The Tampon Song...
The Tampon Song
I wrote, and sung, the above as my commentary on #tampongate
The link takes you to the youTube Video/Audio and please forgive the fact I do not have a good singing voice... The lyrics, themselves, are as follows:
Parody and Derivative and JJ's sarcasm to the fore:
Lyrics by JustJeanette in mortification of Texas, the lone Tampon State!
Music: The Men of Harlech
What's the use of carrying tampon?
Sanitary pads and feminine product?
Texas law-man confiscate them
To Protect Perry?
What's the use in filibustering?
Speak on thing rather forgotten
Women's affairs are simply rotten,
Better Texan's way.
Texan's way is show men.
Try control the women.
Legislate, pontificate
Turn back the clocks for goodness sakes, men
Modern Texans they have hit on
Subjugate the little women
After all they're not our equals
Texas women be blowed!!
...............................
Please, let me know what you think, good, bad or otherwise. JJ
I wrote, and sung, the above as my commentary on #tampongate
The link takes you to the youTube Video/Audio and please forgive the fact I do not have a good singing voice... The lyrics, themselves, are as follows:
Parody and Derivative and JJ's sarcasm to the fore:
Lyrics by JustJeanette in mortification of Texas, the lone Tampon State!
Music: The Men of Harlech
What's the use of carrying tampon?
Sanitary pads and feminine product?
Texas law-man confiscate them
To Protect Perry?
What's the use in filibustering?
Speak on thing rather forgotten
Women's affairs are simply rotten,
Better Texan's way.
Texan's way is show men.
Try control the women.
Legislate, pontificate
Turn back the clocks for goodness sakes, men
Modern Texans they have hit on
Subjugate the little women
After all they're not our equals
Texas women be blowed!!
...............................
Please, let me know what you think, good, bad or otherwise. JJ