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[chasemd]

I'm getting married in approximately 40 hours.

Is it bad ettiquette for a 31 year old bloke to wet himself?

Comments

[vote4nathan]

You'll be fine. Trust me.

[chasemd]

I'm shitting myself! We had this thing when I told her about the venue thing and I thought she didn't care when we were getting married, then she had this freak out thing on the phone and I felt guilty and now she's there and I'm here and what if she realises what a dickhead I am and decides she doesn't want to get married when she realises what I've done?!

[vote4nathan]

That will never happen. She loves you very much and your marriage is more than any location or any given facet of the actual ceremony.

[chasemd]

Do you think so? I sent her flowers. I didn't know how else to tell her I loved her. She must be thinking by now that I'm going crazy.

I had cold feet. That makes me a horrible husband.

[drcampbell]

You could always get drunk and arrested again. Would take your mind of your nerves.

[chasemd]

You're supposed to be helping, not pulling the piss.

[drcampbell]

But you make it so easy and I need some form of relief.

[chasemd]

Why does it have to be me you take your nicotine withdrawal out on?! Come over and we can watch stupid action films or something.

[cant_have_any]

That's why they invented adult diapers.

[chasemd]

Not sure that would be a good addition under a kilt.

[cant_have_any]

What is it with Brits and cross-dressing?

[chasemd]

I don't know. Ask them.

[deep_red_bells]

Awwwww, I think it's sweet.

[chasemd]

That I want to pee myself? Scrubs are very thin fabric. It might be quite embarrassing.

[deep_red_bells]

You're nervous! It's sweet!

[chasemd]

Sweet? I want to hide under the bed. With the spiders that are probably under there.

[nerdherdchuck]

Well...it's probably...just nerves.

You'll be all right.

[chasemd]

To date, I haven't exactly been a pinup boy for perfect grooms.

[nerdherdchuck]

Why do you say that?