Dear Diary~ [Page 54 - Changmin]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91!
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [54/??] I mean...there's not much plot so I'll probably just go with it. xDD
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Dear Diary,
I've never seen black magic before.
But...
Junsu's pants...
I'm a little scared.
So, Junsu has been really whiny lately. One part because Yunho won't buy him a coloring book or something.
Two parts because Yunho won't buy paper for the printer anymore and Junsu can't print out anything to color from the internet.
Three parts because Yunho forbids him and everyone else to have sex in this apartment. (I'm quite pleased, actually. Finally.)
And thirteen parts because Junsu is Junsu and he never ever shuts up.
But now his pants keep disappearing and he's on the brink of tears.
I've peaked in his closet. Only one more pair left...
So Jaejoong and I went on a mission: Mission Jants. (Junsu's pants)
We took Junsu's last pair of pants and put them in the washing machine with the rest of the load. My job was to keep all eyes on the pants to make darn sure those jokers went INTO the washing machine and came out alive.
Jaejoong's job was to apply the appropriate amount of detergent and decide whether to use the normal cycle or permanent press.
And so I watched Jaejoong put all our clothes plus Junsu's last pair of pants into the washing machine. I didn't even blink. That was tough. Really tough. Like, I started crying and Jaejoong thought maybe my job was too tough for me and almost called Yoochun to come do my job but we both knew Yoochun would only either get really distracted by the wallpaper or salvage Junsu's pants for himself and stick it in his Su Shrine I just know he's got to have lying around somewhere. And then Junsu really wouldn't have anymore pants to wear. Ever.
And so me and Jaejoong waited for the load to finish. We stayed in that God forsaken laundry room and talked about seashells for thirty-five minutes. (Oh, trust me, Diary. Me and Jaejoong can have a conversation about ANYTHING.)
And when the load was done, my socks were there. Yunho's wife beater and favorite yellow bath towel were in there. Jaejoong's jacket was in there. (I think he got it from the Junior's section. Like, the girls' Junior's section... It's sky blue with a fluffy cloud over one chest. Should I ask him about that...?) All Yoochun's V-neck shirts were there. Even Junsu's scrappy T-shirts were there.
But that one pair of pants....
Gone.
Me and Jaejoong just stood there staring into the washing machine for about twenty minutes before I had to leave to make myself a sandwich. It calmed my nerves.
And then Jaejoong got mad later that I made the sandwich myself rather than asking him to make it for me, but that's beside the point.
Witch craft.
It's the only logical conclusion.
That or...
That laundry room really is cursed by a demon.
I blame Jihoon hyung.
He's a bad landlord. Really and truly. He still hasn't fixed that rat problem in the laundry room even though Yunho keeps calling him about it.
I mean, how can someone be so cruel? Yunho even works with the man at the dance studio and he still refuses to do anything about the demon rats living in the laundry room.
Actually, I have no idea if the rats are the reason why the laundry room is haunted. It's just a hypothesis. That and Junsu's pants just might hold black magic within their pockets.
I have an essay due in my Philosophy class next week. Maybe I should write about this.
So now Junsu has no pants.
Wait... No, Diary! That sounded wrong. Um, he's wearing pants now. Like, currently. Yoochun had to lend him some.
He can't borrow mine or Yunho's because our pants are too long for him and Jaejoong doesn't want his pants stretched out anymore. Man, Junsu has a huge butt. I'm glad my legs are too long for him...
Someone has to take him shopping for more pants. I think Yunho should do it. His wallet's the thickest, right? Junsu can get whatever pants he wants and then maybe he'll stop complaining for all of four seconds.
But I think either Jaejoong or Yoochun or both will drag him to the mall pretty soon. We all know Junsu's shopping skills are hilarious. Hilarious in a bad way.
All I know is I'm not taking him. Maybe after he's done restocking his pants collection I'll play soccer with him later but I refuse to go shopping with him. I shop alone. It's peaceful. Junsu is not. Got it?
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Junsu has to wash his pants at Eunhyuk's house from now on. I mean when he gets some pants of his own and not Yoochun's.
Part of me wants to laugh and the other part wants to not care and outline a picture of a bunny on a blank piece of paper so he'll have something to fricking color.
I've got to do something about the hyung with the giant butt.
Always loud.
Always whining.
Always having sex with Yoochun. (Thank you, Yunho)
Always being groped by Yoochun.
Always losing his pants.
Always winning at soccer.
Always bragging about it.
Always winning at video games.
Always bragging about it.
Always losing at Tetris.
