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Jul 02, 2004 19:34

Hey, Brian? You know the watch you got me? It's nice, I guess, but it isn't quite right. Can you take it back?

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nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:46:35 UTC

I found a watch that is appropriate for you. It's black, it's not too big, and it has numbers instead of the little line things.

I'm done. Start dinner.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:50:32 UTC

Thank you, honey, you always know the key to my heart.

Brian. How can I start dinner if we do not have food?

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 17:53:02 UTC

Pick. Up. The. Phone. And. Order. Take. Out.

I'm not going to Debbie and Emmett's Living Room Extravaganza, or whateverthefuck they're calling their excuse to get people over. My head hurts.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 17:58:08 UTC

Okay. You're going to have water with dinner, not booze, and two advil, and don't fucking argue with me.

We can go watch shopping again tomorrow. :)

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 18:01:06 UTC

Beam to wash the Advil down, and don't fucking argue with ME. Otherwise I won't have the energy to go watch shopping tomorrow.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 18:05:48 UTC

Well, we don't have to go shopping if you don't want to. I don't really need a new watch or anything. It's okay.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 18:08:20 UTC

But I wanted to buy you a crown of thorns. It will go so nicely with the nails in your hands.

Call and order something on Pay Per View.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 18:14:11 UTC

What's the point? We just end up fucking on the couch and the money is wasted. Four years and we've never finished a movie together.

Can you get ice cream on the way home?

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 18:19:31 UTC

There's low-carb nonfat frozen yogurt in the freezer already. Deal.

We end up fucking because you always pick the stupidest movies. "Daredevil", anyone? And don't give me that shit about you wanting to see Ben Affleck's cock in the superhero suit. You sound like Michael.

... and what's wrong with fucking on the couch?

justinkinney July 2 2004, 18:33:04 UTC

I can't help it if you don't have an appreciation for some genres of entertainment.

Nothing is wrong with the couch. We don't even have a couch anymore. Let's buy one, after we buy my watch.

nineinchescut July 2 2004, 18:37:51 UTC

Fine, we'll buy a couch. So we can fuck on it.

I'm leaving, Ted can handle the rest of my day. Well, I'll pretend he can. Pour me a drink and be ready to put it in my hand as soon as I walk through the door.

justinkinney July 2 2004, 18:40:11 UTC

Let me just put on my apron and fix my lipstick.

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