Can you help me talk Dad into letting me pierce my nose and we'll call it square? It worked for the navel ring, and I really want it.
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Dude, chill. Dad's wicked easy to shop for. He loves his job, religion, martial arts, and bikes. It's all he fucking cares about besides his family and the Watcher thing. I'm getting him a set of holy medals in silver, St. Joseph and St. Luke, patron saints of dads and doctors respectively. I think Uncle Drew and Aunt Jules are going in together to buy Dad a new motorcycle.
Dad also likes some music. He works out to Black Flag a lot. If I see something cool out here? I'll text you, see if you wanna get it for him. Who else you need help with?
Mkay, good suggestions. I got Drew and Jules--don't faint, yes, I bought Jules a present even if she is an inconsiderate bitch. Drew gets The Force Unleashed for the Wii and Spike Guitar Hero World Tour. They can game together. Jules I got a new scrying crystal that you can wear as a necklace. It's pretty. It looks like her.
You're welcome to? But I totally saved up for it, I'm just a year short on the whole paternal consent-free thing.
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Dude, when are you gonna knock it off? Especially since I'm pretty sure the guy I saw you batting your eyes at in the airport when I left last time wasn't my future homeboy-in-law.
Still, you're kind of owning my shit with the shopping. I got Uncle Drew a coffee table book of Van Gogh, he likes that shit, and I got Aunt Jules a new hematite bracelet. Chick at the store said hematite promotes strength...not that she needs it, but ya know...
Well you can't get her RED VS BLUE 'cause Drew's getting her the uber DVD set. But ya know? Steve Odekerk, he did that stupid kung fu movie you guys like, right? What about getting her the Thumb Movie stuff? Those parodies with the thumb puppets? 'Cause fuck the coat, I think Sass owned all our shit when she got Annie the goddamn Master Chief My Little Pony.
Dear God, I have no idea. I told him to make a list. Cause I'm clueless too. What the fuck do you get for someone that pretty much literally can buy whatever the hell he wants.
I'm thinking about giving him music...busting his chops aside, if you could tip me off to his musical tastes? I thought I'd make him a mix of actual stuff I think he'd like. Y'know, 'cause he can buy anything he wants, and they say the best gifts are the ones you make yourself, right? Maybe for Christmas I can give him a new favorite band.
On an unrelated note, what the HELL am I gonna get your father? You have to help me. I'm drowning. Drowning in a giant Christmas list.
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Dude, chill. Dad's wicked easy to shop for. He loves his job, religion, martial arts, and bikes. It's all he fucking cares about besides his family and the Watcher thing. I'm getting him a set of holy medals in silver, St. Joseph and St. Luke, patron saints of dads and doctors respectively. I think Uncle Drew and Aunt Jules are going in together to buy Dad a new motorcycle.
Dad also likes some music. He works out to Black Flag a lot. If I see something cool out here? I'll text you, see if you wanna get it for him. Who else you need help with?
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Mkay, good suggestions. I got Drew and Jules--don't faint, yes, I bought Jules a present even if she is an inconsiderate bitch. Drew gets The Force Unleashed for the Wii and Spike Guitar Hero World Tour. They can game together. Jules I got a new scrying crystal that you can wear as a necklace. It's pretty. It looks like her.
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Dude, when are you gonna knock it off? Especially since I'm pretty sure the guy I saw you batting your eyes at in the airport when I left last time wasn't my future homeboy-in-law.
Still, you're kind of owning my shit with the shopping. I got Uncle Drew a coffee table book of Van Gogh, he likes that shit, and I got Aunt Jules a new hematite bracelet. Chick at the store said hematite promotes strength...not that she needs it, but ya know...
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Adam doesn't count. I knew Adam before I ever met Julian, and...it...well...it doesn't count. Trust me.
I'm actually a little lost as to what to get Annie. I don't know if I can top the coat.
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Adam counts twice 'cause he looks like Sark, yo.
Well you can't get her RED VS BLUE 'cause Drew's getting her the uber DVD set. But ya know? Steve Odekerk, he did that stupid kung fu movie you guys like, right? What about getting her the Thumb Movie stuff? Those parodies with the thumb puppets? 'Cause fuck the coat, I think Sass owned all our shit when she got Annie the goddamn Master Chief My Little Pony.
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Does not.
That's a thought, actually, she'd love that...and that coat was Prada. The pony is great but c'mon...Prada.
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Fucking does too.
True? But this is Annie. I don't think she's ever looked at a label in her fuckin' life, yo.
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Doesn't. Really. Trust me. It doesn't.
All right, true. Hm.
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Youuuuu just keep tellin' yourself that.
Speaking of shopping, what the fuck can I get for Sark? Talk about hard to buy for...
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Subject dropping now.
Dear God, I have no idea. I told him to make a list. Cause I'm clueless too. What the fuck do you get for someone that pretty much literally can buy whatever the hell he wants.
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I'm thinking about giving him music...busting his chops aside, if you could tip me off to his musical tastes? I thought I'd make him a mix of actual stuff I think he'd like. Y'know, 'cause he can buy anything he wants, and they say the best gifts are the ones you make yourself, right? Maybe for Christmas I can give him a new favorite band.
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Um. Garbage. The Who. Cold. I don't know. His iPod is made of random.
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