Dec 18, 2007 15:08
Today I learned that hearts are HILARIOUS.
At least, the noises they can make are. Mine likes to make loud squelching noises. It's kinda A+
Also, ever notice how girl doctors don't care about your feelings of modesty? They just rip off your shirts with no warning, while guy doctors give you a little paper gown, leave the room, and attempt to keep your boobies covered if at all possible. Because those are scary. I also always seem to get doctors with tattoos, ear gauges, and belts made out of bullets. AND THAT WAS MY ADVENTURE INTO MEDICINE.
OH YEAH, I'M ALSO NOT DYING. YEEEEY.
sick