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[justashow]

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[tothelibrary]

1) You are all crazy people, 2) Is it too soon after Connor to be thinking liking boy type thoughts? Like, is that skanky?

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[justashow]

1) Blame Ianto, 2) Depends on which boy

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[tothelibrary]

1) Witness how very much I am nooooooooooot asking, 2) Hypothetical boys?

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[justashow]

1) You sound like Owen, 2) There is no such thing as a hypothetical boy

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[tothelibrary]

1) Who's Owen and is he fabulous and sparkly and possessing of awesome judgment like me? 2) Is too.

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[justashow]

1) He's the grumpy, toolish doctor who just moved in with us, 2) Is not. Now tell me who the boy is who's making you have naughty thoughts.

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[tothelibrary]

1) Gee thanks. I am not any of those things, Kyle. 2) Is too. And nope.

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[justashow]

1) And yet you stick your fingers in your ears in the exact same way whenever the subject of my lovelife comes up, 2) Then I withold my advice.

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[tothelibrary]

1) Because EW. I love you, Kyle. You matter to me more than like... most of the City. But that way lies emotional scars. Ew ew ew. 2) Now that's just unfair.

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[justashow]

1) Hey, I'll have you know that I'm magnificent and not emotionally scarring at all, 2) How can I possibly say if it's a good idea when I don't know which boy you're considering?

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[tothelibrary]

1) I'm sure you are. I just don't need to think about it. It's like Buffy and Willow and Xander. I'm happy when they're happy, I just don't want to think about WHY. 2) Isn't there, like... a blanket un-skank date?

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[justashow]

1) I'll try not to traumatize you. I can't promise the same from Ianto, obviously, 2) Yes. When you're forty.

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[tothelibrary]

1) I have the cotton balls waiting. 2) So if I had a date, it would be bad?

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[justashow]

1) Spare some for Owen, 2) Like I said, it depends on who the date is with.

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[tothelibrary]

1) Will do. Now I have to meet him, to see if he's as bad as you said. 2) ...A nice boy?

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[justashow]

1) Oh no, never. He's worse. 2) ...A nice boy without a name?