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Apr 21, 2010 10:41

Jon Stewart, I love you. Here, have my soul.

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 21:38:33 UTC
He might want more than that.

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 21:44:44 UTC
More than my soul? Is there more than that?

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 21:55:42 UTC
Umm....your smile.

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 21:57:42 UTC
He's married. I think he'll be happier with my soul.

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:03:19 UTC
He'd probably be happiest with your ratings.

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:04:41 UTC
Oh, he had those already.

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:05:44 UTC
Mmm, so he's got your attention, your admiration, and your soul....

What's left for me?

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:06:30 UTC
My body? Along with my amazing sex skills.

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:17:53 UTC
Both of which are all the way across the country at the moment.

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:18:58 UTC
Well, school's out soon. That could change.

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:21:49 UTC
And what is it you're suggesting, Ms. Van Buren?

(Did I ever mention you have the same last name as my uncle's boss?)

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:22:50 UTC
I dunno. I could get a summer job doing make-up for summer stock?

(... No, you didn't.)

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:24:25 UTC
Summer stock?

(Yeah, she's pretty amazing. Refuses to retire.)

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:25:47 UTC
Theater?

(She sounds pretty awesome.)

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damnhero_cmplx April 21 2010, 22:27:16 UTC
Something in New York maybe?

(Oh she is.)

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im_abeast April 21 2010, 22:27:43 UTC
That's what I was thinking.

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