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justinkinney

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Jul 02, 2004 19:34

Hey, Brian? You know the watch you got me? It's nice, I guess, but it isn't quite right. Can you take it back?

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nineinchescut July 2 2004, 16:38:59 UTC

Take it back? What the fuck isn't right about it? It's a watch, you tell time with it.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 16:40:14 UTC

The color isn't right. I'm an artist, trust me on this one.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 16:42:58 UTC

It's black. How the fuck is that color not right? No, wait. Don't start, we'll be here all day.

What color would his majesty like?

justinkinney July 2 2004, 16:45:53 UTC

I don't know. Not black. Well, maybe black, but not that shade of black.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 16:57:47 UTC

There is only one shade of black, Justin. Otherwise, it's gray. I wonder if I can use some of Debbie's blood pressure medication. How about this?

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justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:03:25 UTC

...Brown? That's okay, I guess. If you like that sort of thing.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:06:07 UTC

Just tell me what you want before I grind all the enamel off my teeth.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:14:03 UTC

I know you just want me to be happy. It's very touching.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:19:18 UTC

Yes, of course, your happiness is my every waking and consuming thought.

This one?

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justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:21:03 UTC

That looks like a computer. How the fuck does it work? And the sun is sort of scary.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:24:42 UTC

Oh, right. I forgot how technology mystifies you. That watch can do almost everything except blow you, but of course you wouldn't appreciate that.

You're not giving me anything to work with, here.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:28:14 UTC

Technology doesn't mystify me. I just don't understand why I need to wear it on my wrist. And it couldn't blow half as well as me, anyway.

Maybe silver? But not too shiny. And sort of big, but not too big.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:38:59 UTC

There's no such thing as too big. Well, I've never been told that. Here, I found a silver one suitable for grownups.

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justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:40:17 UTC

How is anyone supposed to tell time with those little line things?

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:46:35 UTC

I found a watch that is appropriate for you. It's black, it's not too big, and it has numbers instead of the little line things.

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justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:50:32 UTC

Thank you, honey, you always know the key to my heart.

Brian. How can I start dinner if we do not have food?

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