ooo - Call me, call me
[You've reached the voice mail of Kyle Brooks.
I'm not available at the moment, but if you would like to choose
from the following options, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.]
Press #1 - To leave a voice message
Press #2 - To leave a text message
Press #3 - To connect to the office telephone
Press #4 - For voice conference
Press #00 - To disconnect
[ooc: If you want to get a hold of Kyle and there are no open threads suitable for it, here's where you go.]