How are we? ....ha...we're sweet like a lemon!! YEAAAHH GANGSTAH!!
Thank you Alaina and Jelissa for the best time of my life thus far. You two are the most amazing people in my life. :) But I suppose I'll just shut my tits about all of that now.
To make a long story short...Muncie is ghetto, we met LOTS of carnies, learned a little bit about South Africa, got lost a few times, got a room at Super 8 for two nights, and had one killer time. Def a good story...good icebreaker. HA!
(I could quite literally fill my whole senior jeans with quotes, pictures, and stories of these past three days!) In order not to bore anyone, I apologize, but we had to cronicle these events for our jeans. It's just to damn funny. :D
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1) "I can hear the heat of the lightbulbs...they're making that sound whomp whomp whomp"
2) "Where is the fucking fair???"
3) "Hey thats sexual harrassment....." - Dirty dirty construction hotties
4) "Sweet as A Lemon"
5) "This town is a little 'dodgy'"
6) "Got em all lined up....havin a party at the Holiday Inn...bikinis only!!"
7) "Whose XXL blanket is this...I'm stealing it"
8) "Don't say fuck in the fucking bedroom"
9) "Look Jelissa, someone left their sick old lady shoes in the room for us........" - Katelyn
"Hey those are mine..."- Alaina
10)"I have a strobelight in my wrist!"
11) " OMG my finger was like...melting when I touched you!"
12) They (Katelyn's lips) look like a little boy's lips after he gets done sucking his momma's tit.....Like a little boy with pretty eyelashes that slipped the nip! Pouting like a little bitch."
13) What happens on the roadtrip stays on the road trip, b/c it's feasting time??!?!?"
14) "Look guys, I'm ghosting it!"
15) "I'll light anything you give me baby!"
16) "Shut you're tits!"
17) "Your fart smells like cock!"
18) "My body was just taken over by an eighty year old man in a Hugh Heffner robe, and he told me to call you Butterscotch! I can feel it in my head. He was talking through me!"
19) "I'm like a fucking Albino!" (pronounced Albeeeno) "Is that like a mexican albino?"
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Things that ARE Gangsta:
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- "Gangsta" "Lover Boy" and "2X4"
- Grant, Aanthony,.....and well NOT Quinten
- "Dontcha Dance"
- The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Frank Sinatra and Jason Mraz
- 25 case
- Every ciggarette ever smoked by Grant
- Anthony's tattoos
- Spongebob
- the hotel room
- JJ BELL!!
- Cheryl Pardue
- Subway
- girls from America
- MTV
- whistle call
- Lightin up Stacia
- ESPN the x-games
- the floor
- "Bombshells"
- the blanket
- "Letcha shoulder lean"
- Biodome
- reffah
- Indiana
- Licking your hand and slapping someone while calling the person "your bitch"
- Grant's fuzzy dice
- South African licenses
- Grant's car
- Subway
- Super 8's complimentary breakfast
- the room service ladies drinking a beer while cleaning our room, now thats a real gangsta
- the fact the air conditioner plays music
-Jelissa's.... as a matter-of-fact, yes...looks
- the mall
- smoking in bed
- making out with the guys of 2007!!
- the fact that we are the class of 2007....feared, hated, and respected...but still kicking ass
- Room 213 for life
- Three hour little old lady talk at Panera
- Jelissa <3 Quinten
- The muncie mall
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Things that are NOT Gangsta:
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- Florida
- uncircumcised weenies
- carnie body odor
- Alaina's Aunt and mother
- Super 8 Motel
- the Muncie carnival
- bleeding to death
- burning down the Super 8 Motel with a hair straightner
- South African gangs
- Beyonce
- Grant's (clown w/ Ax) tattoo
- taking naps
- 11:00 am McDonalds
- the Bloods and the Crips
- Muncie
- being broke
- Muncie's lack of hotdogs late at night
- farting while asleep
- cigarette burns on every object in the hotel room (not from Katelyn!)
- stealing a sucker for cherity
- Jiss and Katelyn's corsettes
- Mary Jane on the bible
- the chandillers in Super 8
- ppl getting Jewed out of money....
- well...just jews in general
- the toxic antifreeze seeping through the A/C in Jiss's car
- Jellisa taking a "cock" is soooooooooo not gangsta
- finding an ash covered bible in our hotel room
- saying goodbye
- Crawfordsville threesomes
- room service while you're in your undies
- Parents
- Final Destination 3
- smashed frogs on the pavement
- having "quarterhole" sex for weed
- pubes in the shower
- "finger fucking"....egag egag egag
- the mother of all bad words
- Bubbas
- "Bitches live in this room"...so not gangsta!
ect ect ect....
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Well...I'm sure thats enough. I'm a little stoked about the concert tonight but not so stoked about going back to work. It was a good little vacation I guess.
