Can you help me talk Dad into letting me pierce my nose and we'll call it square? It worked for the navel ring, and I really want it.
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Dude, chill. Dad's wicked easy to shop for. He loves his job, religion, martial arts, and bikes. It's all he fucking cares about besides his family and the Watcher thing. I'm getting him a set of holy medals in silver, St. Joseph and St. Luke, patron saints of dads and doctors respectively. I think Uncle Drew and Aunt Jules are going in together to buy Dad a new motorcycle.
Dad also likes some music. He works out to Black Flag a lot. If I see something cool out here? I'll text you, see if you wanna get it for him. Who else you need help with?
Mkay, good suggestions. I got Drew and Jules--don't faint, yes, I bought Jules a present even if she is an inconsiderate bitch. Drew gets The Force Unleashed for the Wii and Spike Guitar Hero World Tour. They can game together. Jules I got a new scrying crystal that you can wear as a necklace. It's pretty. It looks like her.
You're welcome to? But I totally saved up for it, I'm just a year short on the whole paternal consent-free thing.
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Dude, when are you gonna knock it off? Especially since I'm pretty sure the guy I saw you batting your eyes at in the airport when I left last time wasn't my future homeboy-in-law.
Still, you're kind of owning my shit with the shopping. I got Uncle Drew a coffee table book of Van Gogh, he likes that shit, and I got Aunt Jules a new hematite bracelet. Chick at the store said hematite promotes strength...not that she needs it, but ya know...
Whatever, doofus. I don't think Hendrix when I hear you play, I think Bohnam.
I use one, the others I'm hoarding. I'm taking notes on the rest of that shit, though...I'm hoping good gear can save me if I end up sucking balls at this guitar thing.
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On an unrelated note, what the HELL am I gonna get your father? You have to help me. I'm drowning. Drowning in a giant Christmas list.
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[locked from Dad]
Dude, chill. Dad's wicked easy to shop for. He loves his job, religion, martial arts, and bikes. It's all he fucking cares about besides his family and the Watcher thing. I'm getting him a set of holy medals in silver, St. Joseph and St. Luke, patron saints of dads and doctors respectively. I think Uncle Drew and Aunt Jules are going in together to buy Dad a new motorcycle.
Dad also likes some music. He works out to Black Flag a lot. If I see something cool out here? I'll text you, see if you wanna get it for him. Who else you need help with?
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Mkay, good suggestions. I got Drew and Jules--don't faint, yes, I bought Jules a present even if she is an inconsiderate bitch. Drew gets The Force Unleashed for the Wii and Spike Guitar Hero World Tour. They can game together. Jules I got a new scrying crystal that you can wear as a necklace. It's pretty. It looks like her.
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Dude, when are you gonna knock it off? Especially since I'm pretty sure the guy I saw you batting your eyes at in the airport when I left last time wasn't my future homeboy-in-law.
Still, you're kind of owning my shit with the shopping. I got Uncle Drew a coffee table book of Van Gogh, he likes that shit, and I got Aunt Jules a new hematite bracelet. Chick at the store said hematite promotes strength...not that she needs it, but ya know...
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Dunlop picks, but I gave you a wad of Control Freak picks, what happened to them all? GHS strings. Mesa amps. Probably for you? A 5:50 Express.
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I use one, the others I'm hoarding. I'm taking notes on the rest of that shit, though...I'm hoping good gear can save me if I end up sucking balls at this guitar thing.
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