Swiped from other people's journals:
Cthulhu Carols, particularly including:
The Solstice Song
Victims roasting on an open fire,
Deep Ones ripping off your nose,
Mindless chanting 'round the funeral pyre
And folks strung up by their toes.
Ev'rybody knows how festive open wounds can be;
You'll go crazy at the sight.
Tiny tots with their eyeballs aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know Cthulhu's on his way;
The beast is rising from the depths of dark R'lyeh.
And ev'ry mother's child is gonna cry
And beg for mercy and pray quickly to die.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two;
Although its been said many times, many ways,
"Barra na zu absu."
And in other randomness,
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: the movie in brief. Contains spoilers.
(LJ Spellchecker Genius of the millennium: Cthulhu -> Catholic)