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[chasemd]

I'm getting married in approximately 40 hours.

Is it bad ettiquette for a 31 year old bloke to wet himself?

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[drcampbell]

You could always get drunk and arrested again. Would take your mind of your nerves.

[chasemd]

You're supposed to be helping, not pulling the piss.

[drcampbell]

But you make it so easy and I need some form of relief.

[chasemd]

Why does it have to be me you take your nicotine withdrawal out on?! Come over and we can watch stupid action films or something.

[drcampbell]

I took it out on Riley, too. And our stairs at home, apparently. Am I bringing beer or not?

[chasemd]

Ah yes. Riley told me you're now affectionately nicknamed Dr MacShitty. If you get too bad, can I reserve the right to strap you down and force you to have a smoke?

[drcampbell]

What are you all wanting me to do? Dance through a fecking field of daisies? And please do, that way, it willnae be my fault when my wife gives me the Pregnant Evil Eyeball of Death.

[chasemd]

You're amusing when you're in a pissy mood. And no bloody way! Then I'll be on the end of it. Tara's normal Evil Eyeballs are scary enough.

[drcampbell]

I'm nay pissy, I'm horny.

[chasemd]

Then get a grip. Simple.

[drcampbell]

I havenae anything to get a grip of, genius.

[chasemd]

The Little Blue Demons not working this week?

[drcampbell]

Nay.

I might get drunk and arrested tonight. What else do you want me to bring? Chocolate cake and mustard or something?

[chasemd]

Ew, that's just gross, mate.

Wanna watch porn?

[drcampbell]

Are you purposefully trying to kill me?