Always whining at me because I rock at Tetris.
Always leaving the cover up on the toilet seat.
Always picking on me because I'm a man living with men and I worry about leaving the cover up on the toilet seat.
Always laughing at me when I say, "That's how my mother raised me." And it's true.
Always laughing stupidly.
Always burning the rice in a fricking rice cooker when he has to make us dinner when Jaejoong is too sore to cook hanging out with friends somewhere and can't cook for us. (It's funny. As of late, Jaejoong hasn't been claiming to be too sore to do stuff. I wonder why.)
Always messing with his hair.
Always messing with my hair.
Always pretending to be cute so stupid Yunho hyung can let him shower first.
Always stomping down the hallway. He could walk. Walk. Peacefully. Lead foot.
Don't get me wrong.
I like my hyungs.
I just don't respect them.
Well, Yunho's an exception. He's my favorite.
Jaejoong is an exception, too. He cooks. And he's nice when he's not sore. Which has thankfully not been a lot lately.
But he's been acting kind of weird.
Oh, wait. He's Jaejoong. So I guess he's been acting normal...for him.
He keeps telling people about me.
Like sometimes when he's talking on the phone with Heechul or something, he asks if he's hanging out with anyone else at the time and if he is currently, then he makes whoever is in the background speak on the phone and he starts rambling about me. Does that make sense, Diary? Okay. It goes something like this:
Jaejoong: So, ah, Heechul.
Heechul: Yo, man!
Jaejoong: Whacha doin?
Heechul: Hangin, yo!
Jaejoong: Why are you talking like that?
Heechul: Why not, yo?
Jaejoong: ...Good point. Yo!
Heechul: Yo!
Jaejoong: This is Jae-Dizzle! Is there no peepz over with you hangin at your house-dizzle??
Heechul: Yo! Mithra, yo!
Jaejoong: Yo! Put him on, yo!
Heechul: Why, yo?!
Jaejoong: Why not, yo?!
Heechul: Aight! Yo, Mithra!
Mithra: Hello? Who is this?
Jaejoong: Yo, Jae-Dizzle, yo!
Mithra: ...Please don't do that, Jaejoong.
Jaejoong: Why not, yo?!
Mithra: It's... Okay, whatever. What do you want?
Jaejoong: Do you like your men short or tall?
Mithra: ....WHAT?
Jaejoong: I'm just sayin, yo! My homedog Changmin is tall and luscious. Sounds tasty, right, yo?!
Mithra: Jaejoong, I've met Changmin before... Are you trying to hook me up with him?
Jaejoong: Hey, yo, M-dog-
Mithra: Don't call me that.
Jaejoong: -I'm not saying you gotta get all freaky-deaky up in meh dongsaeng and all but I'm just sayin...
Mithra: ...What are you saying?
Jaejoong: ...Man, this isn't working. Put Heechul back on.
Mirtha: ...Okay.
I was sitting on the couch with him the whole time he had that conversation.
Why?
Why did he randomly advertise my tall lusciousness? Right in front of me? He doesn't usually. Not that he's not proud of my tall lusciousness. He gets to brag that I've grown the way I am now because of his food that helped me grow big and strong. But still...was that necessary?
Favorite yet stupid hyung is going out. I think I'll tag along. The only other people in the house right now are Jaejoong and Yoochun and I don't think I can stand both of them at the same time right now. I've got a headache. Really. Agghh.
Yes! Yunho's going grocery shopping. I know he has his whole policy about not grocery shopping with more than one of us at a time but me and him are tame. We can go to the super market without destroying it.
That one time I had that accident with Jaejoong in the super market was not my fault. He started it.
But I can totally do Yunho.
...Okay. Again. That did not sound right.
I meant I can totally stand Yunho.
...
Nope. Don't think that sounded dirty. Ha! I can tame thee, Korean language~
Anyway.
Going grocery shopping with Yunho!
Need to remind him to get some more of almost all the vegetables in the super market (I'm super healthy! Ha!) and about five bottles of that seasoning I know Jaejoong likes to use. And maybe a couple of gallons of milk. Strong bones~ And we need flour, too. And, um, I'd like some more vitamin supplements. And more, more, more, MORE beef. (I love meat! Ha!) And, oh! We need some more more cereal. I can never decide between Lucky Charms or Cinnamon Toast Crunch so I'll see if Yunho will get me both. And maybe some Fruit Loops for Junsu. He's already lost his pants. He doesn't need to be cereal deprived. That would depress me... We also need some more rice and pork and spatulas and...
~Maximum Min
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