Southside Randomness
Picture it: Southside, Flats; 3 AM. I'm at a friend's house where a party is nearing it's last legs - coffee's on, people are starting to sober up. My friends Erin, Dan, Dunegan, Bill, Leah and myself are all in the kitchen when my co-host Becky comes in from the living room and askes me if I know the guy who's asleep on the couch. I poked my head in there and had noooo clue who he was. It seemed he just wandered in from the street.
Immediately the manly men intimidation squad went into the living room to do their job, but the guy was just so drunk. He didn't know where he was or who he'd been with, where he was headed, anything. He could barely form a coherent sentence. The guy kept eyeing me up and down and talking to me (although I can't be sure what he was saying - I can only speculate) and my friend Erin stepped in front of me to sheild me I guess. It was at this point that Dan got really pissed and made the guy leave the house. Great part was he STAYED out there at the window. The guys cleared it up and the drunk left the street in what we can assume was a string of obscenities.
Party ended about an hour and a half later. The rest of that time was spent examining this scenario and replaying it, and something about a porn theater and wearing Dan's (and my favorite) hat.
It was a good evening, and I say any party where Danny B walks into the house with a case of beer and immediately removes his pants is a damn good party.
Perhaps this episode will be repeated tonight at another Southside Theater Xmas get-together...One can only hope.
Immediately the manly men intimidation squad went into the living room to do their job, but the guy was just so drunk. He didn't know where he was or who he'd been with, where he was headed, anything. He could barely form a coherent sentence. The guy kept eyeing me up and down and talking to me (although I can't be sure what he was saying - I can only speculate) and my friend Erin stepped in front of me to sheild me I guess. It was at this point that Dan got really pissed and made the guy leave the house. Great part was he STAYED out there at the window. The guys cleared it up and the drunk left the street in what we can assume was a string of obscenities.
Party ended about an hour and a half later. The rest of that time was spent examining this scenario and replaying it, and something about a porn theater and wearing Dan's (and my favorite) hat.
It was a good evening, and I say any party where Danny B walks into the house with a case of beer and immediately removes his pants is a damn good party.
Perhaps this episode will be repeated tonight at another Southside Theater Xmas get-together...One can only hope.