Things My Cat Has Discovered
1. The magic red light actually comes from that little metal thingie in Daddy's hand.
2. People will come all the way from Australia just to visit me.
3. Daddy doesn't like it when I do any of the following:
a. viciously attack the coffee table legs
b. pry up the edges of the fireplace rug looking for where the speaker wires go
c. sit in the kindling basket and attempt to eat said basket
d. run between his legs when he REALLY needs to go to the loo
e. play in the wires behind the TV or computer
f. jump up onto various shelves or countertops
g. attempt to show the bamboo plants who's boss
4. The following are not toys: pillows, shoes, clothing, belts, the fireplace screen pull, people
5. The following are not for me to scratch on: carpet, furniture, tables, people
6. If I don't put up too much fuss when I get my little claws trimmed, I get a treat
7. TV is fun to watch upside-down.
2. People will come all the way from Australia just to visit me.
3. Daddy doesn't like it when I do any of the following:
a. viciously attack the coffee table legs
b. pry up the edges of the fireplace rug looking for where the speaker wires go
c. sit in the kindling basket and attempt to eat said basket
d. run between his legs when he REALLY needs to go to the loo
e. play in the wires behind the TV or computer
f. jump up onto various shelves or countertops
g. attempt to show the bamboo plants who's boss
4. The following are not toys: pillows, shoes, clothing, belts, the fireplace screen pull, people
5. The following are not for me to scratch on: carpet, furniture, tables, people
6. If I don't put up too much fuss when I get my little claws trimmed, I get a treat
7. TV is fun to watch upside-down.