You Were a Praying Mantis
You have the still power of a legendary warrior.
You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life? scaeily true...
Your Score: Cheezburger cat
51% Affectionate, 53% Excitable, 60% Hungry
Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
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The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by
GumOtaku on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
The Dating Persona Test OK SO I'M NOT A CAT BUT STILL
Damn also true...
You Are 60% Pure
Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.
But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.
How Pure Are You? ...*adds another padlock to secerts safe*...
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees? DAMNIT ALL TRUES....
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA...*pulls hoodie over his head more*
mmm ULIMATE SEXY WALLPAPERR
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60152262/ ok one useless journal, but I added these cuz they are all extremely reflective of myself in all ways as such.
~n0va