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I hadn't watched CKY Landspeed in a while, and then I did, and suddenly I recalled that Deron was tied to a pole with duct tape and oh boy, did my brain go wild with ideas. Deron tied up is just ohmygod eeeee ( Read more... )

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American Idol has my babies on it tonight.

They're covering Queen. Ugh. Rawr. I'm so protective of them - more than anything, really. I mean, fuck, I broke a girl's knee because she was like 'Queen sucks and Freddie was a fag and now he's burning in hell' and fuck you if you say that around me. People expect it now and do it to egg me on, but ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD WE'RE GETTING PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA FOR DINNER TONIGHT!

:D

The last time I had it was Halloween four years ago. It's probably bad that I remember that, but OH MAN. I'm so excited. It's kinda sad.

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Funniest blonde joke EVER.

( Because I'm hopelessly addicted to both surveys AND foreign languages. I want all the people on my FL to fill this out. There's only 12 of you, so it shouldn't be too hard! )

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