Dear Diary~ [Page 33 - Changmin]
[Page 33 - Changmin] Dong bang Blackout! >.< And I'm playing around with my format! Hope you don't mind the change in font... (Stupid post too large...)
Dear Diary,
I HATE EVERYONE!!!!
Yoochun: Because he keeps rubbing his stupid fricking relationship with stupid fricking big butt Junsu in my stupid fricking face!
Jaejoong: Because he went crazy and totally KILLED the electricity!!
Yunho: For yelling at everybody for blaming Jaejoong for KILLING the electricity!
Junsu: ….Just because! He’s Junsu!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Diary, right now I have to juggle you, this pen and a flashlight to be able to express my horrible, exploding, catastrophic feelings right now.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Who cares if there’s a thunderstorm raging over our heads right now? It’s still all Jaejoong’s fault that there’s a blackout terrorizing the entire building!
He went insane.
Just because Yoochun took the dinner he made this evening (that he knew we weren’t going to eat, so I don’t see why he even bothered) and smeared it all on the walls, table and floor and told Jaejoong to clean it up or lick it up, whatever he chose, does not mean he has to go ape-mad and start screaming at the top of his lungs.
I am not lying to you right now, Diary. He looked at the mess all over the walls and just fell to his knees and started screaming. Like. An. Animal.
Ugh. His voice is still echoing in my head. Usually his voice is so soothing. I think I’m going to have a headache, for, um, life.
Oh, yeah and because of him, I can’t go into my own bedroom so I can sleep off this horrible night.
After Jaejoong lost his mind, he…lost his mind some more.
I watched that crazed look in his eyes as he took the chairs from the kitchen table and slung them across the room. I mean he threw those jokers. Like, if Junsu’s butt had come in contact with any of them while they were still in mid-air, he’d go down a boxer size. (That butt is the only reason his boxers are bigger than mine. The only reason…)
And then he took all the stuff out of the fridge and (this hurts my heart) just tossed them everywhere like a food-flinging free-for-all.
That really does hurt my soul. I’ve been suffering bad enough not eating a proper meal for the last…whenever. For the sake of punishing that stupid guy, I ate ramen noodles and cereal for. So. Long. I’m surprised I didn’t go crazy. And there Jaejoong was wasting perfectly good food all over the kitchen. I want to cry.
But I’m too PISSED to cry!
And then he tore into the living room and started throwing around cushions. I’m sitting on a cushion-less couch, Diary. Now my BUTT is sad.
Oh, but the chaos didn’t end there. By this time, Yunho was all worked up while the rest of us just kind of shouted at the maniac to stop and stood back to watch in horror. He kept trying to grab at Jaejoong to make him stop, but he’s just too fast. I know because of one touch.
You should have seen him. Banging on the walls like a child with disciplinary problems and Yunho running after him shouting.
I know the whole apartment was freaked out by the noise, but only Jonghyun was brave enough to venture up the stairs and ask us what was up. (The lights were still on then. So, when Jonghyun had to go back downstairs, I’m sure he didn’t have to blindly kill himself on the dark steps as further proof that Jaejoong just needs to cease to exist.)
My favorite vase is broken! I mean, I don’t have a particular emotional connection with the vase, but it was nice and it was always the first thing you see when you walk into the living room. Stupid flailing Jaejoong…
Oh, yeah. Ape-Jaejoong did some damage in the living room. I’m looking at it right now in the, ahem, PITCH BLACK GLOOMINESS and it is not pretty. Glass strewn everywhere, cushions with the fluffy stuff on the inside coming out, chairs in the wrong place tipped over on the floor.
And the other four. We’re all just spread out in here right now because we CAN’T ACCESS THE REST OF OUR APARTMENT.
I’ll tell you about how it got dark and how the hallway is now in complete ruin later.
Right now, Yoochun is cuddled up with Junsu sharing a flashlight between themselves while they play with each other. Yoochun is….ugh.
I thought we were growing closer these past few days, but…I guess this proves that the more doses of Junsu you receive a day, the more loony you get.
Everywhere he goes, Junsu is by his side. It’s like he can’t function without that guy. When they sleep, when they go out, when they go shopping, when they play in the park, when they shower. EVERYWHERE.
And Yoochun is so obnoxious. (Please slap me for only realizing that NOW.)
He’s always making kissy faces with Junsu whenever I’m around. And I know I saw some butt-grabbing action I wasn’t supposed to see earlier before this whole mess started, but now he FLAUNTS Junsu’s butt in my face.
