Ummm...so life can suck a fat one sometimes...why is that?
So things in my life have become more confusing and frustrating in light of recent conversations. I am not going to get into it, but let's just say I am thoroughly rattled.
Thinking about these recent events, I started questioning many things. These questions, in turn, led to thinking about some other f-ed up questions that have to do with life in general.
Here are those questions:
~Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
~Can mute people burp?
~Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
~Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
~When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
~Is Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
~Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
~Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
~If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
~Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
~Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
~If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
~When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
~Why are females so Godd*mn confusing?
Anyways...just some questions running through my brain right now.
-Parker