[translation] Junstyle final: Satoshistyle part!

Sep 26, 2011 21:33

i'm on a roll recently. LOL holidays giving me much more free time ~

hmm another random radio translation! this part was absolutely hilarious XD
as you all know Junstyle has come to an end ): and on the final broadcast, there is this one part where a reader wrote in to say about the episode she rmbed or something, then it went to arashi appearing on junstyle, then satoshi. :D
apparently satoshi crashed junstyle before - to celebrate jun-kun's 20th birthday with him! awww leader.
he was REALLY REALLY HIGH. it was so funny! HAHA.
unfortunately lj doesn't have uploading audio function so you can uh imagine ohno's highness? i hope it's well represented by the number of caps lock i used. HAHA.
okay i shall stop talking now. :D on to the translation!

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Jun: I think there was only one time, where all the members were gathered. Ah, Leader came one time during my birthday didn’t he?
(starting tune plays)
Jun: What is this?!
(Ohno: NACK5, Satsohi Style!)
Jun: HAHAHA! It’s this, it’s this.

Ohno: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Ohno: Ahhh, Matsumoto-san, happy birthday!!!
Jun: What the heck are you doing?!
Ohno: Hurry up and sit down, hora, hurry and sit!
Jun: Don’t just come in on other people’s radio shows like that!
Ohno: Matsumoto-san, MATSUMOTO-SAN! Hora.
Jun: What?!
Ohno: Sit down, sit down.
Jun: What the heck are you doing…
Ohno: SAA! On today’s Satoshi Style yea? We are going to…
Jun: Wait a moment, wait a moment.
Ohno: What?
Jun: It’s Junstyle.
Ohno: Eh?
Jun: It’s Junstyle.
Ohno: Maa maa maa, Matsumoto-san. Just go with flow okay? SAAA!
Jun: Go with the flow?!
Ohno: So, on today’s Satoshi Style yea, I’ll be doing this radio show with Matsumoto Jun, who has just turned 20 today!!
(claps)
Ohno: TODAY! I, Ohno Satoshi, is the Special Birthday Present, SBP DESU! Okay, here yea, there are 20… (Jun: *blows*)
OI! THAT WAS FAST!!! FAST!! THAT WAS REALLY FAST!! NOW THEY ARE ALL
BLOWN OUT!! Okay well that was something that had to be quickly done
yea!! So then that was done yea? And here!! I, Arashi’s leader, Ohno
Satoshi yea, Birthday Present Number 1!!!
(Hadashi no Mirai bgm plays)
Ohno: JA JANG!
Jun: Wait a moment, wait a moment. It’s not “Ja jang”…
Ohno: Ah sorry, it’s “ja jang jang”. “Ja jang” came out of my mouth… sorry okay?
Jun: No, it’s not the problem of the “ja jang”… But why?
Ohno:
“Why”?! What do you mean by “why”?! It’s Satoshi Style. I came here for
you. Really. SAAA! I, for you sake, came with a present!
Jun: What is this, it’s from Ohno-kun?
Ohno: Yes it is!
Jun: Really?
Ohno: I’m serious! I have never told a lie before!
Jun: (laughs) You’re lying!
Ohno: Maa that’s okay. Please take a look!
Jun: Eh, this is really from Ohno-kun?
Ohno: Yes!
Jun: You brought it here?
Ohno: Yes.
Jun: Not someone who asked you to bring it?
Ohno: No.
Jun: This is Ohno-kun’s present to me this year?
Ohno: BIRTHDAY. PARTY DESU!
Jun: You’re noisy, really!!
(both laugh)

Jun: This guy wasn’t drunk was he?! Our Ohno-san.
~

:D

radio, translation: matsumoto jun, translation: ohno satoshi

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