Seriously? Really? For real?? Like, do I really need to see Yoochun with his hands down Junsu’s pants and rubbing every which way and grinding on each other EVERY morning????
I think I’ve just discovered a new form of morning sickness. And I’m totally not pregnant.
And stupid Big Butt doesn’t even seem to care about their total excessive use of PDA. I’d at least expect him to make Yoochun stop when people are gawking at them. But he doesn’t do anything.
And that is why I also hate Junsu. Because. He…doesn’t do anything.
And Jaejoong…Look at him all passed out in the corner like an exhausted child who cried himself to sleep.
He didn’t have to go so far. He’s already demonstrated the complete LACK of self-control in the recent past, but tonight…he surpassed his own standards.
He cracked mirrors in the bathroom. Broke the hinges off some doors. Tore paintings and clocks off the walls and piled them in the living room.
All the while, Yunho was chasing after the psycho frantically trying to stop him from acting like a psycho. Sorry, Yunho, but you can’t teach a dog to talk and you can’t teach a whore to close his legs.
And then…
Oh, this is what makes my blood boil.
He caused the blackout.
Sure, some may blame it on the thunderstorm, but lightning does not have timing as morbidly excellent as Jaejoong.
He ran into the laundry room and started slinging around a chair like a baseball bat. Even Yunho couldn’t stop him or he would have had his head severed off.
The washing machine was still going when Jaejoong banged on it like a lunatic. The door opened on impact. And out comes Noah’s flood into the hallway and everywhere else it could reach. And out goes the lights.
I swear, it’s a disaster area back there. Yunho made us all stay in the living room for the night until we can all calm down and figure out what to do in the morning.
And now I’ve totally lost faith in Yunho who is sitting on one side of the room by himself staring obsessively out the window at the torrential rain like it’s his own reflection. Vain hyung #2.
He yelled at us.
HE.
YELLED.
AT.
US.
I thought we could trust him, but it seems like he’s just as crazy as Jaejoong. He still hasn’t spoken directly to Jaejoong after the power went out, but he’s a traitor either way.
It was totally unnecessary.
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! CAN’T YOU SEE THIS IS ALL STUPID?!”
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
“HE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE! AND HE SAID HE WAS SORRY!”
Sorry doesn’t heal my heart.
“HE EVEN MADE US MEALS FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS AS AN APOLOGY EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW WE WERE ALL TOO STUBBORN AND IDIOTIC TO EAT ANY OF IT!”
He knew we weren’t going to eat it.
“WE’RE HIS FRIENDS! RIGHT?!”
We were his friends.
“WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FORGIVE HIM! RIGHT?!”
Pfft. Like he deserves it.
“WE’RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HIM! RIGHT?!”
We need to protect ourselves from him.
“LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED TO US! I’VE NEVER HATED ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, BUT YOU GUYS ARE PUSHING ME!”
…I’d already decided a few hours ago that I hate these guys, so…whatever…
“I KNOW WHAT JAEJOONG DID WAS PATHETIC AND STUPID AND HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING EQUALLY STUPID LATER ON!”
That’s exactly my point. He doesn’t learn.
“BUT AS HIS BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD, WE HAVE TO ACCEPT HIM! NO MATTER HOW CRUDE OR INSENSITIVE HE MAY ACT!”
…What kind of friend has the ability…or patience to do that…?
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOOCHUN?! AREN’T YOU GLAD THAT YOU HAVE JUNSU RIGHT NOW?!”
Stupid, groper…
“JUNSU, COULDN’T YOU STOP CRYING OR MAKING OUT WITH YOOCHUN LONG ENOUGH TO FORGIVE JAEJOONG?! HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU!”
Yeah. Help does not include “accidental” betrayal.
“AND YOU, CHANGMIN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE MATURE THAN THIS! CAN’T YOU JUST GET OVER IT?!”
…I didn’t need that…
“AND I’M THE WORST OF ALL! HERE I AM CONFUSED AND FOLLOWING YOU INCOMPETENT JERKS, WHILE I WATCH THIS MAN’S HEART CRUMBLE INTO THE MESS YOU SEE BEFORE YOU!”
…So…?
“NONE OF US DESERVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!”
…He doesn’t deserve to be friends with us…
“DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE FUN?!”
No…
“THE FOOD?!”
No…….
“THE SUPPORT?!”
No…
“THE LOVE?!”