Ray...here I come.
peace out
-K, J, and A
(AKA: Butterscotch, Cheech, and Em)
To make a long story short...Muncie is ghetto, we met LOTS of carnies, learned a little bit about South Africa, got lost a few times, got a room at Super 8 for two nights, and had one killer time. Def a good story...good icebreaker. HA!
(I could quite literally fill my whole senior jeans with quotes, pictures, and stories of these past three days!) In order not to bore anyone, I apologize, but we had to cronicle these events for our jeans. It's just to damn funny. :D
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1) "I can hear the heat of the lightbulbs...they're making that sound whomp whomp whomp"
2) "Where is the fucking fair???"
3) "Hey thats sexual harrassment....." - Dirty dirty construction hotties
4) "Sweet as A Lemon"
5) "This town is a little 'dodgy'"
6) "Got em all lined up....havin a party at the Holiday Inn...bikinis only!!"
7) "Whose XXL blanket is this...I'm stealing it"
8) "Don't say fuck in the fucking bedroom"
9) "Look Jelissa, someone left their sick old lady shoes in the room for us........" - Katelyn
"Hey those are mine..."- Alaina
10)"I have a strobelight in my wrist!"
11) " OMG my finger was like...melting when I touched you!"
12) They (Katelyn's lips) look like a little boy's lips after he gets done sucking his momma's tit.....Like a little boy with pretty eyelashes that slipped the nip! Pouting like a little bitch."
13) What happens on the roadtrip stays on the road trip, b/c it's feasting time??!?!?"
14) "Look guys, I'm ghosting it!"
15) "I'll light anything you give me baby!"
16) "Shut you're tits!"
17) "Your fart smells like cock!"
18) "My body was just taken over by an eighty year old man in a Hugh Heffner robe, and he told me to call you Butterscotch! I can feel it in my head. He was talking through me!"
19) "I'm like a fucking Albino!" (pronounced Albeeeno) "Is that like a mexican albino?"
-----------------------------------------------
Things that ARE Gangsta:
*************************
- "Gangsta" "Lover Boy" and "2X4"
- Grant, Aanthony,.....and well NOT Quinten
- "Dontcha Dance"
- The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Frank Sinatra and Jason Mraz
- 25 case
- Every ciggarette ever smoked by Grant
- Anthony's tattoos
- Spongebob
- the hotel room
- JJ BELL!!
- Cheryl Pardue
- Subway
- girls from America
- MTV
- whistle call
- Lightin up Stacia
- ESPN the x-games
- the floor
- "Bombshells"
- the blanket
- "Letcha shoulder lean"
- Biodome
- reffah
- Indiana
- Licking your hand and slapping someone while calling the person "your bitch"
- Grant's fuzzy dice
- South African licenses
- Grant's car
- Subway
- Super 8's complimentary breakfast
- the room service ladies drinking a beer while cleaning our room, now thats a real gangsta
- the fact the air conditioner plays music
-Jelissa's.... as a matter-of-fact, yes...looks
- the mall
- smoking in bed
- making out with the guys of 2007!!
- the fact that we are the class of 2007....feared, hated, and respected...but still kicking ass
- Room 213 for life
- Three hour little old lady talk at Panera
- Jelissa <3 Quinten
- The muncie mall
-----------------------------------------------------------
Things that are NOT Gangsta:
****************************
- Florida
- uncircumcised weenies
- carnie body odor
- Alaina's Aunt and mother
- Super 8 Motel
- the Muncie carnival
- bleeding to death
- burning down the Super 8 Motel with a hair straightner
- South African gangs
- Beyonce
- Grant's (clown w/ Ax) tattoo
- taking naps
- 11:00 am McDonalds
- the Bloods and the Crips
- Muncie
- being broke
- Muncie's lack of hotdogs late at night
- farting while asleep
- cigarette burns on every object in the hotel room (not from Katelyn!)
- stealing a sucker for cherity
- Jiss and Katelyn's corsettes
- Mary Jane on the bible
- the chandillers in Super 8
- ppl getting Jewed out of money....
- well...just jews in general
- the toxic antifreeze seeping through the A/C in Jiss's car
- Jellisa taking a "cock" is soooooooooo not gangsta
- finding an ash covered bible in our hotel room
- saying goodbye
- Crawfordsville threesomes
- room service while you're in your undies
- Parents
- Final Destination 3
- smashed frogs on the pavement
- having "quarterhole" sex for weed
- pubes in the shower
- "finger fucking"....egag egag egag
- the mother of all bad words
- Bubbas
- "Bitches live in this room"...so not gangsta!
ect ect ect....
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Well...I'm sure thats enough. I'm a little stoked about the concert tonight but not so stoked about going back to work. It was a good little vacation I guess.
Ray...here I come.
peace out
-K, J, and A
(AKA: Butterscotch, Cheech, and Em)