[Dawn is just getting started. You have not heard shrill until you've heard a Summers girl on a tear, Brooks]
Okay, first, so dead they will start naming streets after you and you will get a postage stamp, that is how irrevocably dead to me you are.
Second, Dean wouldn't sleep with me if I showed up butt naked in his bedroom, so way not necessary.
Third, even if I did... do things with Dean, it would be my choice! I'm eighteen and as long as I know what I'm getting into it's okay, because it's my life, and I need to do what makes me happy.
[...She could be paraphrasing Dean there.]
But that is moot as he wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, so there.
Then he'll be quite happy to tell me that himself, won't he?
And I can remember an awful lot of choices that did not end particularly well for your happiness, in which case I think I'm entitled to a little concern.
[Kyle matches Dawn's shrillness with some frosty tones there.]
...Look, you just. Here there be dragons, and I'm trying to make him believe-
If you set back my work I'm going to ignore you until I get him back to where he is now. Not that I've made bunches of headway, but last night went so well, even though-
Agh.
[She's trying to convince Dean he's a good and worthwhile person, and the 'ax murderer' question might not help her case, Kyle. Boys are dumb. All of you.]
You're not trying a make-over for him are you? That kind of thing never turns out well.
[Kyle would ask every guy the axe murderer question, including the nerdy kid who sat behind Dawn in class and Mother Teresa, if Mother Teresa happened to be a guy who was getting very close to Dawn. It's nothing personal against Dean.]
...Does Dean look like the kind of guy who would sit still long enough for me to try and make him over?
Plus, he's just fine. He has that... Spike, version Americana thing. Leather and a smirk.
[Yes. But. She's making progress! She has charts, and if you make her move the smiley face stickers backwards you are in so much trouble, Kyle. So much.]
[Well. Does "he thinks he's a bad person because he tortured people for years and years while he was in hell and I'm trying to convince him he's still a good person" rate above or below changing an alcoholic?]
Dean's older brother status cancels out yours on this one. Nyeah-nyeah.
[Since Dawn will not be informing anyone of this quest, there will no thinking. She can keep some secrets, despite what all the evidence might say. Just not her own.]
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I've heard that before.
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You asked him if he was trying to get in my pants! Kyle!
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It's part of standard questioning.
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Okay, first, so dead they will start naming streets after you and you will get a postage stamp, that is how irrevocably dead to me you are.
Second, Dean wouldn't sleep with me if I showed up butt naked in his bedroom, so way not necessary.
Third, even if I did... do things with Dean, it would be my choice! I'm eighteen and as long as I know what I'm getting into it's okay, because it's my life, and I need to do what makes me happy.
[...She could be paraphrasing Dean there.]
But that is moot as he wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, so there.
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And I can remember an awful lot of choices that did not end particularly well for your happiness, in which case I think I'm entitled to a little concern.
[Kyle matches Dawn's shrillness with some frosty tones there.]
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Low blow, Kyle. Way low blow.
...Look, you just. Here there be dragons, and I'm trying to make him believe-
If you set back my work I'm going to ignore you until I get him back to where he is now. Not that I've made bunches of headway, but last night went so well, even though-
Agh.
[She's trying to convince Dean he's a good and worthwhile person, and the 'ax murderer' question might not help her case, Kyle. Boys are dumb. All of you.]
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[Kyle would ask every guy the axe murderer question, including the nerdy kid who sat behind Dawn in class and Mother Teresa, if Mother Teresa happened to be a guy who was getting very close to Dawn. It's nothing personal against Dean.]
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Plus, he's just fine. He has that... Spike, version Americana thing. Leather and a smirk.
[Yes. But. She's making progress! She has charts, and if you make her move the smiley face stickers backwards you are in so much trouble, Kyle. So much.]
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[Kyle is imagining this disturbing "he's an alcoholic but I can change him type thing going on now.]
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[Well. Does "he thinks he's a bad person because he tortured people for years and years while he was in hell and I'm trying to convince him he's still a good person" rate above or below changing an alcoholic?]
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[Kyle would have to think about that one.]
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[Since Dawn will not be informing anyone of this quest, there will no thinking. She can keep some secrets, despite what all the evidence might say. Just not her own.]
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Oh my God, you are not me, stop it. This is not a 'who is better' contest, I just can't tell anyone.
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If you'll excuse me, I have to go be sick.
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