…
Suddenly, I don’t feel like writing anymore. Stupid flashlight is a pain. Good night, Diary…
~CM
Turn the page~ Page 32 - Jaejoong || Page 34 - Yoochun
Dear Diary,
I HATE EVERYONE!!!!
Yoochun: Because he keeps rubbing his stupid fricking relationship with stupid fricking big butt Junsu in my stupid fricking face!
Jaejoong: Because he went crazy and totally KILLED the electricity!!
Yunho: For yelling at everybody for blaming Jaejoong for KILLING the electricity!
Junsu: ….Just because! He’s Junsu!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Diary, right now I have to juggle you, this pen and a flashlight to be able to express my horrible, exploding, catastrophic feelings right now.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Who cares if there’s a thunderstorm raging over our heads right now? It’s still all Jaejoong’s fault that there’s a blackout terrorizing the entire building!
He went insane.
Just because Yoochun took the dinner he made this evening (that he knew we weren’t going to eat, so I don’t see why he even bothered) and smeared it all on the walls, table and floor and told Jaejoong to clean it up or lick it up, whatever he chose, does not mean he has to go ape-mad and start screaming at the top of his lungs.
I am not lying to you right now, Diary. He looked at the mess all over the walls and just fell to his knees and started screaming. Like. An. Animal.
Ugh. His voice is still echoing in my head. Usually his voice is so soothing. I think I’m going to have a headache, for, um, life.
Oh, yeah and because of him, I can’t go into my own bedroom so I can sleep off this horrible night.
After Jaejoong lost his mind, he…lost his mind some more.
I watched that crazed look in his eyes as he took the chairs from the kitchen table and slung them across the room. I mean he threw those jokers. Like, if Junsu’s butt had come in contact with any of them while they were still in mid-air, he’d go down a boxer size. (That butt is the only reason his boxers are bigger than mine. The only reason…)
And then he took all the stuff out of the fridge and (this hurts my heart) just tossed them everywhere like a food-flinging free-for-all.
That really does hurt my soul. I’ve been suffering bad enough not eating a proper meal for the last…whenever. For the sake of punishing that stupid guy, I ate ramen noodles and cereal for. So. Long. I’m surprised I didn’t go crazy. And there Jaejoong was wasting perfectly good food all over the kitchen. I want to cry.
But I’m too PISSED to cry!
And then he tore into the living room and started throwing around cushions. I’m sitting on a cushion-less couch, Diary. Now my BUTT is sad.
Oh, but the chaos didn’t end there. By this time, Yunho was all worked up while the rest of us just kind of shouted at the maniac to stop and stood back to watch in horror. He kept trying to grab at Jaejoong to make him stop, but he’s just too fast. I know because of one touch.
You should have seen him. Banging on the walls like a child with disciplinary problems and Yunho running after him shouting.
I know the whole apartment was freaked out by the noise, but only Jonghyun was brave enough to venture up the stairs and ask us what was up. (The lights were still on then. So, when Jonghyun had to go back downstairs, I’m sure he didn’t have to blindly kill himself on the dark steps as further proof that Jaejoong just needs to cease to exist.)
My favorite vase is broken! I mean, I don’t have a particular emotional connection with the vase, but it was nice and it was always the first thing you see when you walk into the living room. Stupid flailing Jaejoong…
Oh, yeah. Ape-Jaejoong did some damage in the living room. I’m looking at it right now in the, ahem, PITCH BLACK GLOOMINESS and it is not pretty. Glass strewn everywhere, cushions with the fluffy stuff on the inside coming out, chairs in the wrong place tipped over on the floor.
And the other four. We’re all just spread out in here right now because we CAN’T ACCESS THE REST OF OUR APARTMENT.
I’ll tell you about how it got dark and how the hallway is now in complete ruin later.
Right now, Yoochun is cuddled up with Junsu sharing a flashlight between themselves while they play with each other. Yoochun is….ugh.
I thought we were growing closer these past few days, but…I guess this proves that the more doses of Junsu you receive a day, the more loony you get.
Everywhere he goes, Junsu is by his side. It’s like he can’t function without that guy. When they sleep, when they go out, when they go shopping, when they play in the park, when they shower. EVERYWHERE.
And Yoochun is so obnoxious. (Please slap me for only realizing that NOW.)
He’s always making kissy faces with Junsu whenever I’m around. And I know I saw some butt-grabbing action I wasn’t supposed to see earlier before this whole mess started, but now he FLAUNTS Junsu’s butt in my face.
Seriously? Really? For real?? Like, do I really need to see Yoochun with his hands down Junsu’s pants and rubbing every which way and grinding on each other EVERY morning????
