph. What does he know? And Hyukjae says Yoochun is a bad influence, but I absolutely see no reason why HE has the right to say that. No one has seen him or Donghae leave their house in five weeks.
He wasn't always like that, Diary. Like....nonexistent. Hyukjae used to be normal before he moved in with Donghae. And now....it's frightening to go over there. I can't even call him anymore without getting weird moaning in the background...
...
Yoochun is letting his hair grow out again.
That makes me want to moan just thinking about it.
Yoochun with long hair is like...like...Yoochun with long hair. Oh so sexy.
Okay, so I'm not as good with words as Tablo. His rap is getting pretty popular since it's gotten so many plays on the radio. Catchy and meaningful.
Yo, yo, my Yunho
You know it's too low
To forego that tuna roll.
Ahhh, my hyung is so lucky. He gets to die and have cool songs dedicated to him and then spread all over the Korean Peninsula.
Oh, but I'm even luckier. I have Yoochun to write songs for me every day. We can't have sex right afterwards like we used to but it still gives me butterflies inside.
Speaking of butterflies--
Oh my...look at his Adam's apple...
Distractions!
Must distract myself....Stupid Law.
Speaking of butterflies, when is Changmin going to get any?
Yoochun said he devised an awesome plan the other day that should've sent Changmin into the arms of his next potential lover. Shouldn't he be banging someone right now? Well if he does, then he needs to tell us all right away, because Zombie Yunho needs to know so he can officially take down the Law.
Maybe I'll follow Changmin around for a while with a camera just to make sure he doesn't give or receive oral or something in secret. Things like this shouldn't been hidden. That is what Yoochun and I firmly believe~
Okay...okay now he's....he's unbuckling his pants...and he's just...sitting there...on the other side of the couch...and looking at me.........not doing anything......just.....looking......at................me..............
I need to take a cold, cold shower, Diary.
~Blue Ballin' Su
Next diary coming soon~ Page 59 - Yunho || Page 61 - Changmin
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Oh, the Yoosu tension! >3
This ficcy is quite long, isn't it? :D
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