Cool Words and Funny Name Calling
stunted brain
retarded snake oil salesman
chigger bite covered hillbilly
walking spinal cord with no brain
dehydrated skull cavity
a head like a giant boulder of petrified wood
petrified wooden head
bunk corporate hand job
retarded dysfunctional mentally ill derelict
worthless mutated half-human depraved lunatic
incontinent pond scum
demonic midget homunculus
hyperactive squirrel
impotent coke addicted pornographer
divorced suicidal State Farm Insurance salesman
drunken shriner wanna-be freemason
go-cart riding fat alcoholic child molester
red faced, fez hat wearing, small engine toy car driving pedophiliac
like a nerd with out the good science and math grades
idiot savant with out the savant part
Funk and wangle education
depraved lunatic
machine replacement head
profit seeking circus act
over-fed lackey
black hearted demon
mutated half human retarded step child
fly infested pie hole (your mouth)
diseased midget
walking brain hemorrhage