I think I’ve just discovered a new form of morning sickness. And I’m totally not pregnant.
And stupid Big Butt doesn’t even seem to care about their total excessive use of PDA. I’d at least expect him to make Yoochun stop when people are gawking at them. But he doesn’t do anything.
And that is why I also hate Junsu. Because. He…doesn’t do anything.
And Jaejoong…Look at him all passed out in the corner like an exhausted child who cried himself to sleep.
He didn’t have to go so far. He’s already demonstrated the complete LACK of self-control in the recent past, but tonight…he surpassed his own standards.
He cracked mirrors in the bathroom. Broke the hinges off some doors. Tore paintings and clocks off the walls and piled them in the living room.
All the while, Yunho was chasing after the psycho frantically trying to stop him from acting like a psycho. Sorry, Yunho, but you can’t teach a dog to talk and you can’t teach a whore to close his legs.
And then…
Oh, this is what makes my blood boil.
He caused the blackout.
Sure, some may blame it on the thunderstorm, but lightning does not have timing as morbidly excellent as Jaejoong.
He ran into the laundry room and started slinging around a chair like a baseball bat. Even Yunho couldn’t stop him or he would have had his head severed off.
The washing machine was still going when Jaejoong banged on it like a lunatic. The door opened on impact. And out comes Noah’s flood into the hallway and everywhere else it could reach. And out goes the lights.
I swear, it’s a disaster area back there. Yunho made us all stay in the living room for the night until we can all calm down and figure out what to do in the morning.
And now I’ve totally lost faith in Yunho who is sitting on one side of the room by himself staring obsessively out the window at the torrential rain like it’s his own reflection. Vain hyung #2.
He yelled at us.
HE.
YELLED.
AT.
US.
I thought we could trust him, but it seems like he’s just as crazy as Jaejoong. He still hasn’t spoken directly to Jaejoong after the power went out, but he’s a traitor either way.
It was totally unnecessary.
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! CAN’T YOU SEE THIS IS ALL STUPID?!”
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
“HE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE! AND HE SAID HE WAS SORRY!”
Sorry doesn’t heal my heart.
“HE EVEN MADE US MEALS FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS AS AN APOLOGY EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW WE WERE ALL TOO STUBBORN AND IDIOTIC TO EAT ANY OF IT!”
He knew we weren’t going to eat it.
“WE’RE HIS FRIENDS! RIGHT?!”
We were his friends.
“WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FORGIVE HIM! RIGHT?!”
Pfft. Like he deserves it.
“WE’RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HIM! RIGHT?!”
We need to protect ourselves from him.
“LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED TO US! I’VE NEVER HATED ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, BUT YOU GUYS ARE PUSHING ME!”
…I’d already decided a few hours ago that I hate these guys, so…whatever…
“I KNOW WHAT JAEJOONG DID WAS PATHETIC AND STUPID AND HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING EQUALLY STUPID LATER ON!”
That’s exactly my point. He doesn’t learn.
“BUT AS HIS BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD, WE HAVE TO ACCEPT HIM! NO MATTER HOW CRUDE OR INSENSITIVE HE MAY ACT!”
…What kind of friend has the ability…or patience to do that…?
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOOCHUN?! AREN’T YOU GLAD THAT YOU HAVE JUNSU RIGHT NOW?!”
Stupid, groper…
“JUNSU, COULDN’T YOU STOP CRYING OR MAKING OUT WITH YOOCHUN LONG ENOUGH TO FORGIVE JAEJOONG?! HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU!”
Yeah. Help does not include “accidental” betrayal.
“AND YOU, CHANGMIN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE MATURE THAN THIS! CAN’T YOU JUST GET OVER IT?!”
…I didn’t need that…
“AND I’M THE WORST OF ALL! HERE I AM CONFUSED AND FOLLOWING YOU INCOMPETENT JERKS, WHILE I WATCH THIS MAN’S HEART CRUMBLE INTO THE MESS YOU SEE BEFORE YOU!”
…So…?
“NONE OF US DESERVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!”
…He doesn’t deserve to be friends with us…
“DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE FUN?!”
No…
“THE FOOD?!”
No…….
“THE SUPPORT?!”
No…
“THE LOVE?!”
…
Suddenly, I don’t feel like writing anymore. Stupid flashlight is a pain. Good night, Diary…
~CM
Turn the page~ Page 32 - Jaejoong || Page 34 - Yoochun