We had sex.  I don't want to talk about it.

...I hate this place.

[ooc:  Cursed (obviously) with The Elephant In the Corner.  He'll be compelled to talk about the last thing he wants to talk about.  Bother him at your own peril!]

I can't decide if this is better or worse than showing up to my ex's house warming party.  Certainly the drinks are better.  Dalton couldn't make a proper chocolate martini if his life depended on it.

From what others have told me, I just have to hang around until midnight at which point...I wake up?  By all counts it doesn't make sense.

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So I could say I'm really happy to have met the people I've met here, and it would be true but rather obvious and if you don't already know I'm happy to have met you then you should probably pay a bit more attention.  I hardly waste copious amounts of time talking to people I don't like, after all.

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So far this day has not been turning out well.  I hope you're feeling better at least, Mercy.

These were Gucci.  They're worth an entire paycheck.  I want them put back now and you can take these...whatever they are away.

The ledgers are on the ceiling.  Lux's ceiling.  I will buy whoever can get them down for me a drink.

( filtered to the Doctor; unhackable )

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I'm sorry, I don't have time to meet all of you.  Someone is taking me out to dinner.

[ooc:  Open for 4th walling, Kyle's hanging out with his boyfriend from home for most of the day though.]

No, I don't want you.  You don't tempt me at all.

I'm perfectly satisfied, thank you, and I don't need a taste of....Oh god, looks so good.  No.  No.  I have willpower.  I'm not going to cave just because you're sitting there.  I...

Just one, I just need one and then you're getting out of this house.

[sounds of paper crinkling and lip smacking noises]

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[Kyle's at his desk in Lux's back office, sorting payroll. He writes diligently for a few minutes, then places the pen down and stretches. His eyes wander around the room and then freeze on empty space as he does a double take.]

You...but....

[He rises from the chair, almost knocking it over.]

You can't be here.

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