Stolen from my sis, but I LOVE this
Only in Lynn ....
A day with no shootings or stabbings is considered abnormal.
Can you say "the black lady on Boston St." and people know exactly which homeless person you're talking about.
Everyone knows what a bluezone from the Med. is.
You can go to about 6 different high schools, but the newest one is sinking.
Double parking on every single one way street is just another obstacle instead of something illegal.
A pitbull is considered the dog of choice.
Harry Agganis is more popular than the President of the United States.
You can find 18 Dunkin Donuts within 3 minutes of each other.
You hear a whistle from a field and know it's a Mexican soccer player.
Our beautiful beaches also smell like sewers.
It's not "the projects"...it's "which projects?"
The news shows crimes committed in other states..and you know the accused is from your hometown.
We actually have a day care in a high school.
Road rage isn't giving the finger; it's giving the finger, screaming threats about the person's family, and beeping, all while continuing to accelerate the car towards the person.
The "ghettos" don't scare you...but Lynn woods and Pine Grove- stay the fuck out of there.
Sundays are a no go for any soccer field unless you want something from a Mobil Taco Stand.
You hear a girl called a "bird" and it does not mean a flying animal.
If you're white, you are the minority. If you speak English, you're an outcast.
You're shocked when people say there is no graffiti covering their city.
You know that the Commons is shaped like a shoe.
You actually have a catch phrase for your city..and people even all the way in Canada know about it.
Sin City bitches.
A day with no shootings or stabbings is considered abnormal.
Can you say "the black lady on Boston St." and people know exactly which homeless person you're talking about.
Everyone knows what a bluezone from the Med. is.
You can go to about 6 different high schools, but the newest one is sinking.
Double parking on every single one way street is just another obstacle instead of something illegal.
A pitbull is considered the dog of choice.
Harry Agganis is more popular than the President of the United States.
You can find 18 Dunkin Donuts within 3 minutes of each other.
You hear a whistle from a field and know it's a Mexican soccer player.
Our beautiful beaches also smell like sewers.
It's not "the projects"...it's "which projects?"
The news shows crimes committed in other states..and you know the accused is from your hometown.
We actually have a day care in a high school.
Road rage isn't giving the finger; it's giving the finger, screaming threats about the person's family, and beeping, all while continuing to accelerate the car towards the person.
The "ghettos" don't scare you...but Lynn woods and Pine Grove- stay the fuck out of there.
Sundays are a no go for any soccer field unless you want something from a Mobil Taco Stand.
You hear a girl called a "bird" and it does not mean a flying animal.
If you're white, you are the minority. If you speak English, you're an outcast.
You're shocked when people say there is no graffiti covering their city.
You know that the Commons is shaped like a shoe.
You actually have a catch phrase for your city..and people even all the way in Canada know about it.
Sin City bitches.