[Voice]

[justashow]

How did this get here?

...It even smells like him.

[rustling noises]

He always did have no fashion sense at all.

[ooc:  Thank to a little Christmas miracle, Kyle's stumbled across Warren's old suede cowboy jacket in his closet.  It's two sizes too big for him, but he's wrapped himself up in it anyway.  Also, Kyle's affected by the curse today, so he'll

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[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

Him? Him?

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

Warren.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

Who the bloody hell is Warren?

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

My boyfriend back home.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

Stop stop stop.

What the fucking hell is wrong with this City? Why does everyone like boys?

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

Everyone? That's a complete exaggeration.

And don't blame the City, I've liked boys since I was fourteen.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

I knew plenty of boys who liked birds back in Belfast. This can't be usual.

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

It's the City. Nothing is usual.

But I'm afraid I can't change my orientation to ease your mind.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

I didn't bloody ask you to, did I?

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

Not yet.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

Why would I?

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[justashow]

My tasteful good looks, of course.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

Excuse me?

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

Don't sound so fussed, I'm only teasing.

[Affected, so you know]

[eiremagic]

This place is turned on it's head.

[Affected, so you know]

[justashow]

Actually, today's been pretty normal, comparatively.