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[im_abeast]

Jon Stewart, I love you. Here, have my soul.

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[world_isfalling]

I'm more of a Stephen Colbert girl.

[im_abeast]

Stephen can be a bit too much for me. And last night, Stewart told FOX News to go fuck themselves with a choral accompaniment. It was fantastic.

[favorsfire]

I keep asking him to marry me.

[im_abeast]

He never listens, does he?

Damn shame he already is.

[favorsfire]

I know, it breaks the heart.

[im_abeast]

That it does.

Especially after last night, man.

[what_adick]

Then your body would be limp and -- dare I say, boring. And not as feisty as I remember you being. It's Dixon - step-brother of, never mind, I wanted to apologize for making a complete ass of myself a couple months back.

Also, I agree because Jon Stewart? Is pretty much God in our household.

[im_abeast]

... An apology. This is a new and interesting development.

He's pretty fantastic.

[what_adick]

The old Dixon would have said, "I am a new and interesting development" but, I'm going to say, yeah, well, being an ass really doesn't pay off in the long run.

How is the semester going?

[im_abeast]

Glad you've figured that out.

It's going. Almost finished, actually. I get out the first week of May.

[damnhero_cmplx]

He might want more than that.

[im_abeast]

More than my soul? Is there more than that?

[damnhero_cmplx]

Umm....your smile.

[im_abeast]

He's married. I think he'll be happier with my soul.

[play_thepart]

He's okay.

[im_abeast]

He's more than okay. He's awesome.

[play_thepart]

Eh, he doesn't do it for me. The news is enough of a joke as it is, making jokes out of it....I donno.

[im_abeast]

Okay. Watch this and tell me if you still don't appreciate